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    So I wrote a couple of porn without plot fics back in high school, posted them on fanfiction.net and years later they are still getting comments there so I figured I might as well move them over to here. I haven't checked over them for typos because it's basically super embarrassing to re-read things I wrote about about five years ago. But... enjoy? I'm not interested in writing any more of these, sorry!

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    In which the instution of marriage is discussed, and the impediments therein are removed.

    ...mostly via the application of liberal amounts of alcohol, and maybe a smidgeon of actual use of words.

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    07 Jan 2023

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    Temeraire pushes to pass a law that lets dragons adopt human families. Issues with the paperwork lead to some unexpected, but not unpleasant, consequences.

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    28 Dec 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    Ronan looked up at the next person who stepped up to speak with him. For a moment he couldn’t find words. The boy bowed low to Ronan, his eyes fixed up at him. Ronan held his gaze for what felt like a lifetime.

    Finally he straightened, and moved to walk away, probably assuming Ronan had no prolonged interest. In a quick moment of impulsiveness Ronan grabbed his hand.

    Ronan stared into his breathtaking eyes, lifting the boy's hand to his mouth to kiss the back of it. He was struck for a moment by his actions, and the sheer beauty of the boy's hand. His fine bones, with smooth tan skin stretched over them. Each finger was long and elegant, as beautiful as many of the court musicians’. For a moment Ronan thought he might be one of them, but he was sure he would have noticed him sooner.

    His lips lingered longer than necessary but he couldn’t help it. He dropped the boy’s hand reluctantly. The boy gave him a soft smile and stepped away, back into the crowd.

     

    See: a "Cinderella" AU (with hands this time)

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    08 Aug 2019

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    Kravitz has seen some shit. He's a paranormal investigator, a small but vital part of a larger organization. He specializes in ghosts, but he's seen a lot of different monsters.

    He's seen some shit, yes, but the pond creature of Satapaki Forest takes the cake.
    Literally, actually. The beast in front of him is sitting cross-legged in the shallows of its pond, petulant, its myriad tendrils wrapped protectively around dozens of stolen pastries. Kravitz sighs.

    It's surprisingly easy to fall in love with a monster.

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    09 Oct 2018

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    Moments of peace for Adam Parrish are rare, precious things, black opals cradled in shaking hands. He is scared to disturb them, or really even think about them, because as soon as he realizes they’re happening, the world crowds back in on him. Worries about school and money and Gansey pick up their harsh, orderly, incessant dance again, and peace recedes like a cat that has offered you a moment of its attention, only to change its mind as soon as you try to pet it.

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    08 Feb 2017