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    Super self-indulgent self-insert fics where I'm repeatedly reincarnated into various universes. I'm not going to just play along though, I am going to ensure my favorite characters have let traumatic lives, or you know, go to therapy even once.

    *Edit- I am going to slowly go through and disconnect these fics from each other so they can be stand alone entities. I don't think they were doing a service to each other by being part of a series, but i will keep them in a 'series' until i decide otherwise. I will say which ones I am currently editing.*

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    AU character study using some of my favorite tropes of the Batfam. Unreliable narrators abound, and all of them have their own interpretation of what is going on in universe. All set in the same AU.

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    Stanley laid out some ground rules. “This is how things are gonna go. I can’t let other hitmen nab you and steal my bounty, so I’m stickin’ to you like flies on shit. You’ll be free to move around when I’m with you. But when I leave you alone, you’re getting tied up or locked in the bedroom. When we sleep, you’re getting handcuffed to me. If you have any special requests, I’ll hear them in the morning. But for now we’re goin’ the fuck to sleep.”

    “I have no qualms with any of that,” Xeno said. “But I have to ask, why are you treating me so well? Normally, a person you’re turning in for a bounty wouldn’t be so…indulged.”

    “And you’re awfully relaxed about being kidnapped. You’re so suspicious, I could feel my asshole puckering.” Stanley handcuffed Xeno’s left wrist with a click.
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    Stanley kidnaps his fellow hitman and crime partner Xeno. Xeno is very into it.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Did you hear?” Zoro's ears twitched at the sound of gossip as two omega's passed by the tree he was napping under. "The clinic has two outsiders." 

     

    "No I didn't hear. Who are they and what happened?" The other person quickly asked, Zoro could hear the eagerness in their voice. 

     

    "Well, it looked like a father and son, they were found starving to death on a rock. The father cut off his own leg and gave all the food to his son." Zoro sat up, this was more interesting than a nap. They didn't have many new people in the village.
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    Zoro a Rottweiler hybrid meets Sanji a Turkish Angora hybrid when he and his father come to Zoro's small village after almost dieing. Zoro can't help but to curious about these new people and makes fast friends with the pretty blond boy.

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    30 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    When in doubt, create recipes for your characters. And then cook them and feel warmed. (Cook the recipes. Not the characters. That would not be ideal.)

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Recipes? Um yes, please and thank you! Saving to look over and try later 💜

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    Din doesn't want to be Mand'alor. The Darksaber, that definitely does not whisper to him in the middle of the night, refuses to leave his hand. When Din is finally presented a chance to rid himself of it, promised to a Mandalorian he has never met yet it yearns for him, Din doesn't hesitate to make a deal.

    That may lead to some problems. Din should have hesitated, considering that promise may or may not have come from the ghost of an ancient Mand'alor capable of wizardry.

    Oh well, at least this cop is nice and helpful.

    TLDR : Din doesn't read the fine print, gets flung through space and time, goes through puberty twice as a result, and crash lands at a pivotal point in Jaster Mereel's Journeyman Protector career. Jaster has thoughts about this. Maybe too many thoughts.

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    27 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Let it never be said that Obi-Wan Kenobi is a lucky man.

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    25 Jul 2024