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    "Cheers for the crisps," Lando added, a bit quieter. "Dunno why you hate them. Your taste buds are broken."

    "Only thing that's broken here is you, mate," Oscar replied, exhaling out an amused huff of air.

    "Anything I can do? Dump a bucket of cold water over you?" His tone made it obvious that he was just teasing, but after a moment of considering whether it would be crossing a line, he added, "or, you want a massage?"

    Oscar took another drink of water before setting it back down on the TV stand next to him, still watching Lando carefully even though his face hadn't moved from where it was buried into the pillow. He kept his expression carefully neutral, not wanting to make the offer seem weirder than it probably - definitely - already was.

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    Oscar gives Lando a handjob and it almost ruins everything

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Ray had sworn he'd been a dead man. His ticket had gotten punched. Three warnings to forty-seven, and he was more than sure that he'd die. He was ready to give it all up for Pete. He trusted him with his idea in taking out the Major. And when Pete was ready to give his own life up to make sure Ray's idea happened, he knew he had to do the same.

    He falls unconscious due to his gun shot wounds, believing that he has succumbed to his injuries. Despite that, Ray finds himself waking in an unfamiliar room and a hazy memory of what had happened once the Walk had ended. The only thing he's sure of? He loves Pete - that wouldn't change. But there was no reason he should be alive, not if Pete was the winner.

    Not until he finds out that Pete's one wish was his life.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    Everyone in the paddock is used to the McLaren driver who can change his form into that of a golden retriever: Lando Norris. The dog manages to win over everyone with his playful and friendly personality.

    One day Lando finds something unusual when he is returning to his team's territory: a sleeping koala. He finds himself very interested in meeting the koala and finding out more about him, but it seems that the koala, in addition to sleeping a lot, is very good at disappearing.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    His mind raced, confusion flooding him as he processed the words. Red flag? “Why? What happened?”

    The answer came immediately. sounding more urgent. "We’ll explain in a minute."

    "Who’s the driver?" His chest felt tight, his breath shallow as dread began to settle in. Something wasn’t right and he knew that deep inside of him.

    There was a long pause before the reply came, short. "Just bring the car back, Oscar."

     

    or Lando has a crash and Oscar isn't coping very well

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    30 Jul 2025

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    It’s under-exposed and grainy, clearly caught with frantic hands before either of them had the chance to notice the phone camera pointed at them. Just barely discernible in the low light, Oscar is leaning against the wall outside some nondescript building in Monaco with his head thrown back, laughing in that stupid, exaggerated way he always seems to when Lando Norris is involved. Lando’s not fully facing the camera, but his hair and side profile give him away. He’s pressing a kiss to the corner of Oscar’s mouth, one hand tangled in the hair at the back of his neck while the other rests on his waist. It is, unfortunately, the kind of photo a person could stare at forever. Tangible evidence of a life well-lived and well-loved.

    OR: Oscar and Lando get outed, and the world keeps turning.

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    06 Jul 2025