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  1. Rec 16

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    Dan and Phil both work at the same nondescript, unimportant consultancy firm. Phil is a lesbian. Dan is too, she just doesn’t know it yet.
    Phil buys aphrodisiacs to fix that problem. It’s not unethical, it’s servicing her community!

    OR: happy lesbian visibility week :-)

    Dan waves dismissively. “Whatever. I’m not saying anything, I don’t want to sound homophobic. It’s fine if you think I’m fit, or something. Stare all you want.”

    Oh my god. Phil stares her down. The tank shows a lot more cleavage than the one from the movie. “You’re very progressive, Dan.”

    She rolls her eyes. “How’s the thing you’re working on? With the… whatever. I forget.”

     

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 36

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    Phil squinted, bringing the package closer to his eyes, then farther away, trying to figure out what it was. Fuck, he needed his glasses.

    “What–”

    “It’s that pill I bought from the petrol station in America,” Dan said, unable to keep the amusement from his voice. “Like…Viagra."

    Five times Dan and Phil tried to fuck and failed, because life happens. Plus, one time they succeeded.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 15

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    Extremely short fluff where Phil suggests an open relationship so Dan can explore BDSM and Dan says No Thanks!

    They’ve stayed together 16 years through a mountain of bullshit and pain, and Dan loves him more than most people love anyone. The last thing Phil is worried about is potentially losing him. He wants Dan to know there’s room to explore, if he wants to. That’s all.

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 11

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    "And you're dizzy every other week. I can't stand even the thought of losing you bub. And I'm not asking all the time- just when you're under a big dizzy spell. Days when it feels like the world is turning this way and that. Which, I know for a fact, is happening right now."

    Phil curls up into himself, and it makes Dan feel a bit horrible. A bit like an overbearing partner that controls everything Phil does. But- he can stand to feel petulant. What he can't stand, are all the different scenarios where Phil gets hurt with no one around to help.

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    Phil Lester needs a hug. He also needs a good long nap.

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    30 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 28

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    There’s an itch under Dan’s skin, the way there always is when he goes to visit his mother. Just a little thing, uncomfortable, like the world has tipped gently sideways. The infrequent occasions where he does go to visit, he nearly always goes alone. For obvious reasons.

    (2017. dan and phil go to visit dan’s mum, and dan nearly can’t bear it.)

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