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[Podfic] Cold read of whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise

Summary:

HR Case File #1713C
Compiled by Lan Xichen
Note: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.

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Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation

Wei Wuxian,

Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.

Regards,
Lan Wangji
Director of Human Resources

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OR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye

Notes:

AUTHOR'S NOTES: hi <3 it's me <3 with another epistolary fic <3 isn't that fun!!! i think it's fun

the title is from imgonnagetyouback by taylor swift and in fact the title of my HOA/neighbors epistolary fic is a very similar lyric from the same song!!! i just think the lyrics are funny af

i do work in an office but it's not that corporate and i know barely anything about HR but i do not care to learn bc this is crack

PODFICCER'S NOTES: congrats to livinginaworldofnoise who has the dubious honor of having the most ridiculous filenames in my entire podfic collection. I love your titles bb but they make it really difficult to shorthand for posting. By this point, I just assume if the name is a random collection of letters it is an acronym of a lyric for one of your stories. <3

This was fun but it is 2am and I am exhausted so no more from me tonight, there's no brain left for notes. If I said I was gonna do something in the recording, bother me in the comments and I'll edit later! Oh, except I talked about Ante Up Losers, and I am so fucking proud of it, I am actually going to link the entire collection here. Cheers!

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Cold read of whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise



2:03:10 | 96 Mb
Also available to stream or download here

Cat pics because they were cute and my phone was available today!

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