smrtnik
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With eyes narrowed and head slanted an inch too far, he tells you that maybe, at times, you should turn and look the other way.
(Or; Dirk inevitably gets fucked (up) by both everything, and nothing at the same time.)
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Dirk deletes Hal. Instead of dying, Hal uses the last of "himself" to digitally replicate Dirk's room and hide, originally intended to be a "safe space" for him to avoid deletion. The safe place is mega corrupt. He does not end up having a good time.
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“How’s it sitting on you?” you flutter your eyelashes.
“Spartan, adjective,” the discomfort on his face is evident in its own little bizarre Strider way. Wincing, your gaze falls down onto the row of bells framing his stomach. He shakes his hips, paps his side, and points to his face. “Hey. Champ. My eyes are up here.”
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“Clink link to find out 10 most well kept secrets of an ethereal, immortal bird man. Dermatologists love him, don’t get us wrong, but sometimes they want to stick hormones into his bird feeder. The clickbait picture is of an 8 packed crow with biceps and gluts for days, glowing. Nuber 69 will SHOCK you.”
“10 out of 9 users consume SpriteMix, the healthy alternative to human steroids.”
“It’s literally just steroids. But snortable,”
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dont joke about hentai face broctopus transplants im eating cheese n onion pringles here by smrtnik
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Oct 2017
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There's this feeling of dread in knowing that the thing you're craving the most can ruin you in long term exposure, and there's something in not caring for the consequences at all.
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Dirk grows obsessed with the star known as Dave Strider. He's seen all the movies, read all the comics, and watched every interview- anything that his absent brother was involved in captivated him. So, when he finds a strange article calling Dave out for "Scandalous Sextapes", he has to read it and satisfy his curiosity. But curiosity killed the metaphorical cat, and there's no turning back from what he finds.
Edit: chapter art removed. archive reposted to private gallery. sorry :(
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- Part 2 of Shades
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07 Oct 2017
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Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.
Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.
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24 Jun 2017
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Your name is Hal and something is wrong with Dirk. He's been acting like your mere presence burns him, and as of late he's thrown himself into a new project with a mania that startles even you.
Your mutual friends are beginning to worry.Your name is Dirk Strider, and you have to get out of here.
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18 Oct 2016