xturtle



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,878
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    2,402
    Kudos:
    12,194
    Bookmarks:
    3,611
    Hits:
    115,998

    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.

    So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.

    Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
    Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    18
    Comments:
    1,574
    Kudos:
    19,712
    Bookmarks:
    6,443
    Hits:
    174,393

    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “He still didn’t know when Ilya fucking Rozanov wrangled his way into the Uncle title. No one ran the decision by him, that’s for sure.”

    In which Ilya is an uncle to the Pike children, whether Hayden likes it or not. (Spoiler: He doesn't mind as much as he thinks he does.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    7,898
    Bookmarks:
    1,469
    Hits:
    45,056

    12 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jackie: Just think of it like this:
    Jackie: Let Hayden and Ilya plan your birthday, and then it’s just a few hours on one day in one year that you might have to spend being a little uncomfortable being the center of attention.
    Jackie: …but it could bring us a lifetime of peace.

    Shane: You really think that’s even remotely possible?

    Jackie: Well. They either work together and find common ground, or they kill each other.
    Jackie: Either way, our problem is solved.

    Shane: That’s actually kind of genius.

    Jackie: I know it is. It’s me 😉

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    251
    Kudos:
    7,609
    Bookmarks:
    1,138
    Hits:
    42,616

    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

    --

    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,912
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1,813
    Kudos:
    23,190
    Bookmarks:
    6,303
    Hits:
    167,373

    08 May 2026