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007n7 in his younger years he was quite a.... trouble maker to say the least.
One of roblox's most notorius hacker.
His crimes consisting of vandalism, arson, stealing and other unwelcomed incidents...But truly one if the main things he was known for was RAGE BAITING, he targeted admins especially although he also loved terrorising civilians sometimes, like that lame pizza boy.
Teasing, taunting, ligth threats, criticizing moves or decisions, just basically anything..And i mean ANYTHING to get a clear reaction it was just so thrilling for 007n7, but out of everything named previously flirthing was one of his main sources of getting reactions from others: pauses, red faces and increase aggression we're ISANELY FUNNY!
Making someone riled up in any shape or form was basically a food source to the mischevios hacker from how much he wanted-no..NEEDED getting attetion from others especielly from people in high positions.
Specifically for the admins who act so high and mighty like the average robloxian should be thankful for even being able exist in the same world as them (telemons complex)
Or from admins who are a bit more distant/prosfessional than the others that it makes 007n7 want to mess them even MORE, cause he wants to make them react show the public how flawed their 'perfect' admins are, even builderman isnt safe from him.
sometimes in the middle of being chased by one the admins he'd throw some one liners, maybe a couple of sweet-nicknames that couples usually use or some...descriptive details on how he'd love to bed some of them (maybe 2 or more at the same time).
Flirting was so much fun for the young hacker, it basically became a habit or second nature when he's stressed or on high emotions.
That was until one day he got a knock on the door and when he opened it and found a little chubby red pill baby had arrived at his doorstep crying and weeping, basically asking to be let in;take over his life and change him to bacome a better person.
After coolkid came to his life he has forgotten his little habit or completely went cold turkey and stopped making silly comments to strangers or admins who pissed him off (out loud), half of the reason is because most of the things he wanted to say is not age appropriate or appropriate in general
He didn't want coolkid to hear anything vile like that especially not from his alleged father figure, and the other half is that he's isolated himself;so for the most part he had no one to flirt with or at.
Plus as he age he has finally received a sense of shame and so he tries to forget his bad little habits as much as possible and focus on raising his little chaos incarnate.
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Now after getting forsakened in the beginning when he first arrived in this hellscape he was too depressed, too busy getting killed by assasins, killers and his changed deformed monster of a son to even utter a word but as the 'time' passes (if you could even say that since they are stuck in a forever night).
He became numb, the rounds just became routine for him and most survivors now dying was just a painful inconvenience like stubbing your toe or hot oil splashing on your skin from cooking; they still try to avoid death as much as possible since it's still very painful for everyone but it's just not as scary as it used to be when they first arrived.
10 rounds per 'day' then they can relax and sleep or try to, for a few hours before starting the routine all over again, how sad... depressing even.
Though it is nice for '7n7 to see his son again after months of his precious being missing even though his baby is trying to kill him(unaware though), unto the since there's thankfully no kids at the survivor camp, some... unsavoury habits came back surface.
Cussing, threats at annoying events or flipping the bird at a table that he bumped into too hard, The ex-hacker's habits were back subtle and not as prominet as before but back nonetheless.
Thus leading to one of his worst past habits popping out mid round while running for his life from a killer named john doe with 1 minute left.
007n7 was the last man standing running for his life, dodging, evading and tricking killer, mid chase he couldn't help but be reminiscent of his hacker years when he was being chased by admins for vandalism or some other petty crime and he would be lying if he said he didn't miss the adrenaline; the absolute thrill of being chased and challenged by roblox's most powerful people.
John summond a line of spikes in a desprete attempt to lower the ex hackers health and limit '7n7 ways of travel but it didnt work 7n7 could tell when john would summons his spikes, what a silly attempt 7n7 thought "hah!" he exclaimed in a quick victory over the killer "What a big spike you got, much smaller than mine though" that line slipped out of him.
The excitement is making him not think straight he barely even registered what he said as he ran from the constant attacks.
John also didn't register what the ex-hacker said as well, only when the round was fully over and he got teleported to the killers cabin he realised the innuendo.
The corrupted man faintly blushed from the realization not insanely red but enough to get the attention of a certain rotting cult leader who's main hobby is teasing and pissing off others, Noli approaches "o-ohh [Johnny johnny] W-what's... What's got you a-all [hot and bothered]" he teased as his glitched chuckling annoys every killer within a earshot.
John was irratated but didn't want to tussle today his mind was somewhere else so he decides to move past them and go straight to his room as the ex-hacker's words stuck on his mind on repeat, its not every he hears suggestive comments even more surprising since he didn't expect any inneundos from the polite dad AT ALL.
Noli snickers as john walks away, though it was actual genuine question under all that teasing and laughing he wonders what's got John blushing? especially since the killers were known for the cold, numb heart.
Oh well he could get the answer later on, as curious as he was it's not like they're going anywhere else anyway.
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Meanwhile in the survivors cabin 007n7 was reacenty spawned at the winners table, adrenaline still pumping through his veins;he could run a marathon no sweat with how pumped he is rigth this moment but then the realization hits on what he had said mid chase during the round.
the shame hits him hard "hopefuly no-one was spectating during that whole ordeal" he even hoped john didn't hear what he had said in that moment (even though he unconsciously shouted it for anyone to hear).
Unfortunately he's in purgatory and in this hell you can't always have what you want.
As he stands embarrassed ready to run to his cabin when he heared the giggles of the survivors designated gambler laughing at 007n7s little line towards the killer..."there's no [BLEEP] WAY!!!" chance says between his fits of laughter, the other party present (guest)who are currently in the room are quite confused on why chance is laughing, what about a round could illicit such a reaction from the survivor?
007n7 quickly rushes out, ignoring the confused faces of his one of his team members.
"Oh dear telemon... hopefully this blows over fast this far too embarassing" the ex-hackers wishes as he enters his cabin that he shares with guest though the soldier isn't currently present.
Since guest1337 is currently occupying his time looking for answers at chances sudden fits of laughter, "uhhhmm chance? Ya good? I wanna know what so funny about the round i didn't spectate today since i was resting" the buff soldier asked curiously.
Chance calmed down so he could explain what had happen "007n7 FLIRTED WITH JOHN DOE MID CHASE" he chuckled "he said he had a big spike aka his [bleep], it was funny af".
The soldier took a very long pause to register.
'What?' the soldier thought.
'007n7 flirting?' the ex-hacker was too timid to even hold a conversation, there was just no way... right?