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    where nothing bleeds by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    10 Apr 2026

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

    or

    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    27 Apr 2026

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    wait, the parkour villain is just a GUY? by

    Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)  

    23 Nov 2024

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    The current Parkour Champion is, well, an asshole.

    Seawatt, EMF, and Tec want him, to... uh, die. So, what better way than to unleash the Parkour Villain that even makes the Parkour Champion freak out at the mere mention of him?

    Issue is, they find him, but... he seems to be just this lame, average guy named Evbo? (He's kind of cute though.)

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Server Down by

    Fandoms: Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic)  

    29 Jul 2025

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    Ao3’s not feeling well- and guess how Tumblr finds out?

    The damn hashtag.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    maybe the real mace was the watcher we wanted to kiss all along by

    Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP  

    10 Feb 2025

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    Clown unequips his mace, the thing he’s worked so hard for, just so he can free his other hand to hold both sides of Branzy’s face. “Hey, it’s okay. You rigged the game for me, didn’t you?”

    His touch stings, a literal, prickling sensation that signals to Branzy that he should be careful, that he can’t just step into this world.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Brown Eyes by

    Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP  

    28 Sep 2022

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    Nobody knows what color Clownpierce's eyes are- not until Vitalasy, Subz, and Rek start a bet trying to figure it out.

    Thus ensues the saga of failed, but hilarious attempts to get Clown's mask off.

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    24 Jan 2026