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  1. Rec *

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    01 Jul 2026

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    While there are exceptions to every rule, it is generally considered a fact that putting two alphas in a room together, when one or both are in rut, is asking for someone to be killed in a rut induced act of violence.

    This is common knowledge.

    So, when Boston's Head Dynamics Specialist discovers they've put Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov into the same quarantine room after a mass rut inducing incident, there is a lot to be concerned about.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    "No," Shane cried out. "Please, no." But a knot was already forming.

    He grabbed the nearest pillow and bit into it, then he clawed at the blankets loosely lining his bed. His body was actively betraying him, and he felt sick. He was meant to feel pain in his abdomen, not his dick. He was supposed to cry because of the discomfort, not because he was disgusted by his body.

    Or, five times Shane feels like an omega, and one time he accepts that he is an omega.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Since Shane’s Calvin Klein campaign dropped, it somehow escaped the hockey bubble entirely and spilled into the general public. There are countless TikToks now—not even from hockey fans, just regular people—posting about his husband in tight white briefs that leave very little to the imagination. Every sports show seems obligated to mention Shane Hollander’s Calvin Klein campaign. It’s inescapable in a way neither of them had expected.

    At first, Ilya thought it was fun. He was glad the world finally saw his husband as the sexy, talented man he’d always known him to be. He liked interacting with fan posts and edits, even sending them to Shane just to watch the way his face would immediately redden.

    But now, the public reaction is a little… much.

    or: Shane’s Calvin Klein campaign goes viral, not only in the hockey sphere, but all over the internet. Ilya tries (and fails) to not show his jealousy.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Sprawled out on a beach chair, damp and sun-kissed, Shane Hollander is oblivious to how fuckable he is.

    So really, posting that photo was just… sharing the truth. A public service.

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    30 Jun 2026