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???: why the fuck are you ignoring viktor
Yuuri: Who is this? What are you talking about?
???: its yuri dumbass and you know exactly what i'm talking about
Yuuri blinks at that. For a split second he wonders if an angrier asshole version of himself from an alternate universe, someone who spelled their name wrong and snubbed his nose at basic rules of grammar, had somehow found a way to pester him while he tried to prevent, by studying, at least one aspect of his life from crumbling into utter ruin. Then the split second passes and Yuuri reins in the insanity long enough to venture a rational approach.
Yuuri: Yuri who?
Three seconds later his phone rings.
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Two weeks after his failure at Sochi, Yuuri receives a text from a mysterious number asking why the fuck he’s ignoring Viktor. So begins Yuri Plisetsky’s all out campaign to get Yuuri to finally text Viktor and end the torment of watching Viktor pine, and so begins Yuuri's descent into a wonderland of texting his idol, meeting his #1 fan(s), and slowly rebuilding his life with a little help from his friends.
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16 May 2026
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When Yuri steps off the plane at Narita International Airport for Japanese Nationals following his disaster at the Grand Prix Final, the last person he expects to see waiting for him is none other than Lilia Baranovskaya, demanding that Celestino hands Yuri over to her.
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10 May 2026
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shelter & warning by Mythmaker
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2025
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"Do you need meals prepared?" Luo Jiangxue asked, sounding somewhat eager despite the cool professionalism he was radiating out of every pore. Dark eyes nearly sparkled in his direction.
"No," er-ge's cold voice cracked through their conversation like an ice breaker in the North Atlantic.
"Ahem," Shen Yuan's face was a little rictus in its grin, deliberately not looking over at his brother. "We had not budgeted for that, and I have a pretty strict diet for the moment --"
"For the rest of your life," er-ge chimed in again, like a funerary gong.
Shen Yuan, after suffering hospitalization and concurrent surgery, is strong-armed by his family into getting a live-in nurse while he recovers. Luo Jiangxue has excellent credentials, is kind, if a bit young, and seems perfectly qualified. Shen Yuan has no idea why his older brother hates the guy on sight, but can they at least have their weird tension-filled staring contests in their off-hours?? Shen Yuan just wants to recuperate, and fast, so he doesn't have to suffer through the mortifying ordeal of being nursed.
It's not like anything else is going on.
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That Can Be Arranged by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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"You're selling me for money? Your own child?"
A modern arranged marriage AU. Xie Lian's family's business is on the verge of failing. Hua Cheng has money and a horrible reputation. A match made in heaven? Well, it's certainly been made somewhere... Are reluctant marriage partners the next power couple or a train wreck waiting to happen? Spoiler: they're Hualian, so likely both?
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07 Aug 2025
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they keep the phoenix in a bamboo cage by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jul 2024
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“Did we meet right before whatever landed me in the Cloud Recesses?” he asked, hopefully. “I don’t remember any intention of coming around for a nice visit, did I hit my head?”
The youths exchanged glances, and proceeded to dash his newly raised hopes in the weirdest fashion possible.
“You live here,” said the loud one, with exaggerated patience.
“Bullshit.”
In which an amnesiac Wei Wuxian concludes from the available evidence that he's been forced into a sham marriage, and acts accordingly.