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Ren was slouched on Sho’s couch scrolling through instagram. He could smell something amazing coming from the kitchenette where Sho was busy chopping away at something or other.
Ren didn’t know much about the types of food Sho made. He did a lot of fancy and foreign stuff. He was a bit worried that Sho was going to get sick of him shrugging and saying “I dunno” every time Sho asked what he wanted to eat. So the best way to get an idea of what Sho made? Leo’s instagram. Leo photo documented everything and he had pages on pages of pictures of Sho’s food. Everything looked delicious. Everything looked like a pain in the ass to make.
Then something else caught his eye, some photos Leo had posted from Halloween. Leo and the girl he was with were both dressed up as KPop idols. There was something familiar about that girl…
Then it clicked, Ren let out a strangled sound of disbelief. The sound of Sho chopping stopped.
“Something wrong?” Sho approached, wiping his hands on a towel looking concerned.
Ren stared up at him wide eyed. Sho’s gaze fell on Ren’s phone screen and his face went red. His demeanor immediately switched to angry delinquent mode. “Give me that.” He made a lunge for Ren’s phone but he quickly tucked it to his chest to keep it from being snatched. Sho straddled his waist fingers wrapped around his wrist trying to pry the phone up.
“Fuck that mother fucker.” Sho growled desperately trying to pry the phone away.
Ren let go of the phone and put one hand on either side of Sho’s face, staring up at him with a most serious expression.
“I need you to cosplay for me.”
There were a lot of ways a man could react to seeing a picture of his lover cross dressing. Ren was fairly certain Sho was not expecting this one. He sat there for a long moment just staring at Ren.
“Huh?”
“Cosplay.” Ren repeated. “I want to dress you as my favorite characters.”
Sho pinched the bridge of his nose. “Annnd your favorite characters are girls.”
“You did it for Leo.” Ren pouted.
“Cuz he’d make my life a living hell if I tell him no.” Sho sighed. “What the hell is wrong with you two? Why do you want to see me dressed as a girl?”
“Gap moe.” Ren answered seriously.
“The fuck does that even mean?” Sho asked bewildered.
Ren pressed his hands more tightly against Sho’s face, tone still deadly serious. “It means I need this.”
“Fuuuuuuuccccckkkk.” Sho sighed in exasperation. He pulled one of Ren’s hands off his face and nipped at his palm.
“I’m NOT saying I’m gonna do it, but IF I were to give in to this ridiculousness, what character did you have in mind?” Sho’s cheeks reddened. “At least most of your favs are flat chested I’m not wearing fake tits.”
Ren’s mind raced with the possibilities. He’d have to find someone in Hotarubi who could make him a costume.
He squeezed Sho’s hand. “You won’t regret this.” He said seriously.
“If anyone else finds out about this you will.” Sho growled.