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Kakashi is many things but Ino doesn't expect him to be anything to her.
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06 Jul 2026
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Sasuke and Kakashi embark on a two-man mission to deceive the village into thinking they're each taken - by each other.
(Ideally, several times a day.)
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06 Jul 2026
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When Kakashi had accepted Obito's gift, he hadn't had time to think of the consequences. Returning to Konoha and the Uchiha clan's wrath, he finds he can no longer remain on his island of one when he's betrothed to the clan head's child as a gesture of loyalty.
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06 Jul 2026
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Hinata is twenty-six and trying to move on from the past. The last thing she wants is exactly what she gets: a one-way ticket back to her childhood, only this time, Sasuke's frightening older brother is around, and she doesn't know if she should save him or stop him. Little does she know, Itachi has plans of his own...
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05 Jul 2026
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Naruto is ABSOLUTELY not one of these so-called "dragon phemes," thank you very much, and she'll be on her way back to the city and far away from these dragonfolk just as soon as she recovers from her brief, humiliating stint as a dragon-fighting gladiator. She most certainly has no desire to stay, no interest in this Kakashi character, and no belief whatsoever that the rune on her belly could possibly mean that she's meant to become a mother of dragons.
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- Part 12 of ~Ochi's Kinktober Collection~
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03 Jul 2026
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“Well,” Naruto told the wall, her tone casual. “That’ll work. I only need to do this once to prevent lasting damage from spending my heat unmated. You can go. … Thanks, sensei. If you flare your chakra twice, they’ll come get you.”
Kakashi stared at the back of her head for a fraction of a second too long. “No problem,” he told her truthfully, turning to discard of the condom in the empty trash can by the door. He’d have done literally anything for her. “See you around.”
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Two emotionally repressed, paranoid shinobi try to Communicate™️ an Feeling™️ and/or Emotion™️ to one another, to profoundly limited success.
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03 Jul 2026
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Unlike many other high school health teachers who still followed the same tired, outdated curriculum from the 90s, Dan Johnson continually updated his curriculum to match current health trends, both nationwide and in the surrounding area. Looking up into the flushed, increasingly panicked face of his former student, a statistic flashed into his head: In the past two years, more than 35% of sexually mature male centaurs have developed a largely benign but emotionally distressing new condition called spontaneous involuntary ejaculation disorder (SIED for short).
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02 Jul 2026
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When her long-delayed presentation as an omega becomes inevitable and heat is upon her, newly powerless Uzumaki Naruto seeks out the protection of the most powerful beta she knows: her sensei, the Copy Ninja.
It does not occur to her that Kakashi may not, in fact, be a beta until it's too late.
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Kakashi's face was uncovered and there was blood on his shockingly revealed lips, she noted blearily, staring at his handsome jaw, his elegant albeit somewhat crooked nose, his strong chin. When she managed to drag her gaze up, his eyes—which were usually a pretty grey—were black, his pupils blown out so that only the barest hint of his irises were visible, like staring into an eclipse. He was still throbbing and twitching inside her, still grinding his come deeper into her body, and when his nearly awed gaze drifted down towards the pain throbbing at the juncture of her shoulder, Naruto remembered why there was blood on his lips.
He’d just claimed her.
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01 Jul 2026
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tricks up my sleeve by shakespearedidnothavecumsh0ts (loginhasbeentaken)
Fandoms: The Brothers Sun (TV)
27 Jan 2024
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It wasn’t uncommon for June to want to murder her sister, May. It was something she joked about often, but when her blind date turned out to be the one pornstar she had a crush on? The twenty-five to life charge didn’t seem too bad.
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06 May 2026
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i wake in the night, i pace like a ghost by crookedsilence
Fandoms: The Brothers Sun (TV)
22 Feb 2024
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Charles wakes with a start, heart pounding. Above him, the ceiling is the same as it was the last time he woke up, and the time before that, and the time before that, too.
“What the fuck.”
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05 May 2026
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the way we're moving like introducing us to a new thing by crookedsilence
Fandoms: The Brothers Sun (TV)
26 Jan 2024
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The first time is an accident.
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05 May 2026
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“The floo flashed green and Charlie tumbled out into Theo’s bedroom. Theo was holding his breath and chewing his lower lip and staring all at once. He hadn’t unblocked the bedroom floo in years. Charlie’s loose curls looked windswept, his freckled face expectant. He was already starting to smile.”—Chapter 21, BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
A one shot about what happens when Theo Nott lets Charlie Weasley into his haunted house, inspired by BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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- Part 4 of Related to BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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26 Feb 2026
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THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES by WhatMurdah
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2025
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26 Feb 2026
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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26 Feb 2026
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the small weird loves by ohwickedsoul
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 May 2021
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Denki is twenty five. Denki is sixteen and kissing Bakugo Katsuki. Denki is seventeen and closing his eyes so he doesn’t have to look at the long line of Sero Hanta’s neck. Denki is eighteen and tracing the imprints of Monoma Neito’s teeth. Denki is nineteen and touching Kyouka Jirou’s face. Denki is twenty one and whispering into Izuku Midoriya’s freckled ear. Denki is is twenty two and pressing the tips of his fingers to the edge of Shouto Todoroki’s scar.
Denki is twenty five and alone, and thinking, maybe it’s better this way.
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25 Feb 2026
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landscape after cruelty by ohwickedsoul
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2020
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“Bakugo, you need to update your costume.” Kirishima said, “There’s this one dude in the support class- he’s got a literal waiting list, that’s how good he is- but he did my new upgrade."
“Yeah,” Bakugo sighs and leans back on his hands, staring at the bracer. “I know. I’ll go,” his mouth twists a little. “I’ll go tomorrow. This is just- this is my design you know?” he’s not explaining himself very well, and refuses to look at Kirishima.
“It can be hard to give up your first hero design, and you did a great job,” Kirishima said. “You definitely had the best one out of all of us when we first got our costumes."
Bakugo hunched his shoulders. “I didn’t design it,” he grumbled.
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25 Feb 2026
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Want it All by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Nov 2019
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“Hey, so..." Eijirou grins. "Can we ask you guys a question?"
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- Part 2 of BNHA Pro-Hero Au
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- 29,365
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- 3/3
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- 26
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14 Feb 2026
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Spyderwebs by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2023
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Katsuki and Izuku are tasked with an undercover mission as a couple aboard a luxury cruise ship. The problem is, they haven't seen each other in years.
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- 8/8
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14 Feb 2026
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Moniker of Seven by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Dec 2024
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While playing videogames with their friends, Izuku and Katsuki learn that one of their headsets has a broken mute-button.
One dumb night shuffles their house of cards.
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- 15/15
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12 Feb 2026
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Bonnie & Klein by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 May 2022
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Greenhorn pro-heroes Izuku and Katsuki get thrown into a future where they're happily dating. To Izuku, it's like waking up into a dream. To Katsuki, it's a living nightmare.
Izuku struggles to cope with this.
Or; this is how their future selves knock some sense into the wonder duo.
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- 7/7
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12 Feb 2026