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    Shane is silent for so long that Rozanov leans, slouching against the doorframe, and raises his eyebrows at him expectantly. “Yes? You are selling bibles?”
    “You fucked my girlfriend.” It tears out of him.
    “Ah,” Rozanov drawls, as if the thought is just now occurring to him, “yes. I did.”

     

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    03 May 2026

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    It becomes a whole dynamic.
    They’re grown, dysfunctional men living in a tiny one-bedroom-apartment with a mean, blind old woman and a cancerous, immortal little dog, so of course they don’t talk about it. After all, why would they? But even without them properly communicating it is becoming more obvious by the day that what they are doing is practicing non-sexual kink. Neither of them ever utters the words ‘Dom/sub relationship’, there is no negotiation, no discussion of boundaries, no safeword. It is all very unsafe and insane, but it is consensual so long as neither of them stabs the other, and that hasn’t happened since Althea made them sleep out on the street for ruining her carpet. And that had been a consensual fight, anyway. Just wanting to blow off some steam.
    So maybe they do have a safeword, and it’s a wicked blade in the back. Somehow, it works out for them.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    26 Jan 2026

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    05 Jan 2026