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‚On this day, they let us play [•••] …‘
The halloween special starts with Hatsune Miku (yes, THE Hatsune Miku) standing in front of Saiki’s house. She was dressed up as Peter Pan, but her long teal hair clashed with the green of the costume. After ringing the doorbell and talking a little bit with Saiki’s mother, her friend came downstairs and joined her in front of his house.
Saiki was wearing weird looking robes in the colour palette purple and red with a gold trim. The rest of his outfit was like what he normally wore, except for the shirt.
„As what are you dressed, Saiki?“ Asked Miku-Peter.
„I am dressed as my brother.“ Saiki answered.
„Then why are you wearing a shirt that says ‚Fuckboy‘ on the front?“
„It belongs to my brother.“ Saiki said.
„Oh. Okay!“ Miku-Peter walked down the road with her friend following.
„Now we're almost complete! We've only got to go to Ushiwaka’s house!“ She remarked.
Soon they stood in front of the volleyball player’s house and rang the doorbell.
„Look! It's red riding Ushiwaka!“ said Miku-Peter upon seeing the door open.
„Hello.“ Said Red riding Ushiwaka.
He was dressed as Little Red Riding Hood. In case you didn’t get it yet.
He was wearing a red dress with big skirt and fluffy white petticoat. A white apron and a red cape with hood completed the look.
“Cool costume.”, commented Saiki.
“Thanks.”, Red Riding Ushijima answered, “I worked hard to make it as authentic as possible. I assume you’re dressed as your brother?”
“Yes, how did you know?”
“I’ve seen your brother wear that shirt before and he always wears that coat. And you’ve said multiple times that you fear him, which fits the holiday ‘Halloween’.” Red riding Ushijima combined like a detective.
“So you fear Little Red Riding Hood?”, asked Miku-Peter.
“Yes.” Ushijima paused. “She just talked to a stranger even though every child gets taught not to! That’s a serious problem!” He seemed genuinely upset.
Soon the trio had visited a lot of houses already and they were now walking downtown. A hand snaked up Saiki's shoulder, and
BAM!
Toritsuka had tried to startle Saiki but it hadn't worked since he had sensed the purple haired boy already.
„Hey what's up?“ he asked them. He was dressed up as Naruto.
„Not much, just going around town.“ Saiki answered telepathically.
Miku eyed his outfit for a few seconds: „Wow, you're, like, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo basic for wearing a Naruto cosplay!“
„But I tried very hard…“ Toritsuka replied sadly.
The others ignored the sad pervert to knock on another door. But when the door opened, only Ushijima told the halloween catch phrase of „Trick or Treat“ in his rather deep voice. Saiki didn't react at all and Miku squealed in delight.
„Oh! My! God! Hi Calne!“ she greeted her cousin.
„Hey Miku.“ Calne Ca’s metal finger-like protusions moved in greeting.
Toritsuka had stopped sulking at his basicness and joined them at the doorstep. Then he froze upon seeing her.
„What in the what is that thing.“ He stared with glassy, unfocused eyes in the general direction of Calne Ca.
„That's my cousin, duh.“ Miku answered him.
„But-but…“
„Oh my god Toritsuka, some people have tooth gaps, some have protruding ears and she has metal rods coming out of her lower jaw!“ Miku poked his chest.
„Yes, I agree, I am sure she has a personality blooming with kindness.“ Ushijima agreed.
„Hey Calne, do you want to join us?“ Miku turned back to her.
„Yeah, that's a good idea. Should I stay like this or change to my normal form?“ Calne referred to her being a mechanized skeleton.
„Please don't,“ Saiki spoke telepathically, „I fear Toritsuka might just black out if you do.“
The group now consisting of a new member was just about to leave downtown, when two familiar voices reached their ears (or thoughts in Saiki's case).
„WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET SUCH A REALISTIC COSPLAY YOU STUPID NERD!“ Bakugou screamed enraged. His halloween costume was of All Might.
„Cosplay…? I would only go for the real deal! It's the original obviously!“ Midoriya took on a defensive stand. He was wearing a suspiciously real-looking All Might costume from his silver age.
„What.“
„What.“
Somewhere else All Might was currently sorting through the mess a burglar had left in his apartment. Luckily the thief didn't steal anything expensive. Although it was rather weird that his entire clothes drawer had been rummaged through.
While the two Hero students were still fighting, Miku had left for the Walmart just across the street. After a few minutes, and even more screaming of Bakugou, she came back.
„Hey everyone! Guess who I found in the gun section in Walmart!“ Hatsune Miku, Professional Musician and Diva, currently in a Peter Pan outfit, dragged none other than Tendou Satori to their little rag-tag group of misfits.
„The Guess Monster!“
Tendou waved, his signature ‚w‘ smile present on his face. He was dressed up as Yor Forger.
Ushijima smiled too, a rare and small one, but one nonetheless.
„Your costume looks very pretty.“ He told Tendou.
„Thanks Wak-kun! Yours looks cool too!“
They stared into each others eyes as if the other was the most beautiful person they had ever seen.
„Hey“, Toritsuka whispered to Calne next to him, „Are they a couple or….?“ He trailed off at the end.
Calne just shrugged and her lower-jaw metal thingies moved again.
Toritsuka shuddered a little bit at the sign but luckily he had gotten used to the strange features of Calne Ca over the past few minutes.
The even bigger group continued their shenanigans and their walk around the neighborhoods. When the church clock tower rang for midnight, the group decided to disband. „I would like to accompany you home.“ Ushijima looked at his best friend. „Alrighty!“ the person in question answered.
Tendou and Ushijima walked back in comfortable silence to Tendou’s house. Tendou was eating the last KitKat that Ushijima had given him. While they still had been in their group, he had proceeded to eat them in every enraging way possible. Now he was breaking them apart like they were intended to. Soon they arrived at his house. „Thanks for the KitKats by the way. And for walking me home.“ They looked each other in the eye. „No problem.“ Ushijima replied. A smile crept onto his face. Tendou threw himself around his friend and hugged him.
At last, they parted for the night and Ushijima went back to Saiki's house.
Calne Ca, Toritsuka, Midoriya and Bakugou had all left about half an hour ago. The disastrous trio sat in Saiki's room, in comfortable silence. Miku was gorging herself on the candy they had gotten, with Saiki and Ushijima taking a candy bar every now and then. Saiki looked at his digital alarm clock. 1:42 a.m. Miku followed his gaze. „I think it's time to get going now.“ She looked at Ushijima. He nodded and both of them got up. When the trio all said their goodbyes, the two of them went to Miku’s car.
Miku dropped Ushijima off at his house. „See you next week, sometime!“ she said. He nodded. „See you soon.“
The teal-haired girl drove through the suburbs. It was quiet, no wonder at the time, about 2 a.m. now. Finally she reached her small house with the birch wood façade. Before ultimately resting for the night (although she didn't really need sleep like normal people), she sent a good night text into the trio's group chat.
You: Good Night !! 🌙💤
Saiki: ^good night
Ushijima: A good night to you guys as well.
All three of them eventually fell into a deep sleep, exhausted from the events of the day, but happy nonetheless. This Halloween had been a blast!
‚…cause it's Happy, Happy Halloween!‘