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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane was gay. That was the entire point of this whole thing. He was a man who loved another man. And he was a man

    He was a professional athlete, nearly six feet tall, just about 200 pounds. But for every single thing about him that he felt like served to qualify him as a man, it was like Ilya had somehow turned the dial up to eleven. 

    And Shane loved it. 

    or, five times that Shane is overwhelmed by his husband's masculinity and one time that Ilya realizes he is not the man of the house. 

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    01 Jul 2026

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    They’re finally alone, and Shane can’t get close enough to his husband.

    Holy shit. He has a husband.

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    Wedding night sex featuring down bad Ilya and carefree, happy, slightly drunk Shane.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “You are in McConnell, yes?”

    Shane blinked. “Yeah, it’s the closest to the rink so a lot of the guys on my team are there. How did you…?”

    “I see you there before”, Ilya shrugged. “You are hard to miss.”

    “Oh. Right, well..” Shane’s brain was short circuiting, unable to provide him with an appropriate response to whatever the rugby player had meant by that. He got up to leave.

    “I am in Molson, so nearby”, said Ilya, seemingly unfazed by Shane’s social faux pas, “will see you around”. He winked and Shane made a beeline for the exit, hiding the blush that was spreading steadily across his face.

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    After an incident with Ilya Rosanov's college rugby team in Boston, he's forced to transfer to McGill where he meets Shane Hollander, star of the Redbirds Hockey team.

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    26 Jun 2026