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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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Hermione shook her head violently, trembling with rage. “You’re mad. You’re selfish. You don’t love me, Draco, you just want to own me. You’ve twisted everything - your morals, your loyalty - just to justify this obsession.”
Draco’s jaw clenched. His hands curled into fists, but his voice was steady and cold.
“Maybe I am twisted. Maybe I am selfish. Fuck morals, fuck sides, fuck all of it. If you’re free when the Order wins, or mine if Voldemort does, then I can live with that. That’s all that matters.”
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What starts as one reckless night turns into something neither of them planned—or can walk away from.
For Inuyasha, instinct has always been something to restrain.
For Kagome, saying yes has never felt so right. -
I Hope They Serve Butterbeer In Hell by monstersofmen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy has five rules for making sure he never gets trapped by a witch, and he's gladly made a career out of sharing them with wizards around the globe. After all, someone has to make sure they're not all pussy whipped and pathetic.
Then one night Hermione Granger wears a green dress, does a tequila shooter, and traps him in a full Body Bind.
And he's a goner.
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Featuring a Manosphere influencer Draco on the Wizarding Wireless, who gets humbled by a badass, take no prisoners Hermione Granger.
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe