unfathomableTortoise
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your head tilt back, your funny mouth to the clouds by carmen_machinae (unfathomableTortoise)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jan 2023
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Or: How Wide It Is, How Deep It Is, How Much Is Mine To Keep; A Tragicomic History In However Many Acts It Takes To Tell The Story Right
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One sunny fall afternoon, Morax shows up on Venti's doorstep with a problem he really doesn't even know where to start on solving. Venti doesn't know how to help. Maybe they can kiss about it?
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FIRST CONTACT! I Meet the Mega-Gamer Aliens From Outer Space (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) by unfathomableTortoise
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Homestuck
15 Jan 2021
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APRIL 13, 20XX - After months of delay, media giant UA Entertainment has finally announced that their long-awaited interactive fiction "game of the year" (known only by its pre-release publicity title sBURB) is entering its beta-testing stage. It will be sent out to the hundreds of gamers across Japan - and all over the world - that have been lucky enough to receive a beta code over the course of the summer. This will be the first time the game is released to members of the general public. UA has promised that it will be "a revolutionary step in the world of video games" - but can it live up to the hype?
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Bakugou Katsuki keeps getting messaged by internet trolls. He's sick of it.
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Feferi Peixes had never had a problem with the cold- which is why she was so surprised when the next gust of wind started to make her feel uncomfortably chilly.
(Feferi and Aradia go hiking. They encounter a few technical difficulties.)
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The YouTube AU Cinematic Universe by carmen_machinae (unfathomableTortoise), cherotonin, unfathomableTortoise
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Dec 2022
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Morax and Barbatos and Ei are YouTubers. Well, Zhongli is a funeral parlor consultant and Venti is a lawyer and the Raiden Shogun is the crown jewel of Japan's idol industry, but, you know, they're on YouTube. They're YouTubers.
Just like Zhongli's boyfriend Childe who just moved out of the hype house where the rest of his esports team live, or Venti's friend Hu Tao who runs a meme channel in between performing funeral rites, or Hu Tao's friend Xiangling who does real-life versions of dishes from TV shows and video games that always end up off-topic.
Or that guy Diluc Ragnvindr with the wine tasting channel, or Albedo from Kreideprinz who does the science videos with his little sister and the hot guy with the non-medical eyepatch, or Amber from the National Parks Service who posts super wholesome dad jokes, or Ms. Ningguang from Jade Chamber Corporate Advising with the horribly boring videos on branding, or Beidou from Crux Cybersecurity who does the same thing but much cooler and funnier.
You know, like YouTubers.
(brainworms co-parented with the wonderful and horrible @carmen_machinae)
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Xingqiu had told Chongyun, all those years ago, most of the truth - that he’d gotten his Vision in the rainstorm that had pummelled Liyue Harbor while Chongyun had been recuperating from his disastrous Dragonspine expedition, that perhaps even the Archons had known not to separate Xingqiu and Chongyun in any way. It had been half a joke, but Chongyun had accepted it with a pleased smile.
He doesn’t know what it says about him that he remembers, with aching clarity, that moment where he’d been so coldly angry about not being able to protect Chongyun that he’d attracted the attention of the Archons themselves. Every time he touches his Vision, he gets a flash of that frigid, relentless part of himself.
And it feels ugly.
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Xingqiu learns, over the years, what it means to have a Hydro Vision.
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- Part 1 of and miles to go before i sleep
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15 Oct 2021
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“Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
“The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
“Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”- Language:
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13 Mar 2020
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my brother, my brother, and mina by ClementineKitten
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Dec 2019
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It started with a bet, as all great things do.
Kaminari, in a flash of brilliance, decides to create an advice podcast for the students of U.A, and enlists the help of Ashido and Kirishima to be his co-podcasters. What could possibly go wrong?
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01 Apr 2020
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He also looked different. Kinda... domestic, Ryuji thought, blinking rapidly. He was wearing the olive coffee-stained apron he always wore, the one that he’d always thought would have looked nice on a cute girl, probably, but today for no reason it seemed kinda… flattering on him?
“Something wrong?” Akira asked, and Ryuji picked up his entire train of thought and shoved it very firmly out of mind.
Ryuji’s got nowhere to go on Valentines. Things take a turn. (Based on what happens if you turn down all the girls, oh my god.)Bookmarked by unfathomableTortoise
21 Jun 2018
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As kissers go the Sylph of Space is A++++. Would kiss again.
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24 Apr 2017