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Summary:


jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: listen to our parents for once, child

father: you're a child yourself, jimin.

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: *gasps* rUDE

sunflower <3: guys i'm still here

 
(basically taehyung is the most precious, jeongguk is two hundred percent whipped, yoongi is the best brother, seokjin is the best hyung, jimin is the bestest best friend, namjoon is so done, and hoseok is the meme king)

Notes:

i've read so many texting fics so i thought why not write one too hehe

i hope you enjoy this as much as i enjoy writing this! <3 (and i have no idea what to title again lmao)

title from bts' not today!!!

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: point 1

Notes:

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Chapter Text


 

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sunflower <3 to [HEADS UP HOES]

 

sunflower <3: OMG GUYS

sunflower <3: MY BOY REPLIED

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: what are you saying

sunshine hope!!!!: what is this

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: dunno, prob tae ate too much candy again

mother: taehyung, how many times do i have to tell you? stop eating too mich sweets.

mother: much*

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: listen to our parents for once, child

father: you're a child yourself, jimin.

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: *gasps* rUDE

sunflower <3: guys i'm still here

sunflower <3: bUT NYWAY

sunflower <3: my jeonny boy replied

father: who

mother: who

sunshine hope!!!: didn't think we have owls here lmao

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: jeon...?

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: oH YOU MEAN JEONGGUK

sunflower <3: YES

sunflower <3: CHIM i legit screamed so hard yoongi hyung slapped me

sunflower <3: wHICH IS VERY ROOD

father: not gonna blame though, i might do the same to you

mother: excuse me?

sunflower <3: eXCUSE ME

sunflower <3  sent a photo

sunshine hope!!!: oops

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: *pretends to be shocked*

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ  sent a photo

father: i'm kidding, taehyung go scream all you want i don't mind :))))))

father: i'm kidding, taehyung go scream all you want i don't mind :))))))

father:  <3

sunflower <3: no but seriously guys i'm hyperventilating here omg like

sunflower <3:  i'm really freaking out

sunflower <3: jeon jeongguk replied

sunflower <3: with a smiley face

sunflower <3: SMILEY FACE 

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: ooooohhh i seeeeeee

sunshine hope!!!: ohhhh jimim what ya seeeee

father: jimim

sunshine hope!!!: *jimin

sunshine hope!!!: -_- 

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: nothing hyung :)))))

sunflower <3: i don't understand but imma see you guys later???!

sunflower <3: i mean talk chat, wtvr

sunflower <3: YOONGI HYUNG'S GONNA BEHEAD ME IF I LHGFDDDDD

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: RIP Kim Taehyung 2017 

sunshine hope!!!: you will be missed, my good friend

don't bother me idiots: stop chatting will you? i need taehyung

don't bother me idiots: to clean his room because it's disgusting

sunflower <3: MY ROOM'S NOT DISGUSTING 

don't bother me idiots: TAEHYUNG START CLEANING NOW

don't bother me idiots: OR I'LL CONFISCATE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

sunflower <3: I'M SORRY I'M SORKAKALAKSJDHDHHHHHBFAL

sunshine hope!!!: well

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: that escalated quickly

father: i can't believe yoongi hyung is capable of doing that

mother: what do you mean

sunshine hope!!!: ohhh what do you mean *insert justin b here*

mother: very funny

sunshine hope!!!: i'm sorry :(((

father: he's capable of scolding taehyung but i can't

father: life's unfair

father: what did i do to deserve this cruelty

sunshine hope!!!: what di feck

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: lol joon hyung i think you should take that back because i can feel a bad aura around

mother: yoongi is capable of doing that because taehyung is HIS BROTHER

mother: and i am their cousin

mother: AND NONE OF YOU COULD GET MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE'S PRECIOUS AS A DELICATE FLOWER YA'LL HEAR ME

mother: I NEED ANSWERS

sunshine hope!!!: YES HYUNG

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: YES SIR

father: YES I'M SORRY I UNDERSTAND

mother: good :)) xoxo

sunflower <3: what did i miss

don't bother me idiots: taehyung

sunflower <3: bUT I'M DONE HYUNG!!!!

don't bother me idiots: ARE NOT. still need to do your fucking homeworks kid

sunflower <3: hyung legit why

sunflower <3: I'M A GROWN TWENTY TWO YEAR OLD ADULT WHY CAN'T I DECIDE FOR MYSELF

sunflower <3: :(((((

don't bother me idiots: because i know you'll get distracted again, leading you to neglecting your duties.

mother: taehyung,

sunflower <3: yes jin hyung?

mother: go do your homeworks

sunflower <3: :((( okay

 

sunflower <3 changed his name to sadflower </3

 

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: taehyung :((((((((

sunshine hope!!!: taehyungieeee :(((((

father: what is this

mother: oh taetae, you can get back to using your phone after doing your homework!

mother: right yoongi?

don't bother me idiots: ...

don't bother me idiots: yes

mother: see?

sadflower </3: okay..

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: cheer up taetae!!!! jus do your hw first then you can go talk with us again!!!'

sunshine hope!!!: yeppp!!!!! anyway wait

 

sunshine hope!!! changed sadflower </3's name to sunflower <3

 

sunflower <3: ok, imma go do my homework now :)

mother: that's the spirit!!!!

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: ok good luck!!!

sunshine hope!!!: go taehyungie!!!! 

sunflower <3: thank you!!! <3

don't bother me idiots: he'll chat with ya later bye

jimjams ㅇㅈㅇ: BYE!!!!! <3

father: guys legit what the fuck

father: YOU'RE BEING DRAMATIC BECAUSE TAEHYUNG DOESN'T WANT TO DO HIS HOMEWORK

father: god, my head hurts

 

 

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Notes:

this is crack, honestly lol (finding plot HAHAHA)

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