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Kaveh jolted awake with an immediate, jarring sense that the world was somehow incorrect - the way a loud alarm jerks someone into consciousness before they’re ready to rejoin the waking world. As his eyes flew open, he took in the familiar ceiling of his and Alhaitham’s home... but that only made his unease worsen.
Blinking rapidly, he pushed himself upright with a clumsy lurch, oddly disconnected from his own body - as though his limbs had forgotten their obedience to the structure of his mind. But as he rolled his shoulders, expecting the familiar discomfort and stiff cracks he’d long since accepted as an inevitable consequence of waking up every morning, all he felt was warm, smooth muscle moving fluidly beneath his skin.
A lot of muscle.
... Too much muscle.
Why was there so much muscle?!
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08 Jun 2026
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“Okay, but we’re pretending — there’s some sort of boundary and freedom that needs to be established. We could be fake boyfriends, and I could be a loyal lap dog or how you make me out to be, but that isn’t enough assurance for you that I won’t be going after other people.”
“Who said we’re going to be fake boyfriends?” Kaveh mutters.
Alhaitham stammers, “W-We aren’t?”
A new neighbor has moved in, and Alhaitham might have already gotten himself entangled with his ploys and whimsies.
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18 May 2026
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Alhaitham tries a new drink at the tavern during their weekly game night with Cyno and Tighnari - and unwittingly drinks far more than his usual limit of two glasses of wine. Kaveh, never having seen Alhaitham drunk before, is not only shocked by how affectionate he is, but the fact that he only seems to be that way with him.
“Where are you going? Stay.” Alhaitham knew he was whining, but in his intoxicated state, he really didn't care.
To his relief, Kaveh wasn’t irritated, smiling softly down at him. “I just have to pee, Haitham. I'll be right back,” he said gently. Gods, what right did Kaveh have being this beautiful?
Alhaitham mumbled something unintelligible under his breath, but reluctantly let go, watching Kaveh weave through the tables. His gaze lingered until the bathroom door swung shut, then slumped down in his seat with a heavy sigh.
“Damn, drunk Alhaitham's even further gone for Kaveh than sober Alhaitham. Didn't even think that was possible,” Tighnari mused, raising an eyebrow at him knowingly.
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23 Apr 2026
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The Great Debate (Now Featuring One Apartment) by inhumanbones
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Kaveh thought he’d escaped Alhaitham after countless online debates, pointed emails, and minor humiliations from all those years ago. He was wrong. Very, very wrong. Thanks to Cyno and Tighnari, he lands a lead on a apartment… only to discover that the "landlord" is none other than his ex-academic rival, debate nemesis, and the only person who ever read him like an open book. Now they’re roommates by contract, enemies by habit, and somehow stuck under the same roof. Rules are simple: don’t touch each other’s things, don’t correct each other’s grammar, and absolutely do not, under any circumstances, bring up that debate about brutalism from years ago.
Spoiler: some rules are already broken.
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12 Apr 2026
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to look in the mirror (and see you) by Amity206 for kiwiflavoredbagels
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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In Sumeru, healthcare is free. The exception? Gender-affirming care. Kaveh, between his debt and... interesting housing situation, hasn't been able to afford it. An injury after the Inter-Darshan Championship only further complicates things. Meanwhile, Alhaitham argues with the sages over a law that could change things.
Or: t4t Alhaitham and Kaveh that somehow ended up with a heavy focus on Sumeru's politics.
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