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Draco had a problem.
It was a Hermione Granger-shaped problem. It walked like Hermione Granger, it talked like Hermione Granger, and (when he was lucky), it chewed him out like Hermione Granger.
But he knew, deep down, that it wasn’t Hermione Granger.
Because there was no way on God’s green earth that Hermione Granger had those fucking tits.
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09 Jul 2026
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HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKKKK leaving you wanting for more
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"The two pink lines on the plastic stick in her hands stared back at her, confirming her worst fears. She couldn’t trust the diagnostic charm when the golden orb fluttered in front of her, so she had resorted to the Muggle method of peeing on a stick. Surely her magic had been interfering with the charm, holding onto the results of someone else from within the hospital.
But lo and behold, it was undeniable.
Pansy Parkinson was pregnant. With Harry Potter’s baby."
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Bookmarked by xiuminscheeks
25 Jun 2026
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so cuuteee first time nako ni nga hansy with a child fic hehe perfect
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Harry and Pansy build a chair—and subsequently, a life—together.
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24 Jun 2026
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goosebumps haha relate kay pansy tlg mare
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Draco comes to the Dai Llewellyn Ward for Serious Bites with, well...a Very Serious Bite.
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Bookmarked by xiuminscheeks
22 Jun 2026
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i can hear draco shrieking omg HAIAHAUAH fun
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Draco objects at a wedding.