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Crush! Sound of a food tray hitting the door, Tommy runs around and looks around his prison, looking for a way to escape. He tries screaming and hitting walls and runs out the door when it’s open.
Tommy wonders why he helped Wilburt?
Tommy was a child when he first met Wilburt. He and his friends, Tubbo, Ranboo and Purple were out camping and were looking at the stars. They were wondering if there was life out there and next saw a shooting star and they made a wish. We were shocked and surprised when that star crashed nearby and surprised to see a spaceship with weird looking people inside that looked like they were part animal. They were trapped, hurt and needed help. They were simple travers until they were attacked by space pirates and were warned about talking with strangers. But come on they were aliens. especially Purple who was always an alien’s fan and Tubbo wondering about the spaceship because of his interest in technology. During the time, they would help bring supplies and food as they worked on their ship. We were given translators to understand them and got to know each other. We would tell and show them the wonders of earth while they told us about the wonders of space. We hung out and played together. The one we bonded with the most was birdman Wilburt. He had the most beautiful voice we had ever heard and shared the same interests like sword play and music. He became like a brother that we always wanted. However, once the ship was repaired, their new friends needed to return home, but promised to return. They had been waiting for them for years and no one believed them about the aliens. We had all given up hope when we entered high school.
Years later, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Purple along with the rest of the world saw spaceships coming to Earth. Tommy watches TV, as a strange bird man with blonde feather hair, icey blue slit eyes, large wings and sharp talons enters the earth leaders meeting. He said that his name is Emperor Philza and he came from the plant Ender as a representative. He told the world leaders that they are here to help humans and create friendships between worlds. Over time they helped solve many of the world's main problems, like giving us their plants that can grow anywhere, taste very good and nutritious to solve world hunger. They were giving homes to the homeless, giving us new energy sources that are completely clean and more powerful, curing all our disease, repairing the world’s natural environment, repairing our ozone layer and fitting each country with what would be a protective shield to prevent war.
Once Humans learned to trust the Enderings and see they meant no harm, they began to interact with us. Each one has a book. That was when we had a happy reunion with our alien friends. They were just as happy to see us as we were to see them. Purple was going with his bro Punz to everyone who didn’t believes him and saying, “I told you so!” Wilburt and I began hanging out like real brothers and are now able to do the things we wanted to do on earth now that they are not in hiding. Ramboo and Technoblade were talking about the books and stories they read to each other. Tubbo and Jschlatt go to look at bees. Other aliens would coo, aww and pet humans as they interacted with them.
“Ok Toms let go through more lessons on our planet customs”
“Do we have to” Tommy said tired.
“Of course we do, if you want to come to my planet then you need to learn our ways”.
Wilburt has been teaching Tommy about his planets customs and manners like how to ask for food, how to interact with others and how to show thanks. Ranboo said that Technoblade has been teaching him some of his natural languages. Ranboo managed to translate the cover of the book that Technos have titled “How To Care For Humans". He found the lessons boring but Wilburt was rewarded with tasty treats and fun toys when he did them well.
“Oh Tommy, I have a gift for you!” Wilburt said with excitement.
“Oh Wilburt, You don’t have to”.
“But Toms, I want to give you this friendship necklace.” Wilburt shows him the most beautiful necklaces he has ever seen. It looked like a choker with a big jewel hanging in the center with aliens letters.
“Wilburt, this looks too expensive and important for me to access”.
“But I wanted to. Back home this is a special gift that we only give to people we deeply care about.
“Thank you, but what do these words and symbols mean?”
“Oh, it means you are my best friend”.
Tommy sees more people wearing those friendship necklaces including his friends Tubbo, Ranboo and Purple.
Once aliens settled the base on earth and were given a place with earth leaders, humans began visiting space. Purple was the first one of four to go and he sent them letters and pictures. Tommy was looking forward to seeing Wilburt home with two eyes.
“Tommy! Don’t get on that ship!” Ranboo scouted and he tried to reach his friend.
“Boo? What..” Tommy was confused when he saw Ranboo’s panicked face.
“How To Care For Humans is a Pet manual!” Tommy paused as realization dawns on his face as he thought back on how Wilburt treated him and how other Aliens treated them.
“LET ME GO YOU FUCKERS” as Tommy tries to get off, but his collar began to hum before he fainted.
Doors opened, as Wilburt entered with a new food tray , “Oh Tommy please eat your food. We don’t want to have to visit the vet again, do we”. Wilbur petted his new pet.
Tommy gasped as he knew what would happen. Tommy reluctantly eats his food.
Wilburt hums as he hugs his new pet, He knew it would take some time for his pet to settle into his new home. He wonders if he should arrange a playdate for Punk’s and Teachblade’s newest pet to cheer Tommy up. They are still looking for Tubbo. It turns out when Ranboos told Tubbo they leaked the info to the rest of the world that he can see why Jschlatt liked Tubbo because he was the only one who knew how to remove his collar. He was very happy and glad that he, and Techno talked their dad out of earth’s invasion by killing them. Instead we should tame those lower beings.