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The break-in went flawlessly and the camera is set, and Genie and friends have three hours before the opening shift arrives. All that's left is to do the impossible: push an eight-inch bowling ball into her.
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Rare Kink Buffet 2026 prompt: Watermelon-sized object inserted through cervix with pleasure
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- Part 16 of rkb 2026
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Seventeen fingers, forty pregnancies, zero shits about Kierkegaard. Sage isn't trapped—she's the goddamn best at what she fucking does.
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Rare Kink Buffet 2026 prompt: Hypersexual & hyperfertile young woman in breeding/gangbang setup
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- Part 15 of rkb 2026
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Francesca leaves her farmer husband to train with a reclusive hermit, hoping to heal their dying land. The hermit teaches her that fertility is the root of all druidic magic—and that her body will serve as the soil. Plugs, pumps, cervix sounds, and a magical pregnancy later, the land thrives. She, however, is unrecognizable.
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Rare Kink Buffet 2026 prompt: Magical training through extreme sex
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- Part 14 of rkb 2026
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on your knees and praise your new by xlph for RedcloakLynx
Fandoms: League of Legends (Video Game)
23 May 2026
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They never wanted a brother. Just a set of holes to hang, stuff, and leave dripping in the dark.
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Rare Kink Buffet 2026 prompt: Vagina-having character frog-tied and pulley-fucked
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- Part 13 of rkb 2026
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At first, Cazador seems like salvation: powerful, confident, and unafraid to claim Astarion. Until affection turns conditional, kindness only follows after punishment, and what once felt like care begins to resemble control. Still, Astarion stays—because how do you walk away from the first person who truly saw you?
(oneshot collection of loosely/not really connected ficlets)
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rkb 2026 by xlph
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), League of Legends (Video Game), Original Work
25 May 2026
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right where it hurts (cazstar dead dove kinktober '25) by stolenglow (xlph)
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Nov 2025
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Astarion and Gale are sent to find some noblestalk. Nothing noble results.
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13 Jun 2026
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You make it complicated, love is overrated (and I won't pretend I understand you because) by AnyLikeness
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Jun 2026
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"Excuse me, little doves," said a man. His voice was low and soothing, and it came from behind the two girls. "Would you mind letting me spend some time with him? You're welcome to watch."
Wonderful, Astarion thought bitterly as the girls flitted away giggling. Although, this was what he was brought here for, and maybe if he behaved... relatively... well, he'd get a reward. Theoretically.
"Hello, my dear," said the stranger, enveloping Astarion in the scent of brandy and parchment.
"Well hello, darling," Astarion replied, smiling in a way that felt right. "I'd say you look lovely this evening, but I'm having trouble seeing at the moment."
Astarion plays the role of blindfolded entertainment for the two greatest war mages in Cormyr, and assorted voyeuristic patriars.
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13 Jun 2026
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Sleepy Twink Rough Fucked In The Ass By Huge Dick, 24 Min by SatanicGoose
Fandoms: Original Work
13 Apr 2026
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Darian is just having a normal wank, but the home video he's watching turns out to be of himself, drugged and raped. He does not remember it happening at all. But somehow, the video is the most arousing thing he's ever seen.
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- Part 5 of SatanicGoose's Rare Kink Buffet 2026
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02 Jun 2026
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Still as the cold earth by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Apr 2026
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Cazador likes him on his belly.
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Astarion has failed; his punishment makes this clear enough. But Astarion doesn't know, has never known, what it is he's done wrong.
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06 Jun 2026
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words are very unnecessary by boxingleone for Daxs10thHost
Fandoms: Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
29 Mar 2026
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Sure, Lisa talks again, and it’s easier this way. Easier to get what she wants, what she needs, easier to reach out and touch someone. But when she talks, her voice feels too awkward, too big in her mouth, too much like a stupid little girl’s… and then she thinks it would be better for her, for everyone, to just turn back into that silent, sulking thing swallowed up by her father’s suede jacket. What she likes best about her Creature—she’s taken to calling him that in her head, not that she’d ever fess up to it—is that he doesn’t talk. It means she doesn’t have to, either.
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06 Jun 2026