whathehell
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The Cbat Saga and bad sex by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya and Shane need to know if Cbat is as bad as it sounds for science. It goes about as well as could be expected.
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- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Booth and Brennan are called out to investigate a body that was found on an old military test piloting site.
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Is that Shane Hollander??? by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
19 Feb 2026
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Someone found child Shane in Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Twitter has thoughts about it.
Credit to the creators of Pork Hollander and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter for making this fic be in the realm of possibility.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse
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Cuz Baby I'm the Giver by whathehell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jan 2026
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Shane is minding his business in the kitchen making his smoothie when he starts hearing country music coming from their room upstairs. Eventually Ilya's deep voice could be heard singing along to the chorus as he walks down the stairs to where he's standing. That's when the lyrics register.
Credit to Chappell Roan for the lyrics of the song "The Giver" and the inspiration for this story.
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If your heart wears thin, I will hold you up, and I will hide you, when it gets too rough by whathehell
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
22 Mar 2025
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There was the sound of the floorboards shifting at the door, as if someone was putting their weight back and forth between their legs, nervously debating on if they should knock or just walk away.
Shauna took a long deep breath before raising her voice. “Who is it?”If it’s Misty, claiming that she needs to check up on her again for the hundredth time, she’s gonna throw her shoe at her.
The door slowly creaked open as a honey blonde head of hair became visible from behind it.
“Hey.” She waited for Shauna to nod before walking in the room the whole way. “I know that we’re still kind of… angry at each other right now, but-” She swallowed while she quickly looked away before looking back at her, suddenly confident. She’s looking at her in the eyes, her chin is up and her lips are pressed tightly together. “Look. You’re still my best friend, and you have a kid now. And because I know that we’re going to get over this fight eventually, because Jeff isn’t shit. And I wanna be here for you and the little guy.”
AKA, Jackie and wilderness baby live and we get to imagine the consequences of it.
Also the title is a quote from the lyrics of Beside You by Marianas Trench
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- Part 1 of Survival
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Heated Rivalry Social Media-Verse by whathehell
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
22 Feb 2026
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Interview with the Vampire as viewed by the general viewer by whathehell
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Sep 2024
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This series will follow various characters within the Interview With the Vampire universe and is gonna have many parts that are loosely connected (so you don't have to read them all if you don't want to lol).
Enjoy!
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the @rozsgf playbook by bestbeforeapril
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and @rozsgf losing their internet connection the exact second the Metros and the Raiders hit the ice. The other fans are starting to notice.
aka: Shane Hollander, who definitely does not run an Ilya Rozanov fan account, runs one of the biggest Ilya Rozanov fan accounts on the internet and somehow keeps getting accused of being a Montreal Metros fan
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- Part 4 of felt cute, might delete
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jane dutch by thisisnotthenerd for deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.
He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.
And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...
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- Part 7 of crackin' open a cold one
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Mic'd Up with Ilya Rozanov: OTT vs MTL | January 5, 2021 by kwiewi
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Mic'd Up with Ilya Rozanov: OTT vs MTL | January 5, 2021
4:56 ▶️
Posted by OTTAWA CENTAURS OFFICIAL CHANNEL ✔ | 4 hours ago-
@MTLGIRL | 2:40 AM
Can these hollanovs shut up like damn. Let’s not bring rpf into the comments section of the REAL LIFE CENTAURS HOCKEY CHANNEL?@2481shilya | 3:03 AM
Girl i see the shayden comps on your channel lol -
An Endless Road to Rediscover by Nyxelestia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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You
I really was looking forward to seeing you after the game
I’m as sad at missing that
As I am sad at missing the playoffs.Lily
so am I
fuck MarlowYou
Aww, he’s not your favorite anymore?Lily
LEAST favorite now 😤You
I mean at least he feels bad. I believe him when he says he didn’t mean to hurt me.Lily
so do I
I just don’t care
he still DID hurt you
he should watch where he’s goingYou
😂
So you’re not going to get custom Bears lingerie with a 7 on it, then?Lily
no
I’ll get one for every other number on the team though 😘You
That’s an awful lot of money to spend on kindling.Leaked texts from Shane Hollander’s phone out him…as dating a Cliff Marleau fangirl.
No one is really sure what to do about this — least of all, Cliff Marleau.
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Shappicly-Shappo OP
Fair question! I didn’t go looking for them or anything. Doing some side work for a local moving company (just boring documentation thank god. I’m much too frail for manual labor!!!) and according to my boss it was left behind by a client ‘‘forever ago” and was never claimed. Knowing him that probably means they didn’t deliver it a decade ago and the client never called looking for it. They were doing a big storeroom clean out and were just going to toss it, so I thought I’d snag it!imhavingabadtime_0158
So, you just picked up a bunch of old journals you couldn’t read? Didn’t you say you just started grad school? Girl, are you not busy enough????Or Ilya loses his old journals in the move to Ottawa.