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“You really should speak with more respect!” He inched closer to Luka, jabbing a finger into his chest, his sorry state shifting into flaming hot anger. “You and Ivan are the damn same!”
“Speaking of Ivan,” Luka moved Till’s finger away from his chest with the cold indifference of someone who had never felt any positive emotion in his life, “when are you letting him out? He’s insisted I go to his cell about seven times now, begging me to call you over. Quite frankly, I’m starting to lose my patience.”
“Why the hell should I go?” He crossed his arms, brows furrowing. “You’re the advisor, you’re the one who should be dealing with that.”
“Well, Your Majesty, if your beloved captain decides to become upset at your lack of attention, the full brunt of his unhappiness will be entirely yours to bear.”
Or: Till decides to punish his knight — not knowing that he's the one in need of a punishment instead.
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how to NOT deal with the fact that your boyfriend might be a killer by umiwh
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
30 Nov 2025
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Ivan has always been somewhat weird.
Till didn’t really expect things to change much when they finally started dating. A lifetime of pining on Ivan’s side and Till being ‘too smooth-brained to realize his own feelings’, according to Luka, concluded in an emotional confession underneath a meteor shower in an unforgettable summer.
But what Till wasn’t ready for was for things to somehow get… even weirder.
Or: maybe you should trust your gut when it tells you that your boyfriend might be a psycho.
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Till's a very normal college student. No, really.
Although he's an outcast that has a grand total of three friends (and one of them only tolerates him), he considers himself to be okay in general. As normal as it can get when your side hustle is murdering the scum of society that infest the Anakt campus.Unfortunately, his own actions backfire on him, and now he's stuck with the campus' heartthrob, captain of football team, star of every student's wet dreams Ivan's company.
There's definitely a lot more about him than meets the eye.Till's doomed and going to jail, he's sure of it.
Can this get any worse?Yes, it can.
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Urak figured that even if his pet was defective, maybe it wouldn't be too bad to give it a shot at being a provider. For once, he didn't completely reject the scent of a suitor; unfortunately, that pet belonged to that bastard Unsha.
Or: Urak and Unsha take on cross-animal breeding.
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18 Jul 2026
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Till did not end up going to the same university as Ivan. So in reality, his first and last love was gone.
But in his dreams?
Till laughed and smiled and held his hand. They chatted for hours, explored impossible realities, and did the most mundane activities. He wanted to stay there and never wake up. He couldn't help but think--
I want to sleep forever.
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ivti fairy tale au where till is a sleeping prince locked in a tower that won't wake up until someone rescues him with… the true love creampie?
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11 Jul 2026
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"It's a lust hex," Till points to the heart in the middle shakily, framing his womb below, "It's gets more and more uncomfortable until the victim is… filled."
Till has somehow found himself the victim of a womb tattoo curse. He seeks out Ivan to deal with the problem on account of a promise they made back in college. A promise that Ivan will be the one to take Till's virginity.
Angel/Devil AU.
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26 Jun 2026
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Till has never been more glad Ivan is a heavy sleeper because if he woke up right now, Till wouldn't know how to explain why he's riding his unconscious friend's cock.
or Till somnos Ivan
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09 Jun 2026