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In the late 1800s, Craig Tucker was made into becoming South Park’s Youth Pastor under Father Maxi, after a life altering incident had occurred. After 6 years passed, Craig was finally able to turn into the Chapel’s pastor, using it as an excuse to move on from his past. On a sleepless night, however, Craig finds a book of invocations that leads to his obsession to come back. Finally giving into his temptation, all hell breaks loose. Literally.
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So much for Craig Tucker having the best Senior year ever. Especially when he's homeless and living under a bridge. And of course his damn pride and guilt for past decisions are eating away at him. Of course.
And then there's freaking Tweek Tweak just...appearing back into his life after 7 years, still as pure and innocent as those addicting cinnamon muffins he bakes for the coffee shop.
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22 Jun 2026
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"The crowd erupted in applause once more. The President cleared her throat. Trisha leaned in closer to the screen. 'This year's victors will be reaped from citizens ages 19–25, to remind the districts that even those who have stepped into adulthood are still the Capitol’s to command, and that freedom is an illusion granted only at our discretion.' There was a subsequent bang behind Trisha. She sat up and looked behind the couch to see her brother’s bag slumped at his feet."
Craig was terrified of death. After he aged out of the Reaping, he thought he was safe to live a boring, comfortable, and repetitive life in District Four. It turns out he was sorely mistaken.
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20 Dec 2025
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Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.
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13 Jun 2026
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This one was written so in character that it took me by suprise. Theres so much that happens in this fic at the same time which is insane. Hollycomb writes kyle under pressure so well. I also loved the asshole-drunk stan trope. Absolute lovely to read (Both this and its sequel).
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Craig comes back from college with a few notches on his bedpost and Grindr on his phone. A hookup that should be anonymous goes wrong very quickly.
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16 Jun 2026
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I usually dont bookmark smutty fics but the writing in this one is phenomenal and so funny. It felt wayy longer than it actually was (like a multi chapter fic), and turned into something I did NOT expect, with a sweet ending.
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Tweek has always wanted to be an actor, his first real gig after college should be exciting! Except instead of playing a character or memorizing scripts he's hunting for ghosts with the most uncomfortably stoic man he's ever met. Perhaps this show will be the start of a great career for him, if he can survive the ghosts and Craig Tucker.
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15 Jun 2026
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This one was so adorableee. It suprised me how every single hc of both Craig and Tweek were spot on with my own, it was insane lol