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Such Fragile Lives by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
15 Jul 2026
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“I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.
Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”
“I have a boyfriend, you know.”
Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”
“And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.
“Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”
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Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
A Queen Bee Bitch
An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
A nobody college student; and
A goddamn mature adultAnd Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.
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15 Jul 2026
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{𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓}║𝕮. 𝕮𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 by BritishScone
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
15 Jul 2026
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𝗛𝗮𝗻𝘂 𝗔𝗸𝗶 was always destined to be alone. The lone guardian of the Quileute Tribe. The silent protector of La Push. The guide of countless warriors. A teacher to generations. A witness to centuries. He shouldered his brother's heavy responsibility. Bore the wishes and dreams of his people from centuries past. Endured the unstoppable march of time that eroded his soul. He was never in this life for peace. Until the day he saw golden eyes and a gentle smile-and everything changed.
𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻 was impervious to human blood, an anomaly among his kind-a vampire who chose to heal rather than harm. For centuries, he embraced his solitude, content with the family he built, the friendship he shared with Esme, and the quiet purpose his work brought him. It wasn't perfect, but it was enough. It was peaceful. He never expected his stagnant eternity to stir again. Not until glacier eyes and a charming grin sauntered in and shattered everything he thought he knew.
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14 Jul 2026
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Greed and Gold by Bloodbro
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms
14 Jul 2026
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When Smaug, the King under the Mountain, is cast from his own world, he descends upon Westeros. As he carves out his own lair in the mountains of Dragonstone, the delicate balance of the Seven Kingdoms begins to tilt. The Targaryens are about to learn a terrifying lesson, some dragons are not pets to be ridden. They are the ruin of all things.
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14 Jul 2026
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The Dragon’s Beauty by lasttraintomoscow
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV), A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
14 Jul 2026
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Viserra Targaryen refuses to be traded into a marriage she never chose.
Baelon thinks he sees through her. Viserra thinks she can outrun him.
House Targaryen has always known how to make legends of its sons and warnings of its daughters.
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13 Jul 2026
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Her Dirty Little Secret by PikaIsInDespair
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
28 Mar 2026
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Regina George has a dirty little secret named Rodrick Heffley, but her patience gets tested when a new girl attends North Shore and is being a little too chummy with the queen bee's secret boyfriend.
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13 Jul 2026