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  1. Rec *

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    Jaskier, a royal pleasure slave, isn't exactly happy with his lot in life—he's having sex with less than desirable nobles at a pace nobody would want—but he's learned to be content with it. Things could be a lot worse.

    On occasion, Radovid sends him away to bestow his services on nobles who aren't stationed at court. During one such trip Jaskier witnesses the murder of a noble he was supposed to be pleasing, and sees the faces of the assassins; to keep him from identifying them to the authorities, Jaskier is taken with them when they leave, and finds himself held in the royal palace of Rivia. Life in Rivia is anything but what Jaskier would have expected and both the king of Rivia and his right hand are unlike any nobles Jaskier has ever known; the more time he spends with them, the more he realizes that they might just be what they seem to be—good men.

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    30 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 12

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    Daemons in the Witcher universe

    What could possibly go wrong

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Jaskier has an unconventional daemon. Geralt's is what one would expect a Witcher's to be. There's more to it, of course, if you care to look.

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 91

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    "Whoaaaa" Grace couldn't help but rush out, like a little kid seeing the museum for the first time. Endless fascination for everything he didn't understand as it was demonstrated right before his eyes.

     

    Also like a little kid, Grace got antsy after the first few seconds.

     

    "How long is this supposed to take?" Grace ignored how whiney he sounded as he asked. It didn't stop him from tacking on a childish; "Ugh!"

     

    "Collector should be here soon," Rocky responded at the same time the impact of the collector's collision with the winch forced another sound out of Grace.

     

    "Got it, its here!" Grace cheered, and he moved towards the winch now that the xenonite chain was no longer moving at approximately three times the speed of sound.

     

    "Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!"

     

    Something else hit the ship.

     

    — or; a story in which the light Simon dies for is the same one guiding the Hail Mary as she goes fishing

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 14

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    Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
    (Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 2)

    Or Gaetan drags a freezing Letho to Kaer Morhen's doorstep.

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    22 Jun 2026