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Help! My Nerdy Roomie is Secretly Spider-Man and He's Bleeding All Over the Bathroom! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
09 Jul 2026
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The bathroom itself looks like a murder scene, and there's this whole bathtub-situation— the rim of the tub is, of course, smeared with blood, and the water is darkened with it. And then there’s Peter, head lolled to the side, barely conscious.
Now, it’s one thing for Wade to be strewn out in a blood-filled tub looking half-dead, but his roommate? His un-enhanced, nerdy roommate?
“This isn’t a great look for ya, I’ll be honest,” Wade says, closing the door behind him and striding into the room with all the confidence he can muster. “Deathly-ill-chique went out of fashion at least a hundred years ago.”
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A few months ago, Peter shacked up with Wade Wilson, a.k.a Deadpool, thanks to the heavy "no one wants to live with a mercenary" discount. Though Wade has no care for any sort of secret identity, Peter is still trying to skirt around while pretending that he and Wade aren't close friends in the mask.
Enter the inevitable severe injury with the steel chair! (injury not actually resulting from a steel chair)
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17 Jul 2026
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Fifteen Ways To Say I Love You by wilderwestqueen
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
14 Mar 2016
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“Maybe he has been saying it and you just haven’t been listening.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I just mean that you’ve been waiting for him to say a certain set of words,” Heather says. “A very specific set of words. Have you ever thought that there’s more than one way to say it?”Astrid's boyfriend is pretty much perfect. There's just one problem. Why hasn't he said 'I love you' yet?
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01 Jul 2026
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Jenny loves her Pa, but she’s never been close to him the way Junior is. However, when Ma discovers something that leads to her turning Jenny out, there’s only one place left to turn.
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05 Jun 2026
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Ennis is an old man when the news breaks.
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05 Jun 2026
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Ilya gets injured, Ilya gets high, Ilya goes live, and tells the internet he’s married.
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30 May 2026