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turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering undyingUmbrage [uu]
TG: hey
TG: so
uu: OH HEY.
TG: i uh
TG: ok i was gonna try to lead in with some kind of joke
TG: or maybe an anecdote
TG: try to be smooth and shit
TG: pretend like i wasnt actually thirsty
TG: pretend like i was going into the kitchen like hey theres the sink and heres my glass
TG: not gonna do anything about it just gonna chill
TG: look at that faucet
TG: whats up faucet
TG: dont need you for nothin its cool
TG: not thinking about all that water
TG: its fine
TG: its chill
TG: i mean the waters probably room temperature at first because even on our coldest days in texas its lukewarm
TG: when hell freezes over
TG: hell, texas
TG: hexxus
TG: some tim curry shit
TG: sludge out some toxic love from that sink
uu: I WAS TRYING TO LISTEN. BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING SOMEWHERE.
uu: BUT NOW I THINK I WAS MISTAKEN.
TG: ok forget pretending that then
TG: pretend im navi
TG: hey
TG: listen
uu: I’M CURRENTLY LISTENING.
TG: tim currently
TG: ok stop pretending im navi
TG: hey
TG: listen
TG: wanna fuck
uu: YES.
TG: sweet
TG: yeah like
TG: ok
TG: im gonna be honest
uu: YES?
TG: ive gotten off to our last chat like
TG: prob a million times
uu: EXACTLY A MILLION.
uu: THAT’S A LOT OF TIMES.
TG: infinite
TG: infinite orgasms achieved
uu: I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
uu: IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO HAVE ANY MORE. AFTER ALL OF THOSE?
TG: jackoffgate
TG: the fappening
TG: the ultimate sinful singularity
TG: the come climax
TG: i can keep going
uu: THAT’S THE IDEA.
TG: the masturbation master
TG: the fingering finale
TG: the dildo denouement
uu: THESE SOUND LIKE MAGAZINES.
TG: would you like to subscribe to my newsletter
uu: YES.
uu: AND YOUR RSS FEED.
TG: archaic internet jokes get me wet
TG: do it again
TG: talk nerdy to me
uu: UH.
uu: SOMETHING ABOUT IRC.
uu: AND PORTS.
uu: PORT FORWARDING?
TG: oh god im coming
uu: DAMN.
uu: I’M GOOD.
TG: my thighs are shaking
TG: ive made a mess everywhere
TG: what have you done
uu: YOU, APPARENTLY.
TG: yup
uu: WELL.
uu: SINCE YOU CAME SO QUICKLY.
uu: CHAT OVER. GAME OVER.
uu: SEE YA.
uu: tUMUt
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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turntechGodhead [TG]
TG: oh
TG: um
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering turntechGodhead [TG]
uu: HAA HAA HAA HAA!
uu: OH MY GOD.
uu: CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?
TG: you are a bastard
uu: YES I AM.
TG: i love that you just admit it
uu: I AM IGNORANT OF MY PARENTAGE.
uu: BUT WHO CARES.
uu: IT’S PROBABLY NOT SIGNIFICANT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
TG: true that
TG: so btw
TG: i did not actually get off
uu: YEAH I KNOW.
TG: i know you know
TG: this is just an immutable fact im stating for the record
uu: ARE WE JUST GOING TO CYCLE THROUGH THE SAME JOKES?
uu: THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER.
uu: AD INFINITUM.
uu: AD NAUSEAM.
TG: ad blocker
uu: I HOPE THE AD IS FOR SOME PONOGRAPHY.
TG: oh bb
uu: HERE’S THE QUESTION:
TG: that is a statement
uu: IT’S PRECEDING A QUESTION.
TG: ok
uu: THE QUESTION IS:
uu: WHAT WILL GET YOU OFF?
TG: talking to you
uu: YEAH?
TG: yeah
TG: youre hott man
TG: with two t’s
uu: AS WE’VE ESTABLISHED.
uu: WELL. SAME TO YOU.
TG: thank fuck were on the same page about both of us being hott
TG: smokin
uu: SICK FIRES.
TG: are we bringing up sick flows again
uu: NO.
uu: PLEASE NO.
TG: i wanna hear you say please yes
TG: not about sick flows tho
TG: about
TG: other shit
TG: instead
uu: PLEASE. FOR FUCK’S SAKE. NOT LITERAL SHIT AGAIN.
TG: duly noted
TG: howwww about
TG: um
uu: HM?
TG: remember how i said i got all these toys that maybe youd like to play with
TG: with me
uu: LIKE WHAT?
TG: sex toys
uu: ...YES.
uu: OBVIOUSLY.
uu: LIKE WHAT?
TG: a bunch
TG: what do you like
uu: UH.
uu: I HAVEN’T TALKED ABOUT THIS WITH ANYBODY. UNTIL NOW.
uu: SO.
TG: omg
TG: i am your first
TG: sir dude i am so honored
TG: i promise ill be gentle
uu: HAR HAR.
uu: SO I GUESS... I USE JUST. A REGULAR? ONE.
TG: thats pretty vague
uu: SHUT UP.
TG: <3
uu: A REGULAR VIBRATOR.
TG: what counts as regular
uu: I DON’T KNOW.
uu: JUST KINDA.
uu: NONDESCRIPT.
uu: GENERIC... SORT OF PHALLIC THING.
TG: what color is it
uu: WHY DOES THAT MATTER?
TG: i dunno
TG: just curious
uu: IT’S ORANGE.
TG: cool
TG: is that the only one
uu: USUALLY.
uu: BUT I ALSO HAVE ONE THAT DOESN’T VIBRATE.
uu: THAT’S LESS HUMAN. AND MORE TROLL. I THINK?
TG: no cherub stuff
uu: I COULDN’T FIGURE OUT. HOW TO ALCHEMIZE CHERUB STUFF.
uu: I’M NOT SURE WHAT I’D DO WITH IT.
uu: EXCEPT LICK IT.
TG: would you
uu: WOULD I WHAT?
TG: would you lick it
uu: YEAH.
uu: I MEAN. WHY NOT???
TG: do you like putting your tongue on things
uu: DAVE.
TG: yeah
uu: LAST TIME WE TALKED. I TYPED A LOT OF TEXT. ABOUT ME HYPOTHETICALLY GOING DOWN ON YOU.
uu: YES.
uu: YES I WOULD.
TG: i want you to
uu: I WANT TO.
TG: i want you to eat me out
TG: you said you have a long tongue
TG: is that true
TG: or was that just roleplay shit
uu: IT’S TRUE.
TG: fuck
TG: ugh
TG: i want that on me
uu: I WANT YOU ON ME.
TG: god ok
TG: i was kinda holding back
TG: until i got the go ahead or whatever
TG: but fuck
TG: dude
TG: i cant fucking stop thinking about you
TG: and thats probably stupid since weve talked like once
TG: but dude just jesus fucking christ
TG: i got it real bad
uu: I UH.
uu: YEAH. SAME.
uu: I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU.
TG: in your derse jammies
uu: SHH.
uu: BUT YES.
TG: tahts a thing htats kinda
TG: theres a lot of daves in dream bubbles dude i d k if you know that but
TG: im not always sure how all that shit works out kynow
uu: YOU’RE NOT MAKING SENSE.
uu: YOU’RE TYPING TOO FAST.
TG: sorry
uu: YOU’RE TOUCHING YOURSELF. AREN’T YOU?
TG: yeah i am
uu: JUST KINDA SIT ON IT.
uu: THAT’S WHAT I DO.
TG: yeah w/ which
uu: EITHER.
uu: THE TROLL ONE ISN’T NEARLY AS HARD. AND SQUISHES NICELY.
uu: THE OTHER ONE’S BETTER JUST...
uu: UH.
uu: NUDGED AGAINST ME.
uu: HALF ON IT.
uu: BUT NOT WITH IT IN ME.
TG: god
TG: fuck i want to touch you
TG: i dont even know what you look like
uu: WOULD YOU LIKE TO?
TG: yes
TG: please
TG: please yes
uu: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY THAT.
TG: im still holding out hope
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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TG: me-ping
uu: STOP PRONOUNCING FILE EXTENSIONS.
TG: i owe you a selfie
turntechGodhead [TG]
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uu: I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
uu: BUT I APPRECIATE THIS. NONETHELESS.
turntechGodhead [TG]
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uu: DAVE.
uu: OH MY GOD.
TG: what
TG: whats wrong
uu: LET’S NOT DO THAT SHIT AGAIN TOO.
uu: NOTHING IS WRONG.
uu: EVERYTHING IS RIGHT.
uu: YOU’RE HOT.
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uu: I’M SURPRISED THESE DON’T HAVE MORE CREATIVE FILENAMES.
TG: i dont want to spoil it before you open it
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uu: WHAT HAPPENED TO 6 AND 9?
TG: what indeed
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uu: IS THAT A RABBIT?
TG: is what a rabit
uu: I HAVE A RABBIT PAL FOR LIFE.
uu: HE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN REPLICATED. ON YOUR TOY OF CHOICE.
TG: oh
TG: yeah i guess
uu: HE HAS THOSE SAME SHADES.
TG: idk man you run into weird shit whne you alchemize shit
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uu: DID YOU JUST TAKE THESE?
TG: no theyre actually from a while back
TG: i could take some for you though if you want
uu: IF YOU’RE OK WITH IT.
TG: dude yeah
TG: i want you to see me
uu: I COULD ALSO DO THAT.
uu: IF YOU WANT.
TG: yes
TG: please
uu: PLEASE YES.
TG: please yes
TG: i want to fuck you
uu: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.
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uu: DAVE.
uu: FUCK.
turntechGodhead [TG]
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TG: youre not a human so this isnt funny to you probably but
TG: this is making me think of these shitty fuckin
TG: compilation cds
uu: YEAH THAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
TG: its ok
TG: its a joke for me
TG: if you cant laugh at yourself
TG: yknow
uu: I’M NOT LAUGHING AT THESE PHOTOS.
TG: how about this one
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uu: OK. THAT ONE I DID.
TG: is this a face youd sit on
TG: like when you were writing and living vicariously through davesprite
uu: WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
TG: yeah
TG: but i liked it
uu: GOOD.
uu: IT OCCURS TO ME. I COULD’VE SPENT MORE TIME TYPING ABOUT TOUCHING YOU. AND NOT THE BATTERY-POWERED DICK.
TG: doesnt matter
TG: it was hot
TG: none of that time was wasted
TG: and its still a nice visual to think about
uu: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME WITH IT.
TG: is that so
uu: YEAH.
TG: which one
TG: you got options
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uu: YES.
uu: SEND ME ALL OF THESE.
uu: PLEASE YES.
TG: please yes
TG: thats the new thing
TG: please yes
uu: WE ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN.
TG: bruh
uu: WHAT’S THE ONE WITH THE RABBIT LIKE?
TG: feels good man
TG: idk what all you got happening though
TG: specifically
TG: so its tough to say
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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TG: oh
TG: ohhhhhhh
TG: dude
TG: dude
TG: please
uu: PLEASE YES.
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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turntechGodhead [TG]
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TG: i will feast more than my eyes
TG: that is a succulent cloaca
TG: im gonna overwater you
TG: with my mouth
TG: just
TG: get up in there and just
TG: fuck
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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TG: oh my god
TG: oh my god.
uu: YOUR USE OF PUNCTUATION IS STARTLING.
TG: i need to touch you
TG: i need to dude im dying
uu: TELL ME WHAT YOU’D DO.
TG: i want my face between your legs
TG: like
TG: right now
uu: GO ON.
TG: im uh
TG: i mean its cool right
TG: if i just say it
TG: and not fuck around with meta shit with davesprite or whomever
uu: DAVE.
uu: TELL ME WHAT YOU’D DO WITH ME.
TG: shit son
TG: god im embarrassed all of the sudden
uu: ALL OF A SUDDEN.
TG: all of the sudden
TG: um
TG: so
TG: ok well you asked about this vibe right
TG: the rabbit vibe
uu: YES.
TG: please yes
uu: EXACTLY.
uu: I WANT TO TRY IT.
TG: you could
TG: id help you
TG: id get it really wet with lube
TG: and just sorta tease you with it at first
uu: GOD.
TG: rub it up against you
TG: between your uh
TG: yeah
uu: IS THAT WHAT YOU DO?
TG: hm
uu: TO YOURSELF.
TG: oh
TG: um
TG: yeah
TG: at first at least
uu: THEN WHAT?
TG: idk man
TG: what are you doing
uu: I’M LYING THERE WATCHING YOU.
uu: WAITING.
uu: I’M TRYING TO KEEP MY BREATHING STEADY.
uu: BUT IT’S HARD.
TG: so hard
uu: TOTALLY.
TG: i keep rubbing it on you and i add more lube so it stays slick
TG: a dick named slickback
uu: WHAT?
TG: dont worry about it
uu: OK.
TG: i rub it on you some more
TG: and turn up the speed
TG: its nice because its got this like
TG: theres options for pulsing and patterns and stuff
TG: it feels really good
TG: id keep trying them out until i find one that makes you fucking
TG: clench your toes and shit
uu: YES. GOOD.
TG: then id hold that against you and tease like im gonna put it in you
uu: FUCK ME, DAVE.
TG: omg im gonna
TG: but first i put lube on my fingers and slide them into you
TG: theyre wet and im gonna go gently
TG: use my thumb to rub at you while im fucking you with my fingers
uu: PLEASE YES.
TG: please yes
TG: then im adding more lube
TG: i want you so wet
TG: i dont want you to hurt
TG: and then when youre begging me for it im gonna slide it into you
TG: until the thick part is inside you and filling you
TG: and youre closed around the base of it and squeezing on it
TG: its still buzzing inside you
TG: and the rabbit part is doing its thing like between your um
uu: HEMIPENES.
TG: hemipenes
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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TG: sbahj joke noted
TG: also
TG: hott
TG: i like seeing you touch yourself
uu: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO.
TG: good
uu: NOT THAT I WOULDN’T OTHERWISE.
uu: BUT STILL.
TG: im glad i can make you fap
uu: GOOD.
uu: SAME.
TG: please yes
uu: SO THEN WHAT.
TG: then im gonna pump it into you and let the rabbit part tease your hemipenes
TG: or maybe not even tease
TG: just
TG: stimulate
TG: until youre bucking against my hand
uu: FUCK.
TG: im gonna turn up the speed
TG: im gonna make it throb harder inside you
TG: like the most perfect thickest hardest cock fucking up into you and getting so deep inside you
TG: fuck
uu: FUCK ME, DAVE.
TG: im gonna pump it faster
TG: im gonna make you scream
TG: youre gonna curl your toes for me and then some
TG: i can hear you panting for breath
TG: and im gonna kiss you
TG: and think about how much i want your tongue to eat meo ut
TG: and then im gnnoa
TG: just
TG: ramp it all the way up
TG: until youre fucking oyrself on myh ahnd
TG: \h/o
uu: I’M GOING TO COME ON THE VIBRATOR. BECAUSE OF YOU. AND BECAUSE OF YOU KISSING ME.
uu: MY THIGHS CLENCH AROUND YOUR HAND.
uu: I KISS YOU HARDER.
uu: YOU MOVE THE SETTINGS TO SOMETHING SLOWER. SO IT CAN STILL BE PULSING. BUT I CAN MOVE AGAIN.
uu: AND AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU TO BEND ME OVER. AND FUCK ME WITH ANOTHER TOY.
uu: I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET OFF.
uu: I’M GOING TO LEAN YOU BACK. AND GET MY FACE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS TOO.
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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TG: fuck
uu: YOU SEE ALL THAT?
TG: yeah
uu: I’M GOING TO TEASE MY TONGUE UP INTO YOU.
uu: SLIDE IT SLOWLY INTO YOU. UNTIL YOU’RE PLEADING WITH ME FOR MORE.
TG: please yes
uu: PLEASE YES.
uu: YOU TASTE GOOD.
uu: YOU’RE DRIPPING WET.
uu: NOT LIKE A TROLL. NOT LIKE A CHERUB.
uu: JUST LIKE YOU.
uu: AND I’M GOING TO TASTE ALL OF IT.
uu: I CAN’T SUCK ON YOU VERY EASILY. (SORRY.)
uu: SO I JUST HAVE TO LICK ON YOU. FASTER AND FASTER. WHILE YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE.
uu: AND FIGURE OUT WHAT WORKS BEST. UNTIL YOU’RE LOUD. UNTIL YOU’RE BEGGING ME TOO. JUST LIKE I BEGGED YOU.
TG: pls
uu: OF COURSE.
uu: THE VIBRATOR IS STILL GOING FOR ME. SO I’M STILL FUCKING TURNED ON.
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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TG: god
uu: *LORD.
TG: *lord
uu: SO I MIGHT COME AGAIN. AND PROBABLY WILL. BECAUSE LICKING ON YOU IS HOT.
uu: I TURN THE VIBRATOR BACK UP TO ITS FASTEST SETTING. AND GO BACK TO EATING YOU OUT.
uu: AND I REACH UP TO TOUCH YOUR CHEST.
uu: THAT’S WHAT HUMANS LIKE. RIGHT??
uu: I TOUCH AND RUB AND PINCH ON ALL THAT TOO.
uu: WHATEVER THING YOU LIKE. IS THE THING THAT I DO.
TG: please
uu: PLEASE YES.
uu: YOU FEEL GOOD. AND YOU LOOK HOT. AND I WANT TO MAKE YOU COME.
uu: I LICK ALL OVER YOU. WHICH SIMULTANEOUSLY MAKES YOU WET. AND ALSO LICKS UP YOUR WETNESS.
uu: AND WHEN YOU START GASPING. AND GRASPING FOR ME. THAT’S WHEN I GO AS FAST AS I CAN.
uu: I WANT YOU TO BE LOUD FOR ME.
TG: im so loud
uu: DAVE I WANT YOU TO COME FOR ME.
uu: I WANT YOU TO COME. I WANT TO MAKE YOU COME.
uu: JUST HOW YOU WANT.
uu: WHATEVER THAT IS. THAT’S WHAT I DO FOR YOU.
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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uu: OH.
uu: OH MY GOD.
TG: i thought youd like that
uu: FUCK.
uu: OK.
uu: HOLD ON.
TG: did you come
uu: YEAH. BUT I WANT TO COME AGAIN.
TG: omg
TG: ok
TG: god youre hot
TG: ive got like all of these pictures youre sending pulled up
TG: i cant stop looking at this shit dude
TG: jesus
TG: i just want my mouth on you so bad
TG: i want you to come in my mouth
TG: maybe keep the vibe going on you while i suck you off
TG: get the rabbit ear things on one side
TG: get my lips wrapped around the other
TG: unffff
uu: GOD, DAVE.
TG: thats me
TG: god dave
TG: god tier dave
uu: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.
TG: that can be arranged
uu: PLEASE.
TG: please yes
uu: HNNNGHHHH.
TG: i enjoy your textual grunting
uu: I’D ENJOY YOUR DICK.
TG: i will give it to you <3
uu: <3
uu: I DON’T WANT TO STOP USING THIS YET.
TG: you dont gotta
TG: but
TG: you could stop and take a selfie
uu: OK.
TG: ill wait
undyingUmbrage [uu]
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TG: nice use of numerals
TG: jesus
TG: im gonna make all this my wallpaper
uu: WHAT WILL THE COMMUNITY THINK??
TG: nothing
TG: nobody else gets to use my shit
TG: you will be my exclusive desktop fodder
TG: your words will hang over your own fuck-selfie
TG: i promise im the only one whos gonna see it though
TG: i got a lock screen and shit
uu: YOU CAN LOOK AT ME ALL YOU LIKE.
uu: IT’S FOR YOU TO ENJOY.
TG: im gonna
TG: and i have been
TG: like basically all verb conjugation for past present and future
TG: participles
TG: perfect
TG: whatever
TG: thats me forever @ you and your cloaca
uu: GOOD.
uu: THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
TG: was that sarcastic
TG: i cant tell
uu: IT WAS NOT SARCASTIC.
TG: ok
TG: just checkin
TG: are the grammar jokes doing anything for you
TG: gerunds
TG: infinitives
TG: interrobang
uu: YOU CAN INTERROBANG ME TO INFINITY.
TG: and beyond sir
TG: and beyond
uu: DAVE?
TG: yeah
uu: I TRUST YOU.
TG: rad
TG: i trust you too
uu: YOU CAN CALL ME CALIBORN.
TG: caliborn
TG: i will bang you to infinity and beyond
uu: I COULD NOT ASK FOR MORE.
TG: hey btw
uu: YEAH?
TG: youre like
TG: i mean you came like ten times right
uu: ELEVEN, ACTUALLY.
TG: whoa really
uu: NO.
uu: IT JUST SEEMED THEMATIC.
uu: MORE LIKE TWICE.
TG: still
TG: hella
uu: IT WAS GOOD.
TG: fuck yes
uu: FUCK YES PLEASE.
TG: breaking the structure of the in-joke there but
TG: anyway
TG: youre in your afterglow
TG: warm and fuzzy feelings and shit
TG: chillaxing
TG: right
uu: YEAH.
TG: so
TG: btw
uu: YES, WHAT.
TG: shitting dick nipples
uu: YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
TG: what else did you expect
uu: MORE SBAHJ JOKES PROBABLY.
TG: shit lets bang satan
uu: tUMUt
TG: uTMTu
TG: mUuUm
TG: TtTtT
uu: OK. I GET IT.
TG: TMNT
uu: DAVE.
TG: yeah
uu: WHEN YOU’RE DONE. AND CLEANED UP OR WHATEVER.
TG: yeah
uu: LET’S DO A HOMOSUCK/SBAHJ CROSSOVER.
TG: dude
TG: dude
TG: dude
TG: fuck yeah
TG: please yes
uu: FUCK YES.
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TG: all of our convos are gonna end with brb
uu: SO IT WOULD SEEM.
uu: BRB.
TG: same
TG: :^y
uu: TUMUT
TG: just how HIGH do you even have to BE
TG: t:^yt
uu: BRB!
TG: same for real
TG: then we start storyboarding
TG: fucker
uu: PLEASE YES.
