Chapter Text
bug
Okay... Did I miss anyone?
shat noir
me
bug
Shut up, Chat.
shat noir
roger
ninja with a shell
did someone say my name
jk jk
no fox given
Unless
ninja with a shell
unless
nO RENA THAT WAS MU JOKE
*mu
beebee gun
loser
ninja with a shell
****mu
shat noir
no u
beebee gun
no u
ninja with a shell
*******MU
shat noir
no ur mom
no fox given
babe omg give up
bug has changed the chat name to Emergency Chat for the Heroes of Paris.
shat noir
question
bug
No.
shat noir
right
but what constitutes an emergency
beebee gun
ur mom
ninja with a shell
she got u there
shat noir
THATS MY JOKE
bug
An emergency can be anything from an akuma attack to calling a meeting that can't wait. Valuable information is also something we should not shy away from, and I would expect to be kept up to date with your well-beings outside of battle.
shat noir
question
bug
I will impale you with your own baton.
shat noir
as much as ive fantasized about that, i'll have to pass this one time
beebee gun
please impale me
no fox given
wait ur turn
i have impaling rights first and foremost as her biggest fan
beebee gun
DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT.
shat noir
what constitutes valuable information
ninja with a shell
ur mom
beebee gun
nice one
ninja with a shell
ty
shat noir
HARASSMENT???
EMERGENCY???????
bug
No.
no fox given
she shut that shit down ToT im dead as hell
beebee gun
ice cold, LB.
bug has changed the chat name to EMERGENCY Chat for the Heroes of Paris.
shat noir
is this a purrsonal attack or something?
bug
Yes.
Please never quote Brie Larson ever again.
shat noir
IT SAYS EMERGENCY C H A T
I'M chat
no fox given
ur mom's chat
ninja with a shell
hAH
bug has changed the chat name to EMERGENCY CONVERSATION for the Heroes of Paris.
beebee gun
yeah but now the chat name is too long
bug
That's it. I'm resigning.
shat noir
take me with u
we can retire
run away together
find a deserted island and build a life for ourselves on the sandy beach of our love
where we have no less than 18 children
beebee gun
oh my god
shat noir
maybe there'll be wild hamsters
ninja with a shell
r u ok
shat noir
only destiny knows
no fox given
i dont know if i should be fangirling or calling the cops
bug has left the chat.
beebee gun
well damnit
shat noir
NOOOOOOO
ninja with a shell
ok but are we rlly surprised
no fox given
it only took her 8 minutes and 37 seconds to leave
beebee gun
You timed it????
no fox given
duh
ninja with a shell
I can hear chat screaming in the distance
beebee gun
how tragic.