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Jasmine created a group chat with Dashiel, Paulina, Star, Kwan and 5 others.
Jasmine changed set the group name to Lancer's Class Chat
Jasmine changed their name to Jazz
Jazz: Hello everyone, Mr. Lancer wanted us to have a group chat, which will take any low grades on any quizzes.
Conditions: Everyone has to have messaged at least five days in a month, and has messaged at least 3 times each day in order to count. Not doing it won't affect your grades.
Tucker: Oh thank god
Dashiel: Oh for pete's sake-
Dashiel changed their name to Dash
Kwan: DaShIeL!?
Dash: sybau
Kwan: Fuck naw, I'm changing your contact name
Dash: Looks like I'm stuck with losers too.
Samantha changed their name to Sam
Sam: please tell me I don't have to be stuck with people shallower than a goddamned puddle
Paulina: Excuse me?! This is the second time you've called me shallow, you rat!
Dash: that's the quickest that a fight broke out.
Jazz: danny said: "Fighting Paulina: Any% world record."
Dash: wiat- Fentoad isn't in here yet?
Sam: Oh, no wonder it was quiet in the chat
Kwan: How can the quiet kid be
nevermind, I think I know how
Valerie: Oh, I think I know what Jazz is doing
She's letting us settle in before unleashing the gremlin
Jazz: Danny said "You'd know that, miss red riding hood, you dated said gremlin."
Tucker: Hope you're ready
Sam: Summoning Danny rq
Tucker:
Star: Ayo, what that from??
Sam: Cult of the Lamb.
Star: Where buy?????????
Sam: Gamestore.
Jazz added Daniel to the Lancer's Class Chat
Daniel changed their name to Danny
Danny: Sup, fuckwaffles >:D
Danny changed Valerie's name to Val
Val: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Danny: WHOMST HATH SUMMONED THE GREMLIN HIMSELF!
Dash: IS THAT LAMB BLEEDING????????
Danny: oh you play cotl?????????
Dash: No- wtf is cotl????
Sam: Cult of the Lamb
Tucker: Danny is a fucking gremlin when he plays with me
Danny: I am not >:(
Sam: You scream whenever you have the goat scream, you malevolent little gargoyle!
Danny: its a very fun scream,,,,
Star: OMG- THERE'S COTL GIFS-
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY!
Paulina: Me cleaning the chat bc some losers are here
Val: Me wiping the floor with Paulina's face
Danny:
Sam: Danny, really???
Tucker: not this shit again
Jazz: Danny, you absolutely reprehensible little ninny.
I am going to slap you with the Thermos so hard that you will wish you got souped!
Danny: Gotta blast!
Danny has logged off.
Dash: This is going to be a long year.
Sam: well, have fun playing multiplayer with Star
Star: YOU CAN PLAY MULTIPLAYUER???????
Sam: Either goat or lamb, which one?
Star: I'm taking the lamb!!!!