youaredespicable
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there's so much to say (that's been said before) by youaredespicable
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series), MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series)
21 Feb 2026
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an aphmauverse drabble collection!
taking requests!
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a claim that never was by ladyofthe11thsea (youaredespicable) for Laleen
Fandoms: Ever After High
24 Jan 2026
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In which, Alistair is Apple's knight in not-so shining armour, and it fails miserably.
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old friends fucking!!!! its kind of expected, only so much can be spoken about before it becomes sex.
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there is something to be said, about millennias gone by, about words left unsaid.
there is something to be whispered, something to be heard.
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Dark Cacao Cookie and Peach Blossom Cookie met, they had nothing short of a tryst under a peach bao tree. He left.
Peach Blossom Cookie wants more.
Recent series
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Country Humans by orphan_account, youaredespicable
Fandom Country Humans - Fandom, CountryHumans
12 Aug 2019
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A bunch of different country human concepts all series'ed!
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- 3,657
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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Guides
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- English
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Bookmarked by youaredespicable
30 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This was so cute and so lovely. Everything you want in a varflins fanfiction if I do say so myself.
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In the forlorn, winter-coated forests on the outskirts of Snezhnaya, Capitano finds an unconscious reader freezing to death outside their desolate cottage. Overcome by intense emotions to reconnect with his past, he takes her back to his tent.
I strongly suggest to allow work skins when reading this fic
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“I won’t allow you to mark me. I am not seeking to be claimed or mated. This is just…”
“Casual sex,” Tomo finishes for him, in a rather crude, but entirely Tomo way of describing the situation. “No strings attached, got it. What’s your second rule?”
“This...arrangement. I don’t want it to affect our friendship. I don’t want us to change.”
At this, Tomo smiles at him, warm and slightly crooked, familiar in a way that dissolves the last of the hesitation in Kazuha’s heart. “Wouldn’t dream of it, Princess.”
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Kazuha requires a convenient method of dealing with his heats. Tomo is conveniently present. Naturally, they come to an agreement, of sorts.
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- English
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Bookmarked by youaredespicable
23 Jan 2024
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A mysterious object in Bellatrix's vault sends Harry, Ron and Hermione spinning into the past and to a Hogwarts like none they know.
Posing as students, Harry catches the eye of the Head Boy, Tom Riddle, who is nothing like the Voldemort of the future. He's charming and sly and manipulative; both brillant and deadly.It isn’t long before they’re tangled in a game more intricate than anything before. A game of heightened stakes, of tension, and the odds are stacked against Harry. With the threads of the future unravelling, can Harry make it out intact? And what is the cost, of truly getting close to Tom?
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- English
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- 277,747
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- 51/51
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Bookmarked by youaredespicable
05 Jan 2024
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Either must die at the hand of the other by Metalomagnetic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2022
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Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.
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- Part 1 of Either must die
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- English
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- 260,011
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 49
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Bookmarked by youaredespicable
28 Nov 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
LOVE LOVE LOVE THE CHARACTERISATION IN THIS♡♡♡♡♡
absolutely phenomenal work of art and its so refrrshing in its own way.
pleasure to read♡