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    “Hollander,” Ilya replied stiffly, trying his best to school his tone. “You never call me.”

    “I need–nngh–“ he panted out.

    Ilya froze, all of the questions in his head like “What are you doing?” and “Why are you calling me?” and “Why haven’t we spoken in so long?” immediately dissipating because that didn’t matter, not when it sounded like–

    “Are…are you touching yourself, Hollander?” Ilya asked, voice dropping low.

    “N-no,” Shane whimpered and fuck he missed hearing him like this. His thready breaths alone made Ilya grab at his sheets, his dick immediately perking up in interest. “I’m not–I’m not touching. I’m–fuck–”

    “You’re what?” Ilya demanded. “Finish the sentence.”

    “I’m humping a pillow.” The admission hung heavy in the air, and for a split second, Ilya lost all ability to speak.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a vagina and can't get himself off. He calls the one person who can help him.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    23 May 2026

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    Name: Shane M. Hollander
    Sex: Male
    Secondary Sex: Other
    (If other - please elaborate): A3O2 gene mutation
    Age: 22
    Height: 6'0
    Weight: 180 lbs
    Profession: tax auditor
    Gender and Secondary Sex Preferences: M/Alpha

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    Name: Ilya G. Rozanov
    Sex: Male
    Secondary Sex: Alpha
    Age: 28
    Height: 6'3
    Weight: 245 lbs
    Profession: prefer not to answer
    Gender and Secondary Sex Preferences: not picky :)

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    Ilya and Shane meet using a government ABO matching agency. Shane is drawn to the process because he can be open about his genetic mutation while remaining anonymous. The A3O2 genetic mutation presents itself as having both Omega and Alpha secondary sex characteristics. Three time winner of the Stanley Cup, Ilya Rozanov has cemented himself as a titan of the NHL. But it's lonely at the top and he craves the companionship of a partner - a mate.

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    16 May 2026

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    The things I deemed related to the Rozanov sex-tape scandal thingy i wrote and then actually wrote

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    13 May 2026

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    June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.

    Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.

    AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.

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    13 May 2026