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Nandor flips his sword in his hand and presses the tip to Guillermo’s chin.
Guillermo's breath catches in his throat. Is he going to die here? In a world where he doesn’t belong, in an army who he doesn’t serve, at the hands of a man he doesn’t know?
Nandor lowers his sword, barely grazing the stubble of Guillermo’s neck. He says, “Good fight.”
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In which Nandor never becomes a vampire, and Guillermo gets sent back to 13th century Al-Quolnidar to find his destiny.
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12 Jan 2023
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Alina knows a dangerous man when she sees one.
A scent that lingers, something that can't be hidden even behind ten thousand dollar suits and watches.
Sees Aleksander Morozova and knows she should leave. Should run.
Sees Aleksander Morozova and is filled with a bottomless hunger.
Sees Aleksander Morozova and wants.
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25 Dec 2022
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The only heaven I'll be sent to, is when I'm alone with you by criminalundercover
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
09 Feb 2023
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Alina has heard stories of the monster in the forest all her life. She never imagined he would be this adept at making her blush and scream.
AKA: Cupid and Psyche/Beauty and the Beast retelling (ish)
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- 12/12
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25 Dec 2022
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Every year, a person is chosen—supposedly at random—to be sacrificed to the Kraken, to quell the sea's worst storms and to stop the taking of ships. After his engagement falls apart, Stede is not surprised when his father arranges for this year's sacrifice to be him. The surprise comes later: when the Kraken claims but does not devour him. Instead, it whisks him away to its secret sea cave, where Stede discovers that there is much more to the creature than he was led to believe—and that they have a deeper connection than he could have ever dreamed.
Or: OFMD x Beauty and the Beast x The Little Mermaid x a bodice-ripper
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Bookmarked by wizardstea
29 Sep 2022
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Hob's been having dreams about a pale imitation of his Stranger for years.
Or,
Hob's filled his house with chintz, so to keep it real...
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21 Sep 2022
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“You’re the new blacksmith, right?” The baker says, stepping back behind the counter. Nandor dumbly follows him, watches rapt as he leans on an elbow, face turning in his palm. Coy.
“Yes. You stopped by last week, I remember.” Nandor fumbles with his hands, looking around the little cafe. There’s barely anyone here. They can talk.
“What did you think?”
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A new blacksmith comes to the pier, and Guillermo doesn't know what to do with himself. They take up a whirlwind situationship that gets complicated when he finds out the man is a vampire. Maybe it would be easier if Guillermo didn't want to be one so bad. Maybe it would be easier if Nandor didn't hate himself.
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Bookmarked by wizardstea
13 Sep 2022
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It was a moment of connection for all of them to share, and after a whole night spent on opposite sides of the table, Guillermo, Nandor, and the Djinn finally came together to come together.
The Djinn mixes business with pleasure for the first time. Guillermo becomes the filling of a spit-roast sandwich. Nandor the Relentless is a mouthful, literally.
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11 Sep 2022
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Five times Guillermo pleasured himself in the vampire house and one time he had help.
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05 Sep 2022
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there is a shortage in the blood supply (but there is no shortage of blood) by zarya
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Sep 2021
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Something has to go pretty wrong in your life, Guillermo supposes, for you to reach a point where you’re doing heavy mental calculus to determine whether there's romantic subtext behind your boss’s offer to help you dispose of a corpse.
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03 Sep 2022
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It's a Terrible Habit by Rainbow Smite (apathys_whore)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Dec 2021
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Nandor has burned temples, slaughtered priests, and desecrated the scriptures of many a religion with no thought at all. But the idea of taking Guillermo, of ravishing him, relishing him, drives the fear of damnation into Nandor like nothing else ever has. Surely something so soft, so beautiful is holy. Would burn his hand to cinder should he dare try and touch. And yet he longs to. Yearns with an ache he hasn’t felt since he was a king, staring out at lands he had taken from lesser men
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26 Aug 2022
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We've Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty by Spicy_Soldier
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Aug 2022
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A couple of weeks after the events of The Undefeated Truth or Dare Champion of Al Qolnidar, Guillermo is still pretending nothing happened, and Nandor is... trying his best to play along.
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- Part 2 of Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)
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22 Aug 2022
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90 Year Fiancé followed supernatural couples in long-term relationships who avoided that final commitment stage, often to the detriment of at least one partner or their surrounding families. After 15 years of Nandor and Guillermo bringing the vibe down in the house, it's time for an intervention.
Guillermo isn't getting any younger (but Nandor could fix that). Nandor wants it all, just without making any permanent, life-ending decisions, okay? Somehow, through the magic of reality television, they make it work.
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19 Aug 2022
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mama's nylons underneath my cowgirl jeans by ghostoftonantzin
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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“I noticed something else. He’s calling me his husband, but… he’s referring to himself as… not a husband, but a wife. I don’t know if that means anything, if it’s a mistranslation from Al Quolanudarese or what, but…” He trailed off.
When Nandor gets brain scrambled while running a trial for the Vampiric Council, he jumps to some conclusions about the relationship between himself and Guillermo.
Guillermo enjoys it and feels bad about it, because nothing is that simple for him.
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16 Aug 2022
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11 Aug 2022
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In the aftermath of an attempt on Nandor's life, Guillermo accidentally learns about a rarely discussed part of vampire biology. Forced to convalesce in unlikely circumstances, he's just got to recover without activating any of Nandor's... other biological instincts.
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07 Aug 2022
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Sooner or Later, Darling, You're Gonna Get Eaten by foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Aug 2022
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Nandor married Marwa. Freddie invited Guillermo to live in London with him. Both men went their separate ways. They were supposed to be happy, but a stormy night nearly a year later has Guillermo show up at the house in Staten Island, soaked through with a small bag and a plea for safety. Nandor never could say no to him.
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07 Aug 2022
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“It smells kind of like you,” Nandor says. Calmly, casually, practically a shrug, like that isn’t the most vulnerable and intimate thing Guillermo has heard in days--weeks--years.
And then, to his absolute horror, Guillermo feels the traitorous pricking of tears at the corners of his eyes. Nandor has leaned away, but he’s still closer than he was before, fanning the surface of Guillermo’s skin with his gentle breath.
Guillermo will not cry. He will not cry.
He can laugh about this. He’s not entirely human--he’s allowed to laugh at this.
So he does what his body knows best, and he bites down with an unprecedented savagery on the inside of his cheek. The familiar and comforting warmth of his own blood flows onto his tongue before he can realize his stupidity.
“Guillermo,” Nandor says. Low. Throaty. “Why do you do that?”
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Or: Guillermo's guilt grows with him from the moment he realizes he's different. Something between ordinary and inhuman. Then Nandor comes into his life, all danger and love, and Guillermo begins to think he can finally feel alive.Series
- Part 3 of Tender Is the Night
- Part 1 of Who We Smooch in the Shadows
- Part 7 of Author's Favorites
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02 Aug 2022
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I'll Just Look on Through My Love by HeartlessMemo
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Sep 2020
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Sequel to A Familiar's Familiar. Guillermo and Nandor punish the reader for disrespect. Nandor asserts his claim on Guillermo and scolds him for not keeping his own familiar in line.
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- Part 2 of A Familiar's Familiar
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01 Aug 2022
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01 Aug 2022
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.
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Bookmarked by wizardstea
17 Jul 2022