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I'm a mess (it ain't new) by winter_sergeant
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jun 2019
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Summary
Here's the thing. Bucky Barnes is good at three (3) things. Shooting things, throwing things, and avoiding things. Shooting and throwing things is sort of obvious; he's 99 and 70 of those years he spent as the world's greatest assassin. These days, he's the world's second best assassin, but that's entirely his fault, the student surpassed the master, blah blah, Natasha stop smirking. Avoiding things? His therapist says that. Every time Bucky has an even remotely red-blooded thought about Steve. Because he has a lot of them. And they're not nice. If he inexplicably thought of just fondling Steve's ass while jerking off, that would be one thing, but Bucky usually thinks of bringing a switch to his ass and that's less than stellar. His therapist says he should talk to Steve about these vivid thoughts, because they're very vivid for Bucky's imagination, and Bucky always laughs at the idea.
Of course, if Bucky did say something to Steve, Steve would've brought him the switch and begged because 70 years is a long time to go without getting flogged.