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AU where JJ got divorced like three years ago and it builds on that scene “Is everyone getting laid except me?” comment by Emily because, what the fuck. And JJ goes teenager feral crazy for Emily.
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- Part 2 of Jemily Adventures
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25 Jun 2026
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JJ and Will have been divorced for almost five years and, Will is remarrying. JJ isn’t upset about it, but she isn’t to keen on going alone either so, she asks Emily. And of course, Emily agrees to come with her. Maybe this way, they will finally stop dancing around each other.
OR: Everyone is tired of them not getting together and they’re idiots.
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23 Jun 2026
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Michael is okay. Kids are resilient and even with Henry off to college, he’s got no shortage of male role models to choose from. Luke is his favourite, which JJ is pretty sure is only because Luke is Aunty Penelope’s favourite and Michael worships the ground she walks on. So, Michael has Luke and Penelope, Henry has Spence, and JJ has all of them and none of them. Most days it feels like she’s on her own.
“That’s not totally true though,” Dr. Ochoa says. “You have Emily.”
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- English
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- 105,438
- Chapters:
- 47/47
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21 Jun 2026
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In the wake of Will’s death, JJ has everyone in her corner… except her oldest friend. Despite their THC-laced Cheetos night and the impassioned confession “it gives me you,” Emily is more distant than ever.
Meanwhile, Emily is holding everyone at arm’s length… especially the woman she loves. Two decades of suppressed feelings take a backseat to dismantling BAUgate for good and giving JJ space to grieve.
In our take on Season 18 of Criminal Minds Evolution (that will lack so much plot at times because we want these two idiots to finally be together), will JJ and Emily find their way home to each other? Or are they destined to dance around and around, never being brave enough to admit their feelings or act on them?
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- English
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- 109,018
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 228
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- 1,269
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- 41,009
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20 Jun 2026
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Bella has been cursed by the order with a spell only Dumbledore knows the counter to. Written for the Bellamort Fest.
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- English
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- 12,508
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
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- 79
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- 12
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- 648
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18 May 2026
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Ruby Seed by fugamalefica for Purple_Dragon_Is_Purple
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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Bellatrix breaks free from Azkaban a year early and tracks Voldemort to the Albanian forests. Now, instead of Wormtail alone, Voldemort has someone with brains by his side in Riddle House, someone whose loyalty has never wavered. Canon divergence from PoA onwards.
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18 May 2026
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“Who does she think she is?” Rio said, gesturing wildly. “Just got here and already acting like she owns the damn place!”
Alice looked around Rio, “Hot too,” Alice muttered.
Rio looked confused before turning around and glancing back at the house where Agatha had appeared in the window. A white fitted t-shirt was tucked into her high-waisted jeans. Her brown hair was wild, like she hadn’t even had a chance to run a brush through it before writing her lovely little hate note.
Agatha crossed her arms and gripped a mug of coffee as she continued her stare down with Rio, and Rio could swear she saw her lips quirk into a smirk.
Rio groaned. Environmentally friendly, bitchy, and hot. Extremely hot.
OR: Rio is a garbage collector, and Agatha Harkness just got added to her route. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Trash Collection
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- English
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- 33,389
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 257
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- 831
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- 147
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- 16,262
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27 Apr 2026
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Agatha expected the handywoman to be out, grabbing more tools from her truck, but instead, she was kneeling on the floor, the toilet half taken apart. Her shirt had ridden up exposing considerable skin on her back and with it, a plethora of tattoos: vines, flowers and jewels stretching all the way down and into her waist band. Her waist band, which was also sitting out of place, much further south than appropriate. The smallest rim of boxer shorts showed itself, black cats hunting each other and no longer covering her butt crack.
OR: Agatha and her husband Ralph run a mega-church in Florida and Rio is their new handywoman.
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26 Apr 2026
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Professor Vidal has always hated Professor Harkness. Agatha's teaching style was wild, chaotic, a party for each class. Rio on the other hand felt a classroom was a sacred space to learn. Not to have dance parties or comedy shows in. The two were opposites, enemies in each other's eyes.
However, one night- Rio finds herself crying in the ice cream aisle after being stood up by her date. To make matters worse? Agatha Harkness finds her there.
Little did Rio know, the best years of her life stood in that aisle with her...
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Multi chapter AU fic:)
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- English
- Words:
- 150,750
- Chapters:
- 14/20
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- 361
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24 Apr 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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- English
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- 107,835
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 892
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14 Apr 2026
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Pope Agatha I and virgin Rio, that's the plot. It gets very smutty and then it gets very sweet.
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- Part 1 of The Vatican Chronicles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,400
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 114
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- 498
- Bookmarks:
- 68
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- 12,373
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08 Apr 2026
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My Lover is Buried Underground by greysaspire
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Hunger Games (Movies)
24 Mar 2026
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“You can’t kill me. It’s not allowed.”
Rio tilts her head, a slight smirk peeling at her lips. “Not yet… but once we’re in that arena…” She lets the words trail off, her eyes flicking over Agatha’s face.
“I think you’re forgetting we’re supposed to be allies,” Agatha shoots back, crossing her arms. “You kill me, the group turns on you.”
Rio leans in, her breath warm against Agatha’s ear as her voice drops to a whisper. “I may not be able to kill you yet, Agatha,” she murmurs, “but I can make you wish you were dead.”
Agatha lets out a short laugh, brushing her off with a flick of her hand. “Please,” she says, tilting her chin up, “I’d like to see you try.”
Rio pulls back just enough to meet her gaze, her smirk widening. “Baby, is that a challenge?”
“Bring it on.”OR
Trained careers Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal volunteer for the 73rd annual Hunger Games, each intent on killing the other once their alliance ends... despite the undeniable attraction growing between them.
Unfortunately, the odds are not in favor of these star crossed lovers.
~A Hunger Games AU~
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24 Mar 2026
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The camera followed Vidal as she returned to her bag and pulled out a bottle of water, speaking quietly to a linesman who approached her with an umbrella for shade.
Agatha expected her to take a swig, she couldn’t imagine how thirsty she must be after playing in this heat, but instead she closed her eyes, tilted her head back and squeezed the water over her face.
Agatha’s eyes widened. She was suddenly grateful for the sunglasses hiding half her face.
Vidal shook the droplets off and then lifted the hem of her shirt to wipe the excess from her chin, briefly exposing her abs and the bottom of her sports bra.
Agatha was finally starting to understand the appeal of this game.
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Agatha Harkness is engaged to tennis world champion, Wanda Maximoff. When an underdog emerges and threatens to steal Wanda’s crown, Agatha reluctantly agrees to spy on her.
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- English
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- 50,513
- Chapters:
- 9/?
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- 587
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- 1,162
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24 Mar 2026
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They say Rio is predictable. She’s cool, yes, and she’s confident, definitely, but she’s predictable. Reliable. You look at Rio, and you know exactly what to expect.
That ends with Agatha. And so does everything else.
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Not jealousy, not lust, but a secret third thing.
(Obsession. All-consuming, toxic, swallow-your-tongue obsession.)
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- English
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- 52,802
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 494
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- 1,124
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- 263
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22 Mar 2026
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Holy shit,” Rio says aloud. Agatha is somehow, miraculously, alive. Rio feels her own heart start beating faster in her chest with each distinct thump of Agatha’s heart through the warm skin in her neck.
Agatha Harkness, of all people, against all odds, is alive. Rio has to amend her earlier statement. It’s just us out here. Just Rio and her stubborn, narcissistic, cruel, and gorgeous boss, trapped together miles and miles away from any other human life form.
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The Send Help AU
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27 Feb 2026
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A century after Earth’s collapse, a lonely android named Ri-0 wanders the ruins of New York, teaching herself to dance to songs meant for two. When a scientist aboard humanity’s orbiting ark discovers footage of the impossible, an android who feels emotion, she risks everything she has worked towards to return to a planet long declared dead.
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- English
- Words:
- 48,493
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
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- 156
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- 263
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- 52
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- 5,558
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27 Feb 2026
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“May the best PI win,” Rio declared, offering her hand. “Which, by the way, will be me.”
Agatha snorted. “Sure, hon.” Not one to sneer in the face of good sportsmanship, Agatha grasped Rio’s hand and shook it firmly. “My office, once the meeting ends?” they offered, unbothered by Rio seeing their hungry gaze flick up and down her body.
Rio smirked. “Give me ten minutes after, so I can debrief my team, and then we can talk.”
“Yes,” Agatha agreed with a lascivious grin. “'Talk'.”
Agatha and Rio are rival pediatric blood cancer research professors at Salem University. They fight a lot. They fuck a lot too. Some would say that they fuck more than they fight.
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24 Feb 2026
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Agatha Harkness: decorated star, devoted wife and mother, Hollywood icon.
Rio Vidal: charming newcomer, playgirl with a heart of gold, Oscar hopeful.
Some sparks aren’t meant to be ignored.
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- Part 1 of FYC
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 718,800
- Chapters:
- 52/?
- Comments:
- 2,314
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- 2,565
- Bookmarks:
- 359
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- 149,292
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23 Feb 2026
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20 Feb 2026
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Rio thought she had her game day routine perfected. Then Agatha and her five-year-old son Nicky crash into the seat next to her (wearing Cardinals jerseys, no less) and suddenly Rio's carefully maintained rituals doesn't stand a chance.
(Or: A meet-cute in nine innings, featuring scorekeeping lessons, a foul ball, and a monumentous kiss cam)Bookmarked by witchness
16 Feb 2026