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Alfred stares at him. It’s in the same way he does when Bruce has not taken off the suit in three days. Bruce doesn’t think this is at all warranting that level of judgement or concern.
“Oh?” Alfred says, after a good ten seconds. “May I enquire why, sir?”
“B’s being a petty bitch,” Dick informs him, appearing behind Bruce’s legs.
“Language,” Bruce says on instinct. “There’s a baking sale. And Dick’s stall will win.”
“I did not realise bake sales were a competitive sport,” Alfred says.
“Tell that to Candace Pearson-Scott,” Bruce says.
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as a wise man once said, if you don't think Bruce Wayne's greatest nemesis isn't the Joker, but the fakest housewife in the Batkids PTA chapter, I don't know what to tell you.
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25 Jun 2026
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Jason is both annoyed and weirdly flattered when the replacement turns up to ask him for help. He mentally rearranges his calendar so he can be free Wednesday evening and says, “No, fuck off, I have very important business going on.”
Tim eyes his 72” TV playing Japanese wrestling more judgmentally than it really deserves.
“Important crime things,” Jason emphasizes. “Make Wingdick do it.”Jason doesn't think much of it when Tim needs his help, or Damian moves in, or even when Dick turns up looking beat all to hell. But at some point he realizes that he might be the best option his brothers have to recover from the cycle of violence that Batman has set up, and all he can think is that things were much easier when he was the villain.
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24 Jun 2026
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Gaggle of Bastards by Nation_Ustria for NyxAeternus23
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 Sep 2025
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Onscreen, the reporter does the typical introduction spiel, then turns to the party crasher. “You and your associates have been remarkably candid about who you are while you’ve crashed galas all over the tri-state area tonight, but would you introduce yourselves one more time, this time for the record?”
The party crasher grins, bright and mischievous, but there’s a glint in his eyes that makes some part of Bruce think predator. “Sure thing! I’m Jason Todd-Wayne, and me and the others are Bruce Wayne’s gaggle of bastard children.”
Bruce chokes.
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Thanks to a magician landing a lucky shot, all memory of the Batkids gets erased from the world.
They decide to make it absolutely everyone’s problem.
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24 Jun 2026
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Jason’s big comeback plan goes off the rails. Jason’s unplanned sibling acquisition goes well!
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18 Jun 2026
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From the Shadows by Wolfsbanesparks
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics)
09 Jul 2021
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All Billy Batson wanted was to survive a particularly rough week living on the streets of Fawcett City. The last thing he was looking for was a new family.
All Bruce Wayne wanted was to learn a bit more about his upbeat teammate under the guise of official Wayne Enterprises business. But he could never turn his back on a child in need. Especially one as surrounded by mystery as Billy.
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Billy gets adopted by the Batfamily while trying to deal with a strong magical enemy.
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29 May 2026