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Repeat After Me by battybatzgirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 Aug 2017
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Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”
“I don’t know, some twelve year old—”
Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”
“—Fifteen year old—”
Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”
Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”
“Son of a bitch.”Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.
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04 Apr 2026
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It's Above My Clearance Level by tsk
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Aug 2018
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In which Peter's class goes on a field trip to Stark Tower, and no one knows why this kid has such high clearance.
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29 Mar 2026
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Худшие летние каникулы by Spring_child
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Dec 2022
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Последнее, что он помнит – это то, как он вышел из школы. Прошло полдня, он сдал экзамены, написал Мэй, что останется у Нэда, написал Эм-Джей, и его паучье чутье взвизгнуло. А потом – щипок в шею, будто укус пчелы, но гораздо глубже. Темнота. И вот он здесь. Ха-ха. Его похитили. Если бы он был менее эмоционально мертв после экзаменов и недосыпа, у него была бы более подходящая и более бурная реакция. По крайней мере, рядом есть Капитан Америка и Зимний солдат, чтобы составить ему компанию.
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26 Mar 2026
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Мистер Старк, думаю, я сломал Интернет by Cis_moll
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
25 Apr 2020
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Сказ о том, что бывает, когда на твои соцсети подписывается Тони Старк и в одночасье ты обрастаешь популярностью, о которой не просил. А также о том, что делать, если твое имя Питер Паркер, а ушлые СМИ вдруг сосватали тебя за Человека-Паука. И это не говоря уже о том, что тебя считают плодом любви бурной юности одного известного миллиардера. Упс...
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- Part 2 of Восемь ног, девять жизней (перевод)
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26 Mar 2026
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Aliens, Hammers, and Making a Memorable First Impression by Marvel_Fangirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Dec 2020
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"Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”
He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.
“Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.
Thor just stared.
(Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)
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