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- Part 1 of stolitz schlocktober
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Namjoo gets fed. Yoonji might enjoy the process even more than her girlfriend does.
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There's something about the set of her body that sends a little spark of excitement down Taeyeon's spine, something controlled and sly and very familiar. “What-”
“Shhh. Listen.” Jimin holds up a finger for silence. Tae catches the very edge of some soft, slick noise threading its way out from under the door, and her heart jumps in her chest. Oh. Tonight's one of those nights.
“Is that-?”
Jimin shrugs, something wicked dancing in her eyes. “If you're going to be so late, Tae, you can't expect us to wait for you. You know Junghee’s far too needy for that.”
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kim namjoon has a very vivid imagination and absolutely no chill by zamothac
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
13 Jan 2018
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Agreeing to work on a movie with art-school oddball Kim Taehyung is the kind of thing that leaps from script-editing to pacing outside a sex shop giving yourself a pep talk way too fast for Namjoon's liking.
“Come on, Namjoon. You can do it. It's an adult store, and you're an adult, and you can do this. Just walk right in there, buy a silicone dick, and walk right back out again. Easy.”
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the vaults are full, the fire is bold by ausditl (zamothac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
25 Dec 2017
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They’re crowded into the too-small secret space behind the one-eyed witch statue’s hump, giggling and giddy, sharing swigs of the Firewhiskey Phil somehow managed to convince his brother to smuggle to him. Dan is flushed pink - due entirely to the enchanted alcohol burning its way towards his stomach, he tells himself, certainly not because Phil's head is on his shoulder and Phil's hand is brushing Dan’s and Phil's body heat is seeping through two layers of shirt and warming Dan from the outside in.
snapshots from dan and phil's life at hogwarts
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eh, it’ll probably be fine, stop worrying so much by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
11 Jun 2026
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Jackson comes to in the passenger seat of his own car, parked in the driveway of the March house, Holland at the wheel and bitching at him. "Just my fucking luck the universe saddles me with two of you. Emma reacted the exact same way when she found out I was pregnant with Holly. I'm telling you the exact same way except she hit her head on the way down and when she woke up she forgot what the doctor said so I had to break the news to her again and guess what she did next! Guess!"
"Based on her previous behaviors and my own current experiences," Jackson says, groggy and out of sorts, "I’m assuming she passed out again."
"Bingo!" March points a finger gun at him and winks as he shuts off the engine and hops out of Jack's car. He leans through the open window to ask, "You remember what the doctor said, right? I don't have to repeat anything."
"No, I think I'm all caught up on the situation."
so holland's gotten himself knocked up with jackson's baby and it's all pretty complicated except in all the ways it's all pretty simple
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you might be thinking too much about it, ever think about that? by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 May 2026
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But anyway the point is that the rest of his life blew up with his house. Their families came out to the funeral and, well, they didn't really get it. It wasn't simple to them. What could be more simple than Emma's name carved into stone, Holland isn't too sure, but it is what it is. They tried to get Holland sent to some hospital for queers and tried to take Holly from him and neither of those things happened, but he's never going to see his parents again or his brothers.
But now there's Healy.
Now, March has never felt this way about a man before and he got in his head about it for a while until he saw Healy knock out their client's soon-to-be ex-husband with one punch and then throw March over his shoulder like he was a half-empty sack of potatoes and his dormant and grieving libido woke up and went, "Okay, this one! It's this one! Gender is a social construct, as you very well know, and you want this one to rail you into next Sunday, please and thank you!"
so march has a vagina and everyone always makes that so complicated. he and his wife thought it was pretty simple, all things considered. maybe healy will too?
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It is four in the afternoon. Holland March is six weeks and four days into his second attempt at sobriety when his late wife's parents come knocking.
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or, Holland gets a visit from the in-laws and a new perspective on his relationshipBookmarked by zamothac
05 Jul 2026
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March has some frustrating tendencies, and Healy tries to take him down a few notches
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understand that it's the truth (i'd give it up for you) by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
28 May 2026
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"It’s gonna hurt. Just get to it.”
And that really brings Healy up short. Because once again, something has happened in March’s mind that he can’t understand. Or, at least, Healy hopes he doesn’t understand. Because if he does that’s somehow even worse.
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March hasn't had the best experiences with sex in the past. Healy sets out to change his mind.
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