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    "I don't get you," Dean spits. "I don't get what you want. Just — just tell me. I'm a big boy, I can take it."

    "I did tell you!" Castiel exclaims. "I told you, and then I died!"

     

    (In which Castiel is rescued from the Empty, Jack gives up the powers of God to be a kid again, and Dean overcompensates.)

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard." 

    Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then. 

    Love you too, asshole. 

    No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be. 

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Gintoki wakes up, unable to lie.

    (Or: It starts with a truth serum; it spirals when Gintoki foolishly, desperately agrees to help solve the case, and suddenly he's a guinea pig for an amanto with a grudge.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    A guy in a suit comes into produce looking for shallots. Zoro's out of shallots. He gives him an orange instead.

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    22 May 2026

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    The first time it happened, Zoro chalked it up to reflexes.

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    21 May 2026