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WonderWoman2.0: EVERYONE~~~
McCree: ????
WonderWoman2.0: were back in action! The authors hiatus is over! Our story continues!!!!
RadioHead: fucking finally!!!!
MyGenderIsSpace: hey, the authors computer broke okay, she's resorted to writing on her phone just because she wanted to continue the story so bad. And she's still got a lot on her plate, okay man, so updates may be slow
RadioHead: BUT OUR STORY CONTINUES! WHOOOOOOO
AllMight: what are guys talking about????
RadioHead: THIS CHAPTER BEGINS
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WonderWoman2.0: I JIST GOT RESERVED SEATS FOR FOUR AT THAT NEW RESTAURANT, SNIPEY!!!
McCree: why four???
WonderWoman2.0: OH NO DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU????
WonderWoman2.0: Noamasa asked Yagi if they could "hang out" at the new restaurant. Its like a double date!!!!
AllMight: me and noamasa aren't dating
KimPossible: not yet
AllMight: what?
KimPossible has deleted one message
KimPossible: nothing
KimPossible: do you wanna come over to my house first Toshi so I can drive us there?
AllMight: sure
WonderWoman2.0: AH! THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN!!! I wish there were more couples amoung our friends though so it could be one big celebration!
Technician: someone tell Aizawa and Yamada to take a goddamn break for fucks sake
Gotta Go Fast: are they still going through the security footage?
Technician: have been for the past eleven hours since e Yamadas rescue
FlappyFlappyBitch: what's going on with everyone today? Give me something to do heroing is BOR-RING!
FlamingHot: you haven't done anything
FlappyFlappBtich: exCUSE me, but I had to take pictures and sign autographs allllll day for my fans, my wrist hurts sooooo badly
FlamingHot: that's not doing anything g hero wise
FlappyFlappyBitch: you're just upset no one ask YOU to sign any of their stuff
FlappyFlappyBitch: oh that's right, its because you don't have any fans, they ALL love ME
WonderWoman2.0: wait but I thought YOU were one of his fans
FlappyFlappyBitch: what no you've never heard that just a rumor!
TREE-POWERS-ACTIVATE: yeah no she's right for once don't you have an Endeavor plushy somewhere?
FlappyFlappyBitch: HAHAHHAHA funny JOKE you guys how hilarious!!!!
WonderWoman2.0: "for once"?
FlappyFlappyBitch: I (cu) HAVE (t) NO (it) CLUE (ou) WHAT (t) YOURE (gu) TALKING (ys) ABOUT
FlamingHot: cause that's not suspicious at allll
FlappyFlappyBitch: I am NOT your fan old man!!!
FlamingHot: /I/ never said you were
FlappyFlappyBitch: UH SHIT FUCK UH-
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WonderWoman2.0 fucking bitch get back here
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Eraserhead: I think its Kaminari
GottaGoFast: what
Eraserhead: the other traitor I mean
FlappyFlappBitch: HEY LETS TALK ABOUT THAT NOW!!!
AllMight: what makes you think that?
FlappyFlappyBitch: yeah I thought you said you didn't want it to be another student of yours
FlappyFlappyBitch: also isn't he the dumb one?
Eraserhead: that could be just him playing it off, he's not school smart, but so far of what I've seen he IS street smart
Eraserhead: but I also don't believe he's wanting to do this either, he may be being threatened
AllMight: well what makes you think that he may be the traitor?
Eraserhead: well as we were going through the surveillance cameras, he kept sneaking offto a corner talking to someine on the phone and right before the kamino incident, like the moment before we left he's talking to someone on the phone and since yamada can read lips he informed me that Kaminari had been giving out the address of where we were going to someone named "touya"
FlamingHot: wait touya?
Eraserhead: and also I asked the wild wild pussycats for the surveillance footage from the training camera and Kaminari had never gone to his bed to sleep that night
Eraserhead: yes Touya, why does that sound familiar to you Endeavor?
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FlappyFlappyBitch: so uh, as a person who KNOWS who Touya is IMA just uh, duck out. QUACK
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AllMight: what was all that about?
Eraserhead: so yeah yamada now I'm going to let shouta take a nap, he hasn't slept all night and we'll get back to you, as much as I don't want Kaminari to be the traitor hes our only lead rn. Also, I wouldn't bother endeavor about the touya situation he seemed really shaken up about it and he never really show emotion so I would leave him be, Yagi Kayama nomasa and snipe go have your double date and everyone else resume what they were doing. Unless Kaminari makes a move against us we should leave him alone, he looked really upset every time he called them and I really do believe he's a good kid
McCree: okay, I'll believe it too if you guys do
WonderWoman2.0: WHOS READY FOR DATE NIGHT WHOOOO
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ERASERHEAD: ugh Monoma just added me to his frickin group chat I'll be back
Technician: its fucking three am why's he texting you?
Technician:
Technician: no one?
BloodKing: I think its because Shinsou doesn't sleep, like at all but he's been super hyper today
Technician: ah okay thanks Kan
BloodKing: no problem Higari
Eraserhead: ugh, Shinsous not sleeping and Monoma wanted helping putting him to sleep cause he was keeping him up
Eraserhead: wait that implies they were in the same room tf
GottaGoFast: just leave them be okay? Also get some sleep you need it
Eraserhead: you and yamada both FIIIINE
GottaGoFast: okay, so before this chapter ends, what's with you two you constantly refer to each other by first name
BloodKing: nothing wdym
Technician: you're always suspicious of everything tensei
GottaGoFast: are you two seriously not gonna tell me?
BloodKing: nope bye
GottaGoFast: you can't both sign off-
GottaGoFast: seriously everyone signed off?
GottaGoFast: I'm all alone. All by myself.
GottaGoFast: that's Spamalot guys, pretty good musical
GottaGoFast: annnnnd I'm still on my own