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谢谢，不悔婚了。
重生君主yjh x 穿越谋臣kdj。
架空古代轻松向。全文2.8w+。- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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17 Jun 2026
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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09 Feb 2025
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from you, i'd buy anything by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2025
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Facebook Marketplace
DISASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE (REASSEMBLY REQUIRED)
$74
Condition: Used (fair)
Description: chic glass table for all ur tabling needs—temporarily disassembled due to undisclosed circumstances. just needs some time and patience with the reassembling project!*
must be able to pick up and must not ask me for help with reassembly
*may lack structural integrity after reassembly, which seller is not responsible forSeller: Wei Wuxian
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Lan Wangji: Why are you selling a broken table?
Wei Wuxian: it’s disassembled!!!!
Lan Wangji: Shattered glass cannot be reassembled.
Wei Wuxian: what are u, some kind of glass doctor?
OR: the inevitable collision of part-time fb marketplace seller & full-time troll!wei wuxian and part-time window-shopper & full-time rule enthusiast!lan wangji
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31 May 2026
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i’ve got my money on things going badly by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
08 May 2026
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HUA CHENG: Banks are also a scam.
MU QING: I’m literally looking at your bank statements right now.
HUA CHENG: That’s nothing. We keep the bulk of our fortune buried underground in a safe place.
MU QING: . . . What exactly did you bury?
HUA CHENG: Gold bars.
MU QING: I’m really, seriously going to kill you both.
OR: mu qing runs a financial advice podcast and hualian are, naturally, the two worst guests he's ever had
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- Part 2 of financial audit aus
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31 May 2026
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one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.
OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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- Part 1 of financial audit aus
Bookmarked by ur_hallucinating
31 May 2026