Get Glee Laid
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Puck doesn't know where his prostate is, so he goes to the one person he knows will know.
Set during 1x01- Pilot
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- Part 1 of Get Glee Laid
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What Finn has with Quinn and Puck works. Well, it works unless they feel challenged.
Set during 1x02, Showmance
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- Part 2 of Get Glee Laid
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Finn accidentally calls Puck hot. From there it's just a series of blushes, each redder than the last.
Set during 1x03- Acafellas
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- Part 3 of Get Glee Laid
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Mike and Matt aren't gay. They're not even bi. They just owe Kurt, for helping them win their first game in two years.
Set during 1x04- Preggers
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- Part 4 of Get Glee Laid
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Kurt doesn’t think he’s been asked this many questions in one sitting in all his life. That they’re all about his sexuality while he’s just tipsy enough to answer makes it all the odder.
Set during 1x05- Rhodes Not Taken
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- Part 5 of Get Glee Laid
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Kurt's going to tell the girls that they took performance enhancing drugs. He's just not going to tell them that there was more than one kind of performance.
Set during 1x06- Vitamin D
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- Part 6 of Get Glee Laid
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All those problems that come with trying to claim Finn for her very own? Turns out they just disappear when she claims Rachel too.
Set during 1x07- Throwdown
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- Part 7 of Get Glee Laid
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It’s not that Puck can’t believe he’s doing this. He’s a sex shark. It’s that he can’t believe Rachel is doing this. She wouldn’t even let him touch boob, and now she’s dirty talking their way to orgasm on the bleachers with the football and track teams in sight.
Set during 1x08- Mash Up
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- Part 8 of Get Glee Laid
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Every drug user wants to think they’re their dealer’s best friend, their favourite. Nine times out of ten the user is completely delusional, but Puck thinks it might actually be true in his case. The four of them only hang out when they’re high, but Brittany and Kurt are always high and he and Santana aren’t that much better.
Set during 1x09- Wheels
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- Part 9 of Get Glee Laid
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Brittany demonstrates her hair skills at Glee practice, then goes home with Santana, where she demonstrates more.
Set during 1x11, Hairography
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- Part 10 of Get Glee Laid
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When Sylvester gets Mr Schue brought down because they accepted the mattresses, Mercedes won’t fall on the sword, even though it was her fault. As far as she sees it, she’s already paid her price. Thanks to that store and those mattresses her sexuality is forever skewed.
Set during 1x12 -Mattress
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- Part 11 of Get Glee Laid
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It's not that Matt wants to have sex with Finn. It's that he knows Santana wants him to, and Matt likes knowing what Santana wants.
Set during 1x15, The Power Of Madonna.
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- Part 12 of Get Glee Laid
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,907
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 924
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Puck is a lot of things to Finn. He just didn't expect him to be the guy he came out to, or his first fun sexual experience.
Set during 1x16- Home.
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- Part 13 of Get Glee Laid
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She told Artie she's getting musically promiscuous. What she doesn't tell him is the same dirtiness stretches to her fantasy life.
Set during 1x17- Bad Reputation.
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- Part 14 of Get Glee Laid
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Puck's not sure why Brittany wanted to make out with Kurt in the first place. But when she calls him and needs him to make the situation better it's impossible to say no. Decent people don't say no to Brittany.
Set during 1x18- Laryngitis.
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- Part 15 of Get Glee Laid
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When Bryan Ryan asks for their dreams Puck writes down a threesome.
Set during 1x19- Dream On
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- Part 16 of Get Glee Laid
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Finn asks Mike a question to get his mind off of possibly ruining about six different relationships with one dropped slur. Mike's answer isn't really what he expected.
Set during 1x20- Theatricality
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- Part 17 of Get Glee Laid
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And if she uses the chain as part of her costume for the Give Up The Funk performance, no one but Brittany will know why, and everyone will think it's a joke if Brittany says something.
Set during 1x21- Funk
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- Part 18 of Get Glee Laid
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In Glee's darkest hour Artie can think of nothing they all need more than some slutty free for all kissing.
Set during 1x22- Journey
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- Part 19 of Get Glee Laid