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Summary:

This is a chatfic where:

Midoriya has an obssession with kaomojis that must be fed and Uraraka is his partner-in-crime who horribly enables him. Bakugou is the Only Sane Man who talks like a normal person. Obviously, Midoriya must make a group chat for them.

Then he makes a group chat for the entirety of Class 1-A

He may or may not have an obsession with group chats at that point, because he starts making one for pretty much everyone he knows after that.

Companion fic to “Roulette”

Notes:

This is a companion fic to Roulette, so it’s probably best if you read that first.

If anyone seems OOC it’s because this is set in an AU verse featuring a much more confident Midoriya with a pretty OP quirk and Bakugou as his best friend.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Uraraka: Hello there!! o(*>ω<*)o

 

Uraraka: It’s me, Uraraka! Frm the UA entrance exams!! (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))

 

Midoriya: Omg, hi Uraraka! (∗❛ั௦❛ั∗)

 

Midoriya: Didn’t think u’d talk to me so soon! Awesum to hear from u! ヾ(0∀0*★)゚*・.。

 

Uraraka: Hehe, well, I just wanted to thnk u agen for saving me frm that robot! (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

 

Midoriya: Ur welcome!! Tnx for saving me 2!! ⊂(・ヮ・⊂) 

 

Midoriya: So, basically, we’re both totally awesome (*≧▽≦)ノシ))

 

Uraraka:   Lol, basically, yes ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧

 

Midoriya: ⌒゚(❀>◞౪◟<)゚⌒

 

Uraraka: I notice u luv to use kaomojis too ( 」。╹o╹。)」

 

Uraraka: my kaomoji friend!! ───==≡≡ΣΣ(っ´∀`)っ

 

Midoriya: Yaaasss i do ╰(◉ᾥ◉)╯

 

Midoriya: Kacchan hates it wen i use em (´;д;`)

 

Midoriya: Bt I loooove them ♡✧( ु•⌄• )

 

Midoriya: They’re so CUTE ヾ(o✪‿✪o)シ 

 

Uraraka: Right?? 

 

Urakara : omg, look at this one (^˵◕ω◕˵^)

 

Uraraka: kitty!!  (^˵◕ω◕˵^)

 

Midoriya: kitty!!! (^˵◕ω◕˵^)

 

Midoriya : it’s so cuuute!! (❤ω❤)

 

Midoriya: idk how kacchan can resist tbh (メ・ん・)?

 

Midoriya : i just know he has a soft gooey center inside his rocky outer shell ε-(‘ヘ´○)┓

 

Midoriya : that just YEARNS to use kaomojis as well ლ(・ヮ・ლ) 

 

Uraraka: who is ‘kacchan’ btw (・・ ) ?

 

Uraraka: n wdym wit d “gooey inner shell in a rocky outer shell‘ part? 

 

Uraraka: *center, srry. 

 

Midoriya: ah, right. He’s my… childhood friend, i guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Midoriya: we’ve known each other forever

 

Midoriya: at first glance tho he’s like… kinda scary? ψ(▼へ▼メ)~→

 

Midoriya: picture a very angry n violent pomeranian 

 

Midoriya : cuz he’s got spiky (fluffy) blonde hair 

 

Midoriya : n his bark is worse than his bite ∪・ω・∪

 

Uraraka : omg     (o_O)

 

Uraraka: ur friend sounds… interesting

 

Midoriya : u’ll meet him soon too! ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

 

Midoriya : he also applied n got into UA

 

Midoriya : he’s also in class 1-A with us \(▽ ̄ \ ( ̄▽ ̄) /  ̄▽)/

 

Uraraka : woah, really?! ヽ(°〇°)ノ

 

Uraraka : that’s great!!

 

Uraraka : it’s so nice that the two of u both got in! (*^ω^)人(^ω^*)

 

Midoriya : yup! we’ve always been in the same class since preschool lol

 

Uraraka : awww, that’s so sweet! ╰(*´︶`*)╯

 

Uraraka : now u’ll be together in UA too!

 

Midoriya : yupyup! (^▽^)

 

Midoriya : we live in the same neighborhood too, lol

 

Midoriya : so we often walk to n from school together too

 

Midoriya : i’d ask if u wanna walk with us bt—

 

Midoriya : i knw u live pretty far so it doesn't really make sense  ( ̄~ ̄;)

 

Uraraka : yeah (。•́︿•̀。)

 

Midoriya : we cud still meet up halfway tho maybe? 

 

Uraraka : at the station closest to UA? 

 

Midoriya : yh, that cud work! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

 

Uraraka : what abt ur friend, tho?

 

Midoriya : oh yh. I’ll ask kacchan if its ok then

 

Midoriya : lol, he might nt even be there

 

Midoriya : half the time kacchan gets impatient n just ditches me (×_×)⌒☆

 

Midoriya : like he did before (ಥ﹏ಥ)

 

Uraraka: aww (っ´ω`)ノ(╥ω╥)

 

Midoriya : lol, yh, im used to it tho ┐( ̄∀ ̄)┌

 

Midoriya : usu i dnt even notice he’s nt there since im busy testing my quirk atm

 

Uraraka: oh yh, ur quirk. 4 elements in 1, right? It’s incredible!! 

 

Uraraka : u test it out on the way to school??  (・о・) 

 

Midoriya: ah, right!! I forgot to mention abt my quirk

 

Midoriya: 。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。

 

Midoriya: Actually, that’s not my real quirk??  _:(´□`」 ∠):_

 

Midoriya: I didn’t mention it before, but, basically… Elemental Cycle (that’s what i call the quirk w/ 4 elements btw) is just my current quirk

 

Uraraka: ?????

 

Midoriya: my real quirk is called Quirk Change

 

Midoriya : n basically, as the name implies, it lets me change my quirk

 

Midoriya : so, i can change it anytime i wnt, but i cnt choose what i change to

 

Midoriya : (or, well, maybe i sorta can tho? it’s kinda still a ongoing puzzle im experimenting with) σ( ̄、 ̄〃)

 

Midoriya : but basically, yeah, i can change to a random quirk anytime i want

 

Midoriya : tho i usu keep my quirk for at least a week before i change

 

Midoriya : n some quirks, i keep for longer

 

Midoriya : i’ve actually only had Elemental Cycle for lyk 2 weeks

 

Uraraka: …….

 

Uraraka: …….

 

Uraraka : idek what to say???

 

Midoriya : sorry (つ . •́ _ʖ •̀ .)つ

 

Midoriya : i knw its pretty hard to believe (・・;)ゞ

 

Midoriya : bt it’s true!! I swear!!

 

Midoriya : i’d totally show u, bt, well…. 

 

Midoriya : i kinda wanna keep Elemental Cycle for nw ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ

 

Midoriya : cuz once i change, i cnt really change back o(TヘTo)

 

Uraraka : it’s fine!! U dnt need 2 prove anything! 

 

Uraraka : I believe u, Midoriya-kun! (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

 

Uraraka : it’s just a lot to take in, lol ~(>_<~)

 

Uraraka : i’ve never heard of a quirk like that before (O_O)

 

Midoriya : lol yh, me neither 

 

Midoriya : neither of my parents have an even vaguely similar quirk

 

Midoriya : so its like a freak mutation basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Uraraka : wow 

 

Uraraka : bt that makes it even cooler!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

 

Uraraka : actually, it’s even cooler than what i thought ur quirk was!! 

 

Uraraka : u can basically have any quirk!!! (☆▽☆)

 

Midoriya : lol yeah

 

Midoriya : bt dnt be too impressed ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ

 

Midoriya : its really any quirk 

 

Midoriya : a super OP quirk like Elemental Cycle doesn’t really come around a lot

 

Uraraka : oh

 

Uraraka : well still!! (o_ _)ノ彡☆

 

Midoriya : haha yeah     (o^ ^o)

 

Midoriya : i think its super cool too <( ̄︶ ̄)>

 

Midoriya : i think every quirk i’ve ever gotten has been cool in its own way too

 

Uraraka : ooohh (≖ ͜ʖ≖)

 

Uraraka : what quirks have u gotten?? 

 

Midoriya : lol waaaay too many over the years 

 

Midoriya : i’ve had a quirk that gave me extra limbs (it was called Extra Limbs lol)

 

Midoriya : like i cud have an arm on my head or a foot on my back 

 

Uraraka : OMG w(°o°)w

 

Midoriya : i’ve had one where everything i ate tasted like dif candy (i called it Candy Tongue)

 

Uraraka : sweet!! Literally lol (*°▽°*)

 

Midoriya : lol yeah i ate so much “candy” during the 3 wks i had it for (×﹏×)

 

Midoriya : i cudnt touch an actual pc of candy for like… yrs after?? (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

 

Uraraka : awww (。•́︿•̀。)

 

Uraraka : at least u saved urself cavities!!

 

Midoriya : haha, i suppose so

 

Midoriya : i’ve got all the quirks ive ever had all written in my quirk ntbks actually

 

Midoriya : u cud take a look if u want? (*^‿^*)

 

Uraraka : oooh yes pls!! o(≧▽≦)o

 

Midoriya : haha okok, i’ll bring em when we meet up ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

 

Midoriya : which… when is that happening? Lol

 

Midoriya : we totally got distracted

 

Uraraka : oh yh lol we did

 

Uraraka : hmm… im nt sure wen im free yet? 

 

Midoriya : its cool, no rush! (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b

 

Midoriya : i kinda just wanna chill for nw anyway (─‿‿─)

 

Midoriya : after that extremely exciting exam we had lol

 

Uraraka : haha yh

 

Uraraka : actually speaking of, i shud probs get to bed soon

 

Uraraka : i’ve got to wake up early tom for a thing

 

Midoriya : ouch (>_<) better go to bed now then

 

Midoriya : Goodnight!! ( ̄o ̄) zzZZzzZZ

 

Uraraka : yh, thanks

 

Uraraka : goodnight! [(--)]..zzZ

Notes:

....the kaomojis were honestly the hardest/longest (yet most worth it) part of writing this. I really gotta go download an app or keyboard or something if im seriously gonna keep this up bc copying it from a website when writing on an ipad is NOT a great idea

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EDIT: I’m currently unemployed, and doing art & writing commissions while I look for work. Please DM me on twitter/IG/tumblr @kahlen369 for any inquiries <3

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