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Enjolras,
I can't stop thinking about your cock. My mouth feels empty. I thought that was just stupid porn talking, but it actually does. It feels like something's missing.
And not to be too romantic about it, but it's your cock. That's what's missing.
I can't stop thinking about how it feels and tastes, can't stop thinking about you filling me up, taking your proper place in my mouth. I want to suck you so much.
Please let me. Please let me get on my knees for you and show you all the ways I can serve you. By which I mean service your cock.
Is this all part of your plan? It better be, because I'm aching to suck you off.
Please let me.
And please answer your phone next time.
R.
Grantaire-
Be patient.
-Enjolras
Enjolras,
Allow me to put this in tiny words.
I. can. not. think. of. any. thing. but. your. cock.
I'm not kidding. A remedy is required. I promise to swallow.
R.
Grantaire-
You can spit if you want to. It's a valid kink.
-Enjolras
Enjolras,
I just got myself off sucking on your stained shirt.
I hope you're happy.
R.
Grantaire-
I don't think that's sanitary. Please put it in with the laundry, that's a good boy.
-Enjolras
Enjolras,
I can't tell if you're laughing at me or not.
Do you take me seriously or don't you?
R.
Grantaire-
I take you seriously. However, I take your blowjob histrionics with several grains of salt.
-Enjolras
Enjolras,
Fuck you. I'll show you histrionics.
R.
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Grantaire-
Will you be taking me as your date to accept your Oscar?
Please make sure you clean that dildo well. I suddenly find myself with plans for it.
-Enjolras
Enjolras,
Yeah, I thought you would.
Grantaire: 1, Enjolras: 0
R.
Grantaire-
Ahem.
-Enjolras
Enjolras,
No, I stand by that.
R.
Grantaire-
Slut.
-Enjolras
Enjolras,
Okay, fine. You win this one, too.
But just because you asked nicely.
R.