Work Text:
October 12
boke
20:03
Yama
Howd the date go
I rly wanna know
20:05
I looked him up
Looks haaawt
U pick with ur dick?
(￢‿￢ )
Thirsty-yama
20:09
Has it been that long???
Lol
20:12
Text me when u get back
Like rite away
Ok?
Dont make me wait for ur slutty news
20:16
How can I text back when you won’t shut up for a second
boke
20:16
Yama!!!!
Back already
So early
Wasit bad??
Or did u skip dinner
Go straight for desert
(￢‿￢ )
Huahahhaahhahaha
20:22
You know I’m on a strict meal plan
Why would I get dessert
boke
20:23
Jeez
(⊙＿⊙’)
Desert means sex Kageyama
20:24
Whatever
That’s stupid
boke
20:26
So?
???
!!!!
20:27
We didn’t have sex
Not like that’s any of your business
boke
20:28
Rude
And I wasnt asking THAT
Not my fault ur mind went their
20:30
Who started this sex talk
Ha?
Guess you’re the thirsty one
20:31
Has it been that long
boke
20:31
Yes
Woahhhh
Dont change the subject onme Kageyama
<(｀^´)>
20:37
Am not
Just gotta wait and your idiot brain takes care of that for me
boke
20:40
Wow
U r in a MOOD
Maybee u shouldve gotten laid
Fix that attitude
20:47
I’m going to bed
boke
20:48
Noooo
Wait
Sry
(シ. .)シ
20:50
Tell me how it went
Pleez?
20:52
Shitty
boke
20:52
( ﾟдﾟ)
Like how shitty?
20:54
Really shitty
boke
20:57
Shitty like the guy that took u to the rmantic comedy?
Or shitty like the guy that made u pay
Then offered u could blow him in the back ally
??
20:59
What the hell kind of question is that
boke
21:00
Just tryin to get anidea
U always say its shitty
Could mean anything
21:02
Gimme the deets!!!
That means “details” in case u didnt kno
21:05
YAMA!!!!!
21:05
Last nerve Hinata
boke
21:06
Ok ok
Ill be good now
21:06
You know how?
boke
21:06
No
Lol
21:09
COME ON
How didit go?
Rly
21:10
Fine
At first
Ran out of things to talk about
Before food got there
boke
21:11
Oof
Rough
21:11
Yep
boke
21:12
Hot butt boring
Such a waste
(´°ω°`)
21:13
Waste of my time
He said
“It would be nice to talk about something other than volleyball for a change”
boke
21:14
WHAT????
WHY??
21:14
Right?
boke
21:14
Blegh
21:15
Waste of time
boke
21:17
Wait
Hes the Hornets Libero?!?!?
And doesnt wanna talk volleyball?!?!?!?
(⊙＿⊙’)
Wait
I just noticed
HORNYets
(≧▽≦)
U r a perfect match
Thirsty n horny
Haaahahauhhahuaa
21:20
God you’re dumb
boke
21:20
HEY!!!
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
21:21
Do you even know what a hornet is
boke
21:21
OF CORSE
21:21
You got 10 seconds
No looking it up
boke
21:22
WAHHHHHH
Its a flying
21:24
Like a bee!!
21:24
Over a minute
And “like a bee” is the best you can do
Sad
boke
21:25
WHAT IS HAPPNING
Didu freaky friday with Suckishima??
Cuz the Kageyama I remember suuuucked at biology
FAILED ALL THE TIME
“Why do I need to know about nature? Volleyball is an inside sport”
REMEMBER KAGEYAMA????
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
21:27
SHUT UP
At least I didn’t think griffins were real
Like some dumbass
boke
21:28
THAT WAS A JOKE
AND U KNOW IT!!!!!!
21:28
Sure
boke
21:29
HEYYYYY!!!!!!
Dont change the topic all the time
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
21:30
What wasit again
Wait
21:30
Unbelievable
boke
21:30
SHUTUP!!!!!
( ≧Д≦)
21:33
AH!
Ur date
A Libero whu doesnt wanna talk volleyball
U sure he just didnt wanna talk to u
(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
Cause u made fun of him
Probably
21:38
Kageyama?
(*・ω・)ﾉ
21:42
Hey
Did u fall asleep?
21:50
Heyyyy
21:50
Thought you wanted me to shut up
boke
21:51
I do
About bees
And stuff
And ur mean-ness!!!
That can shut up 2
But I wanna hear about the date more
Dont be stingy
Lol stingy horny
21:53
You’re asking for it
boke
21:53
Noooo
Sirius now!!!
Is he the Libero
Or not?
21:54
Second string Libero
boke
21:54
Wooahhh
The king dates 2nd string
Who knew
21:55
Well he HAS to play volleyball
Can you imagine dating somebody who doesn’t play volleyball??
boke
21:56
No
21:56
Exactly
So I thought
Why not
When he asked
boke
21:57
U must be rly horny if ur going for bench now
(￢‿￢ )
21:58
Well not anymore
boke
21:58
What????
I thought u didnt have sex
Why are u keeping the fun stuff from meeeee??
21:59
What??
boke
22:00
Why r u not horny anymore
22:00
I meant I’m not gonna date second string anymore
Or at all
Dates are annoying
boke
22:01
Yeah somtimes
I dont get it
Who doesnt wanna talk volleyball
22:02
Beats me
boke
22:02
And why didhe ask u out if he doesnt wanna talk about volleyball
Its all u ever talk about
If their was a jar
And u had to put money in it every time u said “volleyball”
U would be poor
Totaly poor
22:03
How is that an insult?
You’re the same
Only you don’t even have enough money for the jar
boke
22:04
Pffff
（￣へ￣）
I SO have money
And even if I didnt
I still would talk about volleyball
Ima rebel ha!
22:05
You’re a dumbass
boke
22:05
U r the dumbass
For going on dates with people who dont wanna talk about volleyball
22:06
How is that my fault
boke
22:06
I dunno
But probly is
Somehow
22:08
But u dodged a bullet
A boring bullet
Totally lame bullet
22:09
Yeah
boke
22:09
Wait
What didu talk about
If not about volleyball
????????
????
22:10
Not much
The food
The restaurant
Weather
boke
22:11
EEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Falling asleep just readin bout it
Zzzzzzzzz
22:12
He kept talking about my nice arms or whatever
boke
22:12
U do have rly nice arms
22:12
What??
boke
22:13
Um
U know
Objecteafly
No wait
22:15
Objecteevly
UGHHH
22:16
Are you looking it up right now?
boke
22:18
Shuddup
( ≧Д≦)
...
22:20
I ment they r nice for tossing and things
Thats all
22:20
And things?
boke
22:21
I dont know
Just
I heard their nice
From people
People who r not me
22:23
Okay…
boke
22:24
Next time u should ask me
22:24
???????
boke
22:25
For advice
On ur date
22:26
Oh
boke
22:27
Im totaly better at it than u
(￣︶￣;)
22:30
Sure
When was your last date again?
Never?
boke
22:31
Excuse u
I have SO MANY DATES
!!!!!!!!!
22:32
Yeah?
When?
boke
22:33
Maybe not reecently okay
Notmy fault
Nobody seems cool
22:34
You think everybody’s cool
boke
22:34
Sure
Cool
But not like cool cool
Not cool like that
(´；ω；`)
U know
22:35
You’re stupid
Like stupid stupid
boke
22:36
Wow
Mean
U cant get laid and make me suffer forit
( ≧Д≦)
Not fair
Super not fair
22:38
I’m not mean cause I’m horny
Will you shut up about that
I am mean cause you’re dumb
And I can totally get laid
I choose not to!!!
Also I’m not mean
You’re just super dumb
boke
22:40
U r super mean
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
And dumb
DUMBER
22:41
I’m going to bed
boke
22:41
Yeh
Sleep off ur meanness
And ur dumbness
22:42
Stupidity
boke
22:42
Ohhhhh
So hes a biology professor and a dictionary now
Pfffftttt
Good night u stupid DICKtionary
U know what
No
Just night
Thats all u deserve
NIGHT Kageyama
22:44
Night
22:48
Hinata?
boke
22:48
WHAT
22:49
I know what you mean though
boke
22:49
???
22:50
Nobody here seems cool like that
boke
22:51
Yeah
I know
Kinda sucks
22:51
I guess
22:53
Good night Hinata
boke
22:53
Good night Yama
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October 23
boke
11:02
Heyyyy Yama
Watching ur game against Kanagawa rn
Online!!!!!!
Dont look for me in the crowd if u see this lol
I wish
11:05
Pick me up some of those bird cookies
(っ˘൧͑˘ς)
Just if u pass a shop on ur morning run u know
11:09
Wooooahhh u just fumbled that first serve haha
(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
Ah got lucky
But that was close!!!
Dont worry
Nobody can tell
Nobody but me anyway
(￣︶￣;)
Getit together lol
Oh boy u look pissed haha
Ooof nice serve
U used ur angry-yama energy on the second one
Poor number 7 had to receive THAT
(≧▽≦)
He lookd scared
11:17
They r pretty good tho
I like the setter
11:25
Ohhhhh ur gonna dump the ball arent u
U got dump face on
LOL
Didnt mean like that!!!!!
HA!
Knew it!!!!!!
\(★ω★)/
That was cool Yama
Theyr setter looks maaaaaad
Wow the crowd is goin crazy
U guys have a lot of fans their for an away game
11:39
Shit
Theyr attacks are coming much faster now
o(>ω<)o
U rly pissed that setter off haha
11:44
Ahhhh u gotta block that
11:47
BLOCK THAT
11:51
Oh nooooo
( ﾟдﾟ)
11:53
Damn that setter is rly good
Until ur done with him lol
12:19
Oof nice toss Yama
Oh man
My hand was twitchin
I wanted to spike that SO BAD
o(>ω<)o
It looked perfect
All swoooosh
How can Ushibaka look like THAT
When he spikes
THAT TOSS
Like hes bored??!!!
He should be screeming
Lucky bastard getting such a nice toss
（￣へ￣）
12:38
Ohhhhh Yamaaaaa u got their setter now
Hes gonna crumble
I bet u can tell
12:40
Yep
Ur smirk is MEAN
And ur up to serve
Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ
TIMEOUT???
Not gonna save them
U never break serve focus
They should know
12:43
EVIL SERVE
Impossble to get
For them
Not me
I wouldve gotten it
Dive for it and swooosh
I know ur tricks
(￢‿￢ )
U wouldve been mad haha
12:56
Good game Yama
14:02
Somebody in the crowd yelled during my serve!!!!!
And I did NOT fumble it
It scored didn’t it idiot Hinata
14:15
It was a good game
Right
?
14:19
And you would’ve cried after spiking that toss
Embarrassing
14:24
Are you asleep?
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October 27
07:34
Did you watch the Jackals game yesterday?
Or today for you
?
Time zones are stupid
boke
07:36
U GOTTA ASK!!?!?!?!
Bokuto-san killed it!!!!
(/^▽^)/
I thougt the ball was gonna explode
(⊙＿⊙’)
That spike in the 2nd set
U kno?
07:38
Yeah
It was something
boke
07:39
Canwe talk later?
(*・ω・)ﾉ
07:40
Why
boke
07:40
Gotta run Yama
Sry
Gota date
Oikawa set me up
With a 2 hr warning
THAT JERK
( ≧Д≦)
07:41
Why did he do that
boke
07:42
“So u dont cancel Chibichan”
07:42
No I mean
boke
07:43
Can u believe he still calls me that
Rude
( ` ᴖ ´ )
Wait what?
What u mean Yama?
07:45
Forget it
Shittykawa doing typical Shittykawa shit
Right
boke
07:46
I totaly wouldve canceled lol
07:46
Okay...
Good luck
Or something
Whatever
boke
07:47
Oikawa said hes 100% my type
Whatever that meens
Ah shit gonna be late
10:02
How did it go?
boke
10:43
Lame
My type my ass
He was totally boring
（￣へ￣）
10:43
What was he like?
boke
10:44
Boring
Lol
I dunno
He was pretty hot at least
Tall
Fringy black hair
Kinda cute
And nice eyes
Like rly blue
10:46
What’s his name?
boke
10:47
Matteo Ricci
10:47
Swimmer?
boke
10:48
Yeah
Hes here for sum competition
I forgot which one
Oops
Haha
10:51
R u looking him up??
Stalker-yama
(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
10:52
You do that all the time
Is it stalking then too?
boke
10:53
No
Only the way u do it
10:55
Bet ur sneaking round on his insta rn
(￢‿￢ )
Dont accidently hit follow
Thats embarassing
Ive heard
10:58
And you think he’s hot?
Like that’s your type?
boke
10:58
I mean yeh
If not for that lame personality
He didnt laugh at any of my jokes!!!
<(｀^´)>
10:59
You know jokes?
boke
10:59
Pffffft
More than u
Since u dont know any
And u laughed at my jokes befor
11:00
I laughed AT you
You’re a joke
boke
11:00
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
Mean
Remember when u snorted milk out ur nose
MY JOKE DID THAT
11:01
You mean THAT WAS YOUR FAULT
boke
11:01
Potayto Potahto
11:02
What??
boke
11:02
God Kageyama
Ur so uncultured
11:02
And you would know?
You put ketchup on rice
boke
11:03
That was ONE TIME
( ` ᴖ ´ )
I was outta food
I bet u eat katchup all the time
From the bottle
LIKE A CHILD
11:04
I DO NOT!!!!!!!
Ketchup has horrible nutritional value
boke
11:04
Ur lame
Wait
Does it rly???
11:06
Noooooooo
11:07
It wasn’t fun
?
The date
boke
11:07
Nope
He was all serious
No jokes and like...
I even tried to teese him a bit
And he didnt even answer
（￣へ￣）
Like teese back or something
Anything
11:08
Bet you annoyed him
You’re a menace
Poor guy
boke
11:08
Wow
Maybe I should give him ur number
So he can learn whats annoying
YOU!
Ur annoying
<(｀^´)>
11:10
And he didnt think Im annoying
Nothing but compliments for me
U hear that?
Compliments left and right Kageyama!!!
(￣︶￣;)
11:11
What
boke
11:11
HA!
Exactly!!!
Im such a catch
11:12
Good for you
boke
11:12
The compliments were kinda lame
“Nice smile”
“Tan looks hot”
“Luv ur accent”
Typical stuff
11:13
Totally lame
Anybody can say that stuff
boke
11:13
Right????
Well except u maybe
U never say anything nice!!!
So mean
11:14
I do when it’s deserved
boke
11:14
How isit not deserved??
I did work on that tan!!!
Lol
Praise me Kageyama
(￣︶￣;)
Praise my glorius tan
My sexy tan I worked totaly hard for
11:15
What would I know about your tan?
boke
11:16
20161027_179434.jpg
Checkit and weep
Milkbread-yama
11:17
I see tan lines
Didn’t work hard enough I guess
boke
11:17
Pfffft
Everybody loves tan lines
But ok
Ill go to the nood beach next week and send u a update after
U will shed tears over my bronze perfection!!
(￢‿￢ )
11:18
Dumbass
Bring it
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October 29
07:33
20161028_324705.mp4
Your jumps have improved
boke
07:42
RIGHT???
Wait
R U stalking the internet for videos of my games now?
Huuuaahahahaha
(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
Somebody misses me
07:43
I DID NOT
Oikawa sent it to me
Not like I asked for it or whatever
boke
07:44
But u watched it
And liked it
Bet u paused and replayed
Zoomed in too
07:44
Shut up
boke
07:45
I rest my case stalker-yama
07:45
Who would stalk you
If anything I noticed a difference only because I haven’t seen you play in ages
Cause I don’t look for your videos ever
See
Also you need to practice harder
Definitely not your best
Yet
boke
07:47
Mean Kageyama
boke
11:03
Hey Yama
?
11:03
What is it?
boke
11:04
U rly think my jumps arent…
Maybe not the best but…
Good?
Because I thought…
Nevermind
11:05
Do that jump on a court
Blocks won’t matter
boke
11:05
U rly think so?
11:05
Yes
Good dive at the end too
Can’t believe you got that ball
boke
11:06
(≧▽≦)
I swallowed so much sand Kageyama
11:06
Worth it
Looked almost cool
boke
11:07
DAMN RIGHT
Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ
11:09
Wait
Almost??
?!?!?!
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November 2
07:38
Hey
Can you send me Kenma’s number
boke
08:12
Sure
Kenma_ᓚ₍^- .-^₎ -ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁.vcf
08:12
Thanks
How’s training
boke
08:12
Wait
Why u need Kenmas number
08:14
Just business stuff
boke
08:16
Business stuff
U sound super shady Yama
What business stuff
08:17
Like sponsorships
How they work
Cause he knows that stuff
Cause he sponsors you
boke
08:18
Ahhh so cool!!!!
Somebody approach u?
I hope its a super cool brand
(/^▽^)/
08:20
And that u get lots of free stuff
U can send me ur free stuff then
I needit more than u
Lol
08:21
Sure
boke
08:22
Ahhh I bet they will do big ads with u
Woooahhhh so cool
Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ
Gotta learn how to not look so evil Yama
Practice in front of the mirror
Or send me photos
Ill rate them for u
1-10 how evil does Yama look today
Hahahaha
08:24
Okay
boke
08:24
?????
08:24
The photos
I can send some
boke
08:25
OH
Ah yes ok
Send shirtless
Lol
KIDDING
08:25
Okay...
How’s training
boke
08:26
AWESOME!!
Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ
08:26
Cause?
boke
08:27
Some new guys at the beach
Passing through
Travling for sum tournament
I train with them and its been so cool
To play a bunch of new people
Some are like pros!!!!!!
One guy showed me a diffrent stance
\(★ω★)/
For jumping
Yama its soooooooo awesome
U gotta see it
08:29
Yeah
Send me a video
boke
08:30
(￣︶￣;)
I WILL!!!!
Ill make one tomorrow
08:30
Cool
boke
08:31
U wont believe it
It changes everything
EVERYTHING YAMA!!!!!
I swear its like
At least 5
No
More like 7
Yeh like 7cm higher than before
08:33
Explain the stance
When you make the video
Want to know how it works
boke
08:34
WILL DOOOO
Ill teach u something Yama!!!
Hehe
Wait
Dont u have morning training rn?
08:34
Shit
Gotta go
boke
08:35
Lol getit together bakageyama
Run Yama Run
(≧▽≦)
U get it?
08:35
What?
boke
08:35
Its from a movie!!!
08:35
Gotta go
Don’t forget the video
boke
08:36
(*・ω・)ﾉ
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November 6
07:33
How’s it going with the guy from the club
It was a club right?
boke
07:34
Yeah
He asked me for brunch
（￣へ￣）
BRUNCH Kageyama
07:34
Brunch is morning stuff?
boke
07:35
Yes
Like its breakfast time
But theres more food I think
07:35
But you train in the mornings
boke
07:36
I know!!!
I told him that
And he asked me to “just skip training that day”
(⊙＿⊙’)
07:36
Dump him
boke
07:37
(≧▽≦)
Cant dump somebody I havent dated yet
07:37
Sure you can
Dump him
Or do you care about omelets or whatever they eat over there more than training?
boke
07:38
I mean
Omelets n sex?
07:39
You want to fuck a guy that thinks you should skip training??
boke
07:39
Maybe?
…
07:41
No
07:41
Dump him
boke
07:42
Kinda too late
I agreed to drinks tmrw nite
(´°ω°`)
07:44
Lame
Hinata
It will be lame
boke
07:45
U dont know that!!!!
Cant u be supportive!!?!???
(´；ω；`)
Maybe it will be fun
07:48
Maybe
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November 7
09:01
How was it
boke
09:48
Lame
( ` ᴖ ´ )
Dont u say it Kageyama
09:49
What?
boke
09:49
“I told u so”
09:49
Okay
Why was it lame?
boke
09:50
He asked about brunch
Again!!!!!!
Pfffffft
I told him that morning training is TOO IMPORTANT
And he said I dont look like I need any mor training
（￣へ￣）
EXCUSE ME I AM MORE THAN THIGHS
I have goals
And things
Stupid compliment
09:51
Very
You definitely need more training
boke
09:51
<(｀^´)>
Rude!!!!!
…
But yes
I tried to explain it
What I wanna do u know
Go pro
National team
Olympics
And beat u
(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
09:53
In your dreams
boke
09:52
Pffft
09:52
You will be first idiot shrimp on the national team
If you train for another
100 years
And never get brunch
With that guy
boke
09:53
( ≧Д≦)
Cant u just be nice
For a change
09:53
Are you really upset about the date?
boke
09:54
No
Not about him
He was laaaame
But…
09:55
What?
Not a loss Hinata
He doesn’t get it
Waste of time
boke
09:56
I know
BUT
(´；ω；`)
09:56
But what?
boke
09:56
Wouldbe nice
Be with sombody that gets it
09:58
YAMA
Stop typing and deleting
So annoying!!!
09:59
Just focus on your game
boke
10:02
Yeh
Ur right
10:04
I GIVE UP
o(>ω<)o
Officially
Dating is stupid
10:05
Yes
boke
10:05
U give up too?
10:05
Gave up a while ago
I mean
On dating people here
boke
10:06
Ok deal
No more dates
I feel better already haha
10:07
Yep
boke
10:07
Freedom!!!
At least until we find people
Who like get it
10:08
Right
boke
10:10
Oh wait
Didu catch the Falcons v Rockets game yesterday?
\(★ω★)/
It was INSANE
10:10
No
boke
10:10
(*・ω・)ﾉ
10:10
LET ME TYPE!!!!
boke
10:10
Type faster lol
10:11
I watched a recap today
boke
10:11
!!!!!!
Did u see that one spike
Broke the middle blockers finger
10:12
Yes
His form was off
Leads to broken fingers
You should know
boke
10:12
Forget about the broken finger!!!
WHAT ABOUT THAT SPIKE?!?!?!
IT WAS SOOO AWESOME
Just
Gwahhhh I wanna spike like that Kageyama
10:13
That’s not your play style at all
boke
10:13
（￣へ￣）
I know ok
But it would be cool u know
To be all fwahhh and then fwuuuushh spike the ball so hard
It shatters the block
Wahhh so cool
10:14
It is pretty cool
boke
10:14
SEE?!?!?!?
10:14
Being too fast for blockers to catch up is also pretty cool
Or jumping higher than the block
Or diving for a blocked ball right after spiking it
boke
10:15
Heh
Yeah
True
-ω(´•ω•｀)♡
10:18
Yama?
10:18
?
boke
10:19
Can we talk?
10:19
We are talking dumbass
boke
10:20
No
I mean
Talking talking
Like calling talking
10:20
Oh
Why
boke
10:20
I dunno
Cuz I want to
Kinda
10:21
Right now?
boke
10:21
Yeah right now
If u can
10:23
Um
Do u want to?
10:23
Yes
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