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Time pulls them together, again and again.
Lucanis and Emmrich keep running into each other by chance. Fate denies any and all involvement.
*Featuring sassy Emmrich, bitchy Emmrich, mortal-dread-stricken Emmrich, oblivious Emmrich, soft Emmrich, injured Emmrich, and references to unhinged younger Emmrich (he is an academic).
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26 May 2026
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One Hit, One Kiss by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: The Mighty Nein
15 Oct 2022
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Unwinding the night after their fight against the gnolls, Caleb would rather be hit than kissed. Mollymauk Tealeaf has a confounding habit of doing both in rapid succession.
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10 Jul 2025
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Lucien regards Essek. “You know I steal things for a living, don’t you? You know I’ve got a few dead men to my name, too?”
“I am aware of these facts, Mr. Tavelle. I considered them to be among your highest qualifications for this job.”
“And yet you came here alone?”
“...Yes?”
Lucien digests this. “Okaaay. Well, how’s the pay?”
“200 gold."
Lucien bursts out laughing. “Nope! Nope. Absolutely not. Do you think I was born last night?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Lemme get this straight.” Lucien leans forward, staring Essek down. “You’re telling me you came to a distant kingdom, arranged to meet a known criminal in a bathhouse, and thought nothing of stripping nude for a parley—but now you’re telling me that you need protection for your meeting with some spook? You’re dangerous enough on your own, my friend. If you’re in the market for a merc, it’s because you are about to walk into some fucked up, unsound, insane shit—and I’m not getting flayed alive and broken on the rack for 200 gold. For 500 gold? Sure, fine, that’ll get you some light flaying, maybe a turn or two on the rack—but not for 200.”
Essek sighs. “Do you prefer it in gold or platinum?”
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15 Mar 2025
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The end of the world was fast approaching, and everyone but Dorian was falling in quick, desperate love.
Dorian goes looking for something, and he finds Essek, who has returned to Vasselheim in disguise alongside his partner. Caleb Widogast is kind, charming, handsome, and Essek has a few interesting things to say about his predilections.
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25 Jan 2025
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“Would you be able to give me any advice on,” Dorian tried, failed, and restarted, “well, the thing is—"
“Polymorph?” Essek suggested, with just the barest upward curl of his lip. “To keep you largely the same, yes, but with certain anatomical changes, for the sake of—"
“Gods, yes, yes, what in all—did Orym tell you?"
“He didn’t need to.”
Essek gives Dorian Polymorph lessons, and both of them have an educational time. Then, Caleb and Orym help test the results.
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25 Jan 2025