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Meng Yao, courtesy name Jin GuangYao, commonly known as two-faced snake bastard by foes, and even some friends alike, has always been known as a man of dedication.
Once he set his eyes on something, it was nearly impossible to pull him back out of that task, even if it meant his life.
Whether it meant spending hundreds of dollars just to win a carnival prize of some oversized stuffed animals he could have gotten for cheaper online, or even just taking his role as the innocent captured maiden in little Jin-Ling’s fantasy adventures to the extreme, Meng Yao always accomplishes his tasks to the end with ultimate success.
That is why here he was, standing in front of the infamous couple Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian’s house with a certain goal in mind, and no thoughts of leaving until he further progressed his plans.
Not needing to waste another second, Meng Yao pushed the doorbell and instantly heard shrieking coming from inside, followed by the giggles of a young child who Meng Yao could only guess to be little Lan Yuan.
“A-Yuan! Please don’t run, your papa will be very sad if you knock over that flower pot for the third time!”
Meng Yao stifled a laugh. He heard more commotion coming from inside before loud footsteps were heard and the front door was pulled open.
“Ah, Meng Yao!” Standing there was Wei Wuxian, hair a mess and tangled in all ways, sweat covering his brows, and a tiny toddler with a toothy grin cradled in his arms. Once realizing that there was actually a guest at the door, Wei Wuxian quickly put Lan Yuan down and tried organizing his clothes to look at least a bit more presentable. There was no salvation for his hair, but at least he could fix his crooked shirt and button it all the way up to hide any marks given by Lan Wangji.
Wei Wuxian, “Meng Yao, it’s a surprise to see you here, especially by yourself.” He checked over Meng Yao’s shoulder to see if maybe Lan Xichen was hiding behind or just coming up the steps, but no other person was in sight.
“It’s only just me. I actually came to talk to you about something.”
“Me?! Now you’re going to make me blush! Come on in, just ignore any mess around the house, I haven’t had time to clean up.”
Lan Yuan, “clean, clean!” Followed the toddler right behind his father, occasionally looking back to Meng Yao to give him a toothy grin and repeat anything that his father says.
While Meng Yao would much like to not ignore the mess the house is in, considering there are toys scattered throughout the floor like an obstacle course and even clothing draped over very large plants and a rabbit scattering across the room towards the end of the hall, Meng Yao has much more pressing matters to get to.
Seating himself at the kitchen table, Meng Yao took a cup of tea from Wei Wuxian with a nod and took a sip from the drink, enjoying the few seconds of relaxation before he had to get to work on his master plan.
Wei Wuxian seated Lan Yuan in his booster seat with a couple of goldfish on the table to distract him with, and seated himself across from Meng Yao with another cup of tea and a gentle smile on his face.
“So, what is it that the great Jin Guangyao has come to Wei Wuxian for? Do you need some advice? Maybe here to borrow something? Oh! You committed a crime and need my help to hide the body!”
Meng Yao stared at him. “Not exactly. At least it wasn’t me who commited a crime.”
“Wha-?”
Meng Yao, swallowing his jitters, spoke, “I require your help in punishing my boyfriends.”
“Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue?”
“Yes.”
Silence followed before Wei Wuxian burst into laughter.
Meng Yao was happy that Wei Wuxian found amusement in this, but right now wasn't the time to laugh about trifling things. Meng Yao has a task to accomplish and he has only one week to bring his plan to fruition.
Meng Yao, “I’m glad I could get a laugh out of you, but this is a really serious predicament.”
“Ok, ok, sorry.” Wei Wuxian wiped away a tear from his eyes. Without missing a single step, he grabbed Lan Yuan’s sippy cup, filling it up with apple juice before giving it back to his son and not breaking eye contact with Meng Yao. “So why do you have to punish them? What did your Da-ge and Er-ge do?”
There was a sigh, followed by a pause. “I’m not exactly happy with releasing this information, especially to someone like you-”
“Hey!”
“But I know that only you can bring me the results I need.”
Wei Wuxian rolled his eyes and leaned back in his chair, waving his arm at Meng Yao. “Ah, just get on with it. I’m not getting any older!”
Meng Yao nodded. He placed his hands on top of the table, absent-mindedly fiddling with his nails and spoke. “They made me feel jealous.”
Silence.
Then another burst of laughter.
Lan Yuan didn’t understand what was happening but laughed along with his father. He waved his sippy cup in the air and shoved a handful of goldfish into his mouth. Wei Wuxian used a napkin to wipe away his son’s mouth, all while still trying to control his laughter.
“Meng Yao, that is the best laugh I’ve had in a long time! Who knew you were a possessive person under that cold exterior.”
“Yes, well I don’t often like to wear my emotions on my sleeve, but Da-ge and Er-ge really caused a stir at the company party last week which stirred something inside of me.”
Wei Wuxian, snapping his fingers spoke as if he had just solved a puzzle. “Let me guess! Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue were constantly surrounded by women and they didn’t do anything about it?”
If Meng Yao didn’t know any better, it sounded as if Wei Wuxian was at the party himself. “Yes?” he answered with uncertainty. “How do you know that?”
His companion answered with a shake of his head, throwing his hands behind his head and leaning further back into his seat. “The same thing happens with Lan Zhan! Everytime we go to the store or just anywhere, people are flocking him and asking for his number or if he’s free! I love that people see how beautiful my Lan Er-ge is… but I get jealous very much too!”
“Jealous!” Lan Yuan screamed.
Wei Wuxian smiled, petting his son’s head who smiled in delight.
Ah, Meng Yao fully understood the challenges that came with having a handsome partner. It isn’t often that all three of them can go out for a date without having at least one person try to make a move on either of his boyfriends. While the logical side of his brain tells him that it’s okay, his Da-ge and Er-ge are too loyal to ever accept any of the women’s propositions, Meng Yao just wishes they were a bit more firm. Even Nie Mingjue who is as firm and stoic as they get, can sometimes feel overwhelmed by all the women surrounding him and is unable to properly decline before they’re interrupting him again and begging to go get a drink with him.
It was satisfying at first to see their flustered faces, but now, Meng Yao wanted nothing more but to come between them and the women and claim ownership over his boyfriends with a possessive kiss.
Sadly, or thankfully, Meng Yao had enough self-restraint to stop himself from doing anything unsightly in public.
Thus, he has arrived at this point in time, asking Wei Wuxian for help in concocting a plan in making his boyfriends get a taste of their own medicine and see how it feels to be overcome with jealousy, yet not be able to do anything about it.
Meng Yao, “since it so happens we are both experiencing problems with our boyfriends, then why don’t you join me as well in this punishment plan?”
Wei Wuxian raised a brow in amusement, a grin falling over his face. “Oh? Are you asking me to join you in you master plan? There’s no way I can deny that! I’m always up for making Lan Zhan jealous!”
“Good, then I have an idea to propose and a helping hand from you.”
Wei Wuxian leaned in, clearly interested in this idea that was making even Meng Yao smile.
“Oh, do tell.”
Meng Yao leaned in as well and spoke. “Well, Huisang is having a Halloween party this weekend, so I had an idea…”
After several days of planning, buying, measuring and sneaking around their boyfriends, Meng Yao and Wei Wuxian’s plan was finally going to bear fruit.
It is the night of the Halloween party Nie Huisang is hosting. He’s always been a big fan of extravagant parties and despite Halloween being a more western holiday, that definitely doesn’t stop Nie Huisang from wanting an excuse to throw a party and get drunk with all of his friends. Thus, the party was to be held on Halloween eve.
Wei Wuxian and Jiang Yanli had made sure their kids were being taken care of by their parents since this was going to be an event for adults. One, that Meng Yao hoped no one would ever forget.
It was just an hour after the time Nie Huisang told them the party started, and Wei Wuxian and Meng Yao were still getting ready. Before departing for the party, Meng Yao mentioned that he worked with Wei Wuxian to coordinate his costume for the event and asked to be taken to his house in order to prepare for the event. Thus resulting in Nie Mingjue, Lan Xichen, and Lan Wangji sitting in the living, waiting for their partners to finish getting ready.
Nie Mingjue had a look of annoyance on his face. He was a punctual man who was never very patient. So having to wait over an hour now for Meng Yao was really making his temper rise with each second. While he adamantly denied wearing anything for the party, his boyfriends were eventually able to convince him to wear a costume. Thus, his police officer costume, all with the addition of handcuffs and a constant frown on his face.
Lan Xichen was more patient than his boyfriend. He sat on the couch, gentle look on his face and hands together on his lap. He had been staring off into space for a while before picking up conversation with his brother in order to make time go by faster. A slim and white doctor’s coat was draped over his body. The white of the coat fitting his gentle demeanor perfectly.
Lan Wangji sat on a separate couch. He had his eyes closed, looking as if he was thinking deeply about something. He spoke no words, only when his brother would ask a question. Lan Wangji had no intentions of initiating anything. He was dressed similarly as his brother in a doctor’s uniform, choosing to coordinate with him due to his lack of creativity.
The clock ticked, silence followed and Nie Mingjue had enough.
Standing up in a rush, he stomped his way over to the stairs and yelled up to the second floor.
“Meng Yao! Wei Wuxian! How much longer must you keep us waiting?! Any longer and we won’t even be awake enough to leave!”
Laughter erupted from upstairs followed by, “sorry Da-ge! We are just putting on the finishing touches. Five minutes please.”
Nie Mingjue growled in response and Lan Xichen came up behind him, placing a hand on his shoulder in order to ease his boyfriend.
“It is no worry, we should be able to make the party in time.”
His boyfriend scoffed but said no more, turning away to sit back on the couch. Lan Wangji showed no signs of movement, still sitting in the same position on the couch with his eyes trailed down. Lan Xichen sighed.
“Okay! We are ready!” Wei Wuxian yelled.
Lan Xichen who was closest to the stairs looked up and was immediately silenced by what he saw. His breath was taken right out of him and Nie Mingjue watched in concern at his boyfriend’s sudden silence.
Lan Wangji looked up from the floor, eyes trailing up the stairs and hands forming into fists.
“Tadaa! What do you think?”
There was really no words to describe the scene before them. With each step that Meng Yao and Wei Wuxian took down the steps, there was a click clack of their heels hitting against the wood. Running up their yellow and red heels, one would come upon long and lean legs covered in black fishnets. Both of the mischievous foxes- no, rabbits smiled playfully as their boyfriends stared with open mouths.
Meng Yao and Wei Wuxian wore matching playboy bunny outfits. Fitted with the leather suit that just barely covered their asses and chest. An alluring collar over their necks, long and soft bunny ears on top of their head, and the cutest, fluffiest tail attached to their bottoms. They were even fitted with just a small amount of makeup to entice the men even more.
There stood the sexiest rabbits in existence, and the only thing the three men at the bottom wanted to do was take their respective partners and just fuck them into oblivion.
Thus began the devious plan between Meng Yao and Wei Wuxian. Both looking forward to seeing how the night will proceed from then on.