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AllMight created the chatroom “Pro Heroes”
AllMight added Technician, Eraserhead and 12 others
AllMight: Hello fellow heroes!!!
FlamingHot left the chatroom
Youth: there goes Enji
TREE_POWERS_ACTIVATE: what is this and why am I here?
Technician: I’m dealing with Hatsume again, so i don't have time for this
McCree: what was the purpose of creating this Yagi?
AllMight: to bond with our fellow heroes!!! I told young Midoriya to do the same but with Class 1A
Eraserhead: you told my students to creatE a chat room where they can all talk together and make plans and schemes?
AllMight: yes!
AllMight: is that a bad thing?
Eraserhead: for everyone else in existence? No. for me? Probably.
I-want-to-see-you-turn-into-a-giant-woman: Don’t be like that Shouta!!!! You’re students are wonderful!!!!!
TREE_POWERS_ACTIVATE: what’s with the username Yuu?
I-want-to-see-you-turn-into-a-giant-woman: should I change it? Is it too long?
TREE_POWERS_ACTIVATE: kind of.
I-want-to-see-you-turn-into-a-giant-woman changed their username to GiantWoman
GiantWoman: better?
TREE_POWERS_ACTIVATE: yes
UpDogg: Yagi! Why did you want us to whatever you said!!!!??
AllMight: because the more well-bonded and connected we are!!!! The better heroes we will become!!!!
Eraserhead: But i don't like any Of you
UpDogg: SHOUTA I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU HERE!!!! HEY!!!
Eraserhead has left the chatroom
AllMight has added Eraserhead to the chatroom
McCree: do you guys hear that?
Eraserhead: you mean the angry shouts and explosions of Bakugou and the screams of Midoriya?
Eraserhead: if i have to deal with it then no, I don't hear anything.
AllMight: Those two never seem to stop fighting! I wonder what it could be this time!!!
Eraserhead: i entirely blame you for suggesting that Midoriya should make a chatroom involving the whole class. I bet whatever it is, is because of such.
LoudMouth: uh, you guys, the fire alarms went off should i make an announement?
Eraserhead: announcement for what? “Bakugou stop killing Midoriya”?
LoudMouth: probably?
Erasrhead: i’m not dealing with this! I’m going back to bed
AllMight: it’s 2 in the afternoon……
Eraserhead: i am going to sleep!!!
LoudMouth: Shouta, we should probably go help Midoriya, it’s not okay for this to hapen
Eraserhead: UGH FINE BUT ONLY BECAUSE I CAN’T SLEEP LIKE THIS
Youth: you two have fun~
AllMight: i wonder what is was this time
Youth: what’s that mean?
AllMight: i mean, normally youg Bakugou only attacks Young Midoriya if there is even such a small reason. So i wonder what the reason was this time
Youth: they’re just young children, such excitement flows through their body it’s so refreshing~
AllMight: you’re talking about children
Youth: a yes!
LoudMouth: Recovery Girl, may you help us bring Midoriya and Uraraka to your office? They are severely hurt
RecoveryGirl: why yes, of course I’ll help
AllMight: they’re that badly beaten up?
Eraserhead: i still blame you for this
AllMight: well where is young Bakugou then?
Eraserhead: todoroki froze him in a giant cube of ice and Uraraka and Midoriya almost faced death, I repeat, I BLAME YOU
AllMight: why is this my fault?
Eraserhead: well, considering i asked Tsuyu if she knew why this had happened and she responded with “Midoriya was teasing him over text about some things.” This is your fault.
AllMight: did she say why he was teasing him?
Eraserhead: no, but I’m betting with it’s why Kirishima is yelling at Todoroki to unfreeze Bakugou
LoudMouth: Shouta! We need your help put your phone down
Eraserhead: i blame you All Might
AllMight: i do not understand how a simple chat room would affect them this much? And why does this have to do with Kirishima?
Youth: oh, that much is obvious
AllMight: pardon?
Youth: your students all love each other in more ways than just friendship alone and are willing to fight for each other it’s so wonderful~~~
AllMight: What?
McCree: she’s saying that your students have crushes on each other
AllMight: what? Like who?
Don't-walk-on-me: well, for starters the most obvious are Todoroki and Midoriya liking each other.
Youth: Ishiyama! Nice of you to join!!!
AllMight: Young Midoriya and Young Todoroki? I don't think so, aren’t they just friends?
McCree: yagi….. I have a question
AllMight: yes?
McCree: are you a dumbass?
AllMight: that was considerably rude
McCree: i’m just saying, they’re the most obvious thing ever, it’s like looking at Aizawa and Yamada
AllMight: what?
Youth: oh dear, we need to educate him
Don't-walk-one-me: yes, it seems so
GottaGoFast: what is this and why?
Youth: oh you finally logged on!!!
AllMight: Tensei! It is a pro-hero chat!
GottaGoFast: okay but why?
AllMight: so we can bond!!!!
Youth: Tensei, you agree with us that there is definitely a lot of people pining on each other in Class 1a, right?
GottaGoFast: oh yeah, definitely, and Class 1B too.
Youth: we need to educate Yagi though because he couldn’t see that Midoriya and Todoroki liked each other.
GottaGoFast: how can he not it’s as obvious as Kirishima and Bakugou’s crushes on each other
AlMight: wait, Young Bakugou likes Young Kirishima?
GottaGoFast: dear lord
RecoveryGirl: Uraraka and Midoriya woke up, but they’re on their phones now
AllMight: they are probably bonding with their classmates
RecoveryGirl: they look scared so that might be bad. Well, Midoriya mostly. I’m going to check to make sure all their vital and everything are correct
LoudMouth: I just bumped into Hagakure, she was sneaking after Kirishima, should i be worried?
McCree: i mean, she sneaks around all the time, this is normal
Eraserhead: i’m pretty sure that she’s just going to spy on Kirishima and Bakugou, but i don't care I’m going to bed
LoudMouth: AW! Shouta! C’mon and hang out we can talk or wahtever!!! You don't need to sleep!
Eraserhead: No i’m going to sleep
LoudMouth: alrighty then!
Youth: okay, anyway, onto educating Yagi
LoudMouth: What are we educating him on?
McCree: apparently his classmates rlationships
LoudMouth: oh! Don't forget to add Kaminari and Sero!!! They just started dating today!!!!
AllMight: wait, Kaminari and Sero?
Youth: yes. Also, Ojirou and Hagakure. They’re so cute! Ojirou claims she’s the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen!!!
Don't-walk-on-me: yeah, I guess hey are cute. I’m pretty sure Shouji and Tokoyami are dating, but I’m not sure
AllMight: wait, I don't understand i thought they were all just friends?
Youth: that’s the beauty of teens!!!! Their friendships slowly morph into a beautiful love!!!!
GottaGoFast: Tsuyu and Uraraka are dating, but they’ve done nothing at all to keeps that a secret
McCree: also, the girl with the creation quirk and the girl with the earbuds attached to her ear are dating too.
AllMight: Yaoyorozu and Kyoka?
McCree: yeah, those ones
LoudMouth: And then Aoyama and Ashido like each other too
Eraserhead: the sparkle kids is what is i call them.
Eraserhead: also my son is pining after Monoma or whatever from class 1B
UpDogg: oh!!!! Hey, You know who we should add since you mentioned class 1B?
UpDogg added BloodKing to the chatroom
BloodKing: what is this
Eraserhead: hello vlad, it’s a chat room yagi created
BloodKing: with the purpose of what, why did h create this chatroom
AllMight: I wanted us to all bond together and become even better heroes than we are!
BloodKing: yes, but we also have jobs we need to attend to and we work as heroes.
AllMight: I understand that! So we can talk when we’re not busy
BloodKing i just noticed but you added Best Jeanist to this
AllMight: yes
BloodKing: he’ll be the busiest you know
Youth: We know but he’ll pop in from time to time!!!
Best_Jeanist: No, I’m muting this so i never have to worry about this i’m in the middle of a meeting. Good bye.
BloodKing: see?
LoudMouth: Wait, Shinsou likes Monoma?
Eraserhead: that was delayed
Eraserhead: but yeah, he keeps talking about him likes he’s some prince or whatever
LoudMouth: i never took Shinsou for a romantic
Eraserhead: i didn't raise him to be a romantic
Eraserhead: i’m gonna leave now. You guys didn't let me get any sleep so i’m going to now.
LoudMouth: Uraraka’s asking me to tutor her, she’s failing in English at the moment.
Youth: i have papers i need to grade
GottaGoFast: you guys have fun being teachers, i’m going to play some video games
AllMight: well then! See you all next time we chat!!!
To be continued